Chocobro Sleeping Headcanons

As you all know I am asleep 90% of the time. So I figured, “hey how do the bros sleep?”

I’ll prob post a version feature the boy’s s/o soon. Gotchu guys covered. 

Anyway, I’m tired.

Tag yourself I’m Noctis *duh*

Noctis 

  • Can fall asleep anywhere.
  • Any time.
  • The boy can just wake up from a full nights rest and go back to sleep.
  • Gets especially sleepy after eating. 
  • Falls asleep in the Regalia while sitting up.
  • His head slumps forward and he remains asleep for hours.
  • He wakes up with some major neck pain… and drool on his chin.
  • Of course, Noctis get the best sleep on his own bed. 
  • Really loves being under the covers completely
  • The other bros wonder how he breathes under all the covers?
  • It’s a mystery. 
  • Noctis doesn’t even know how he does it.
  • While in a deep sleep, his eyes roll in the back of his head.
  • It freaks Prompto out to no end. 
  • Cuddles pillows in his sleep.
  • Loves to cuddle.
  • During their journey, he will always cuddle who ever is closest to him.
  • It’s very awkward.
  • Wakes up red faced and prays they didn’t notice. 
  • They notice.
  • They’re just used it by now.
  • Sleeps in any position.
  • Stomach.
  • Side.
  • Back.
  • Sometimes wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.
  • May even wake up on the floor. 
  • Definition of heavy sleeper
  • A bomb can go off and this boy would sleep through it

Prompto

  • Prompto only sleeps under certain circumstances. 
  • Cannot sleep in a tent.
  • Gets no sleep during camp.
  • That’s why he’s so excited to get a hotel room.
  • Unable to sleep in  the Regalia. 
  • Mostly because he sees time in the car as photo opportunities. 
  • Lucis’s scenery is great, y’all.
  • He can’t help himself. 
  • He has so much energy, so he can’t sleep unless he’s really exhausted. 
  • Sweats in his sleep.
  • Still wears short sleeve, tank tops and shorts to bed.
  • Still wakes up with sweats.
  • Poor sunshine.
  • Loves sleeping with stuffed animals.
  • He had a ton of stuffed animals as a kid.
  • He’s kept one.
  • He’s low-key embarrassed by it, considering he takes it on their journey..
  • But the guys don’t say anything about it.
  • It’s a yellow chocobo stuffed animal, by the by.
  • That’s crucial information.
  • Hugs it to his chest.
  • Sometimes he wakes up with the stuffed animal on his head?
  • Sleeps on his left side only
  • Fetal position.
  • Not as cuddly as Noctis.
  • But still loves to snuggle.
  • Luckily for the guys, he only grabs onto his chocobo.

Gladiolus

  • Why was this the first thing that came to my mind He sucks his thumb
  • I don’t know.
  • Noctis totally teases him over it.
  • To which Gladio brings up how the Prince cuddles up to Ignis in his sleep.
  • Noctis shuts up shortly after. 
  • Sleeps shirtless.
  • The man is a heater.
  • He doesn’t need more warmth.
  • Doesn’t sweat though.
  • He uses only a single sheet rather than the entire comforter.
  • Sleeps the best in the tent.
  • Actually… sleeps best outside of the tent.
  • As long as there is a campfire going, and the stars in the sky… Gladio is covered for a good night’s rest.
  • Definitely, 100% canon; he snores
  • You cannot convince me otherwise.
  • Earthquake level snores.
  • His snores stir the others from their sleep.
  • Can sleep on either of his sides. 
  • Doesn’t like sleeping on his back. 
  • He feels like he’s taking up too much room.
  • Low key claustrophobic maybe?
  • Needs open spaces. 
  • Can sleep in the Regalia if everyone is quiet.
  • Which is a rarity in itself.

Ignis

  • Definition of insomniac
  • If Ignis does get sleep, it’s for a short while.
  • Definitely the type that’s early to bed, early to rise.
  • Super light sleeper. 
  • The quietest of sounds can wake him up.
  • And this is why he relies on Ebony so much.
  • He really can’t function without caffeine intake.
  • Sleeps like he’s a dead man?
  • Always straight on his back.
  • Hands folded against his chest.
  • Doesn’t move all night.
  • Often forgets to take his glasses off.
  • May have broken a few pair in his childhood that way…
  • Doesn’t snore… necessarily.
  • Will have soft little inhale snores.
  • It’s so cute help me
  • Even though he’s a light sleeper, he doesn’t stir when Noctis latches onto him in the night. 
  • Noctis has been doing that since they were children.
  • It’s so cute help me I’m dead.
  • Get’s very cold in his sleep, but refuses to pull the covers up above his rib cage.
  • Sometimes wears his gloves to bed for this reason.
  • Poor boy is just so cold.
  • Sleeps in actually pajamas. 
  • Not makeshift night clothes.
  • Cotton, long sleeved night shirts.
  • Long pants.
  • Wears socks to bed.
  • Sleeps okay in the tent.
  • Prefers a proper bed.
  • Of course he doesn’t sleep in the Regalia.
  • Even when he isn’t driving.
  • His eyes are on the road always. 
  • Cautious mama bear.
  • Wakes up before the sunrises to start cooking breakfast. 
  • Also just enjoys a few hours of silence. 

It’s 5 am and I just saw the W*nder W*man posters and I’m thinking about how Over It I am with the cliche of empowered white women and how Women of Color are always an afterthought but then I remembered that with each passing day, I’m closer to Black Panther. And while it may be forever until we get a Black woman as title character on a major superhero film, Black Panther will get me through lmaoo