Post-S3 Hannibal deserves everything he gets and Will is the tired husband fic.
The kitchen was warm from the wood burning oven. There was a loaf of bread being baked inside it now and soon there would be the fish to go inside next.
The catch had been small, but it would do for the next few days. There was always the fish in the freezer, but Will was wary of resorting to unthawing those just yet.
Will held the smallest of the halibut by its head and lightly whipped the tail, slapping Hannibal on the cheek, leaving behind a wet trail that led to the corner of Hannibal’s upturned lips. There was no surprise or shock on his face, he was–as simply as Hannibal could be–happy to have Will’s attention.
He wiped his cheek primly with one of the patriotically themed discounted paper napkins.
“There is a word for that.” Hannibal said.
“I’m not above doing it again, just so you know.”
“Cornobbling,” said Hannibal. He laughed at Will’s heartfelt groan. If it wasn’t for Will’s scale covered hands, he would have covered his face to shield himself from Hannibal’s humor.
Will pointed his knife at Hannibal. “I am not going to ask you how you know that. I’m not.”
With every ounce of purposefulness, Will set the halibut back onto the cutting board, ready to start descaling the fish and add it to the tray with the others.
Hannibal moved and stood behind Will, circling his arms around him and placing his hands over Will’s. Together they scaled the fish. Hannibal bit gently at Will’s ear.
“You shouldn’t cornobble people who don’t deserve it.”
“If there was ever anyone in the world who deserved a fish to the face, Hannibal, it’s you.”
“That’s not very nice.”
Will could hear his pout and started to smile. “Yeah, yeah.”
Okay but can I just say I really appreciate that one part in dgm where literally everything leads you to believe that Allen and Lenalee would fall victim to the classic *innocent male character accidentally falls face-first into female friend’s chest* trope to fuel shipper material like, you see the train jolt to a stop, Allen goes flying forward, even shows his point of view and you know where he’s going and it’s out of his control BUT Lenalee is just so awesome and was quick enough to destroy that trope here, with the help of her trusty suitcase:
Like, I feel like the dgm crew was purposefully trying to make a point here so idk I just love this for some reason.
Allen: I sure hope I don’t fall into my female friend’s chest for some random reason that isn’t important to the plot, therefore providing shipper material and feeding the stereotypical trope. *all them Allena shippers waiting in anticipation*
i found this on my drafts, i don’t remember if was a request lol.
Before you date, Seokjin always noticed your butt, but of course he never said anything. But now that you’re dating OH GOD! He your ass is like a godness thing, seriously! “I’ll never get used to it, baby! Look at this. Your butt is so perfect.”
He loves to squeeze and give little slaps on your ass. He always does this when you are alone. “Your ass looks so hot on those jeans, c'mon, sit on my lap for me to feel how good it is.” “No. I’m going to work now, you pervert.” “I’m not a pervert. Your butt is too beautiful.”
At the beginning of the relationship, he was shy to squeeze your butt or something like that. But now, oh god, it doesn’t stop. He loves to squeeze, slap or just caress your ass. It’s one of the favorite things in the world for him.
Namjoon had an obsession with butt, especially yours. He loves how your ass is perfectly round and attractive. When you wear skirts or dresses at home, he would just lift them to look at your butt. “I always dreamed of having a girlfriend with that butt, believe in your dreams, they come true.” “Why are you so obsessed with my butt? I mean, it’s just an ass.” “How dare you say that?”
Sometimes he’s very shy about it, and sometimes he’s a pervert. It depends on his mood. He likes to squeeze your butt during sex, it’s the moment where your butt gets more attention. And of course, you love when he does it.
He’s a cutie and everyone knows that. He doesn’t care much about your ass in general, I mean, he likes, of course, but he doesn’t have to pay attention to that all the time. But when it comes to sex / makeout, that changes. All the attention turns to that butt.
You have a lot of intimacy with each other. There is no shame at anything. He squeezes your ass at inappropriate times, just to tease you. “Hm, your ass looks so good in those shorts.” “Oh really?” “Your ass looks good on anything, especially on that dick.” “Why are you so disgusting? Let’s break up.”