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GAMES OF NOTE - TONIGHT!!!?!?!?
  • San Antonio V. Miami at 8PM ET on ESPN
  • L.A. Clippers V. Memphis at 8PM ET on League Pass and Local Channels
  • Denver V. New Orleans at 8PM ET on L.P. and L.C.
  • Phoenix V. Houston at 8:30PM ET on L.P. and L.C.
  • Philadelphia V. Utah at 9PM ET on L.P. and L.C.
  • Golden State V. Sacramento at 10PM ET on L.P. and L.C.
  • Orlando V. L.A. Lakers at 10:30 PM ET on ESPN

Do the Heat return the favor?

Does Memphis have enough offense for the home stretch?

Is Chris Paul playing without his knee brace since the concussion?

Can Houston make hay during a six-game homestand?

Will Warriors vs. Kings be another overtime thriller like the last two games?

Can Kobe trust his ankle?

All that and more tonight on Games of Note: “March Violation of Societal Norms”

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Drunk Comic Book Chat #68: The Dazzler #4.  The Dazzlers takes on Doctor Doom and her evil nightmare self but will she have enough Pink Floyd to power her light show?!  We consult special guest Dr. Slapclap, professor of Dazzler Studies at the University of Cambridge, to find out the answer to this and many more questions!

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I got so excited. I thought this was a still from an all new season of Delocated, and then I saw it was just some dumb 500-year old Basque village ritual to ward off evil spirits and welcome in Spring that got suppressed by Franco during the Spanish Civil War, but was revisited as an expression of the separatist-nationalist movement of Northern Spain. Anyone else watch Squidbillies?

Clap: This guy takes this pill, right?

Slap: Right.

Clap: And now he’s smarter than Robert DeNiro.

Slap: Right. Who does Robert DeNiro play?

Clap: Robert DeNiro plays Robert DeNiro, and he’s like… the guy in control.

Slap: In control of what?

Clap: Limits.

Slap: What does that even mean?

Clap (walks away)

Slap: Where you going? We were having a conver- HEY! What is this damn movie about?!?!?

My mom told me once that when she was growing up in the 60’s her parents gave her “instructions” on what to say and how to act around white people when the family traveled down south on long road trips. “Because you were never sure how one might react." Sort of a Hand Guide to White People.

I added a new chapter for the 2000’s called "What is the deal with Pulp?” There is no answer to this question. 

MORE BREAKING NEWS: America. Your black President has been replaced. I’m your black President now. Someone get me a mango smoothie. Tell my wife, who I love, that if she wants to shop at the mall don’t look at me. The Secret Service can drive her.

And tell DERRICK HAWKINS who borrowed my grill master eight months ago that if I don’t get it back by the next State of the Union he can consider his ass on a no-flight list.

Any questions? I ain’t think so.