I got so excited. I thought this was a still from an all new season of Delocated, and then I saw it was just some dumb 500-year old Basque village ritual to ward off evil spirits and welcome in Spring that got suppressed by Franco during the Spanish Civil War, but was revisited as an expression of the separatist-nationalist movement of Northern Spain. Anyone else watch Squidbillies?
My mom told me once that when she was growing up in the 60’s her parents gave her “instructions” on what to say and how to act around white people when the family traveled down south on long road trips. “Because you were never sure how one might react." Sort of a Hand Guide to White People.
I added a new chapter for the 2000’s called "What is the deal with Pulp?” There is no answer to this question.
MORE BREAKING NEWS: America. Your black President has been replaced. I’m your black President now. Someone get me a mango smoothie. Tell my wife, who I love, that if she wants to shop at the mall don’t look at me. The Secret Service can drive her.
And tell DERRICK HAWKINS who borrowed my grill master eight months ago that if I don’t get it back by the next State of the Union he can consider his ass on a no-flight list.