slap john

I just realised....

Molly slapped Sherlock. Hard. Three times. Because he was high

John slapped Sherlock, then punched him, then kicked him repeatedly. Because he was high

When Sherlock came back from the dead, John tackled him, hit him, and headbutted him.

Lestrade is the only one who reacted with delight and warmth and embraced him into a hug.

And Lestrade is probably the only one who offers a helping hand and tries to sober him up he first saw Sherlock drugged up and high off his tits

At this point, Lestrade is the only friend I can trust to protect Sherlock

My secret episode theory:  If there is a fourth episode of Sherlock, it will reveal that the entirety of series four is actually a hallucination on the plane during the five-minute exile, whereupon Sherlock will tell Mycroft to arrest Vivian Norbury and Culverton Smith, completely replace the staff at Sherringford and schedule him regular playdates with Eurus.  He’ll also forbid Mary to go anywhere near aquariums - just in case - and slap John’s phone out of his hand and stomp on it.  Then slap John, just for good measure.

After which he will rush to St. Bart’s and snog the living daylights out of Molly.

ok heres the thing i realized about john, ill slap it under a read more just because idk how long and rambly itll be: (TL;DR: john- who loves good men and hates bad men- thinks sherlock is a fucking homicidal maniac by TLD and it’s all because of misunderstandings)

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The Force Awakens: Behind the Scenes

You guessed it. It’s Julia here, back at it again from the fiery pits of hell that I like to call my bedroom, and welcome back to our weekly show, “How Many Times Can Adam Driver Fuck Julia Up!?” Last week, we had a short discussion about the way Adam Driver (Kylo Ren) twirled his lightsaber. This week, I would like to talk about the ‘behind the scenes’ gifs that have surfaced the internet this past week. 

Let’s begin with a simple one. John Boyega and Adam Driver rehearsing the Snow Fight scene. This one gets me going, man. LET ME POINT OUT THAT AFTER THE TWIRL ADAM DOES, HE DEADASS SLAPS JOHN IN THE FACE WITH HIS GLOVED HAND (I don’t remember seeing that in the movie, so I think that was a joke thing). I would also like to point out that John was legitimately TERRIFIED of Adam during the filming of the whole snow fight scene, so that makes every bit of my love for Adam just grow stronger. HE HAS SO MUCH PASSION FOR THE CHARACTERS THAT HE PLAYS IT IS INCREDIBLE.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. A SLEEVELESS ADAM. BUTTER ME UP AND THROW ME IN THE OVEN. 

y’all i thought he looked good in the actual film but something about seeing him from a different pov is so breathtaking and it just does things to me how can someone be so fucking beautiful 

MY ANGEL HONEY CASUALLY TRAINING FUFKk

THIS IS THE GIF THAT RUINED ME. THE SLIGHT LIP BITE HE DOES AND HE LOOKS SO CONCENTRATED LIKE HE’S READY TO KILL SOME BITCHES AFJUFKC HIS LIPS ARE SO PLUMP AND NICE IM MELTING EIGM,ELTI

this gif makes me crack up fucking idiot looks like he almost hit himself in the head i love him

LET ME LIVE 

AHAHWHahHA ha HA :)))))))*)$^)_%&)&))) )*:****(:(((((:(:(:(

Yeah I don’t think I’ll ever be over how Chas’s reaction to drunk!John throwing who knows what at him, mumbling something incomprehensible, waving his hands like an idiot, and slapping his chest is just to…stand still and blink a couple of times:

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Like you can 100% see him thinking well it’s not like this is the weirdest thing you’ve seen him do, after all.

Here is prompt #12, I chose to write with John. Enjoy!

Prompt: “You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her.” W/John Shelby
Warnings: Fluff.

You and John had been ‘courting’ for months now. You were completely taken by him and his sometimes childlike – yet still dangerous charm. You had moved to Birmingham with your older brother - recruit for the Peaky Blinders – about 6 months ago, and in those months you and John became close. You both got on well from the start.


However, John had another woman who still had a part of his heart. You made it clear to John that neither of you would be intimate, or anything ‘official’ until he decided whom he wanted to spend his time with.

At first he hid her from you, but when you had witnessed her slapping John in front of the family while John’s reaction being somewhat of a shameful and heartbreaking one, you didn’t want to be the other woman. You realized that if it was you in her shoes, you’d want more respect and compassion.


“Things weren’t the same when I got back. I still love her, always will, in a way, I guess. I’ve just changed, we’re too different now.” He explained to you as you stood outside your flat, shaking out some wrinkled clothing – John was smoking a cigarette, looking anxious.

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so I was talking to my mom about how Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's child wanted to be called John instead of Shiloh
  • me: *is explaining it*
  • mom: *laughs*
  • me: ...why are you laughing??
  • mom: it's cute!! how old is she??
  • me: um, he is 8 years old.
  • mom: she doesn't understand yet. she will when she gets older.
  • me: mom, he wishes to be identified as a boy and his parents are nice and accepting enough to let their child express who he really is.
  • mom: ...
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whatever happens out here one thing is certain: you will account for me