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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

Ok guys, so I hate that I’m gonna have to make this post but I really need help.

i just discovered this morning, just as i was headed to work, that i’d been laid off. I was working two jobs to supplement my living expenses, but as you can guess, losing my second job is gonna make not being homeless difficult. I don’t know what else to do, i’m scrambling to find a second job, but until then i’m just kind of pissing in the wind. 

The only thing i can think to do is open commissions and hope I get some takers until I’m employed again.

All transactions will he conducted using paypal. (Assuming I get any)

**PLEASE NOTE–this is not meant to guilt anyone into helping me, this isn’t meant to make anyone feel bad. If you don’t have money, that’s fine!!! Even if you do, and you don’t feel like my work is for you, that’s also fine, please just understand im trying to keep my head above water. **

A reblog would do wonders; spreading the word would make all the world to me.

If you’re interested, please tell me what you’d like and provide references.

***I am open to NSFW, but it will not be posted on this blog, and I do have boundaries I will not cross. That said, lets get on with it. I’m sorry this price sheet is so slap dash, but I’ve had no time to prepare anything.***

Sketch work Price: USD 5.00 - 10.00 Slots: 2

1-3 Days (depending on work load)

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A sketch of the character or characters. The base cost for a single character with no background is $5. For every additional character there is an additional $3.

[EXAMPLE]





Add background:

Simple (gradient): +$1
Complex (sketched scene): +$5
Mature: +$5


**If the poses or actions are anything above PG-13, then prices are subject to increase for the base cost, making base $10, but the additional cost of adding characters remains the same.

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Lineart Price: USD 7.00 - 14.00 Slots: 2

1-3 Days (depending on work load)

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Lineart of the character or characters. The base cost for a single character with no background is $7. For every additional character there is an additional $5.

[EXAMPLE]

Add background:

Simple (gradient): +$5
Complex (lineart scene): +$7
Mature: +$5


**If the poses or actions are anything above PG-13, then prices are subject to increase for the base cost, making base $12, but the additional cost of adding characters remains the same.
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Full Color Art Price: USD 15.00 - 30.00 Slots: 2

3-7 Days (depending on work load)

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Full color art of the character or characters. The base cost for a single character with no background is $15. For every additional character there is an additional $10.

[EXAMPLE]


Add background:

Simple (gradient, lines): +$5
Complex (full color background): +$15
Mature: +$5


**If the poses or actions are anything above PG-13, then prices are subject to increase for the base cost, making base $20, but the additional cost of adding characters remains the same.

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Thank you so much, really.

Cheers.

Alright but where is the department set up by Pepper Potts or Lois Lane or Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne that introduces new SO to the life of being in a relationship with a superhero. Only not like some kind of slap dash book or seminar, a full on bureaucratic department with FORMS. 

“Name.”

“Buck…”

“Full legal name please.”

“James Buchanan Barnes.”

“Fill out forms S 3010-B for basic romantic relationship, A166-J for past history with hero, T1945-X for Hyrda related trauma, and form VB-1234i for previous activities constituting possible villain status.”

“Um…”

“When you are done we will need to take a picture for your ID badge.”

OR

“Mr Murdock stated in his request that you have no combat training.”

“I can shoot a gun.”

“You will be given combat training, here are the forms.”

OR

“You have been pre-approved for a micro chip.”

“What?”

“We will give you a micro chip and a speedster level 3 will check on you at half hour or two hour intervals. If you are found in a hostile situation back up will be called.”

“How well does that system work?”

“We have most of the X-Men micro chipped.  Bruce Wayne has paid for all of his SO’s to be micro chipped. So far the results have been exceptional.”

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Things I Did Not Expect From Today:

1. That a cheap premade Widowmaker suit that I ordered online would look good.

2. That I may actually make a good Widowmaker. 

The makeup was slap dash so it’s not quite right and my hair is obviously the wrong color, but…this is workable?? I want to see if I can adjust how the collar sits but otherwise it’s a great suit. My waist looks amazing. It’s incredibly comfy too! I’m stunned.

So this cosplay is almost guaranteed to happen now because the catsuit was going to be the hardest part for me, but it only needs minor adjustments and upgrades. The armor should be no sweat for me. 

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slap-dash phone wallpapers of the most important image in my life right now for @daddy-firth @hisreindeerjumper @faedreamer @becool–mallory i cant seem to tag anyone else for some reason… anyone with more refined skills than me PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MAKE BETTER ONES FOR US ALL <3333

I want take a moment to point out how cute Sano is being right here:

Sano plans on going to Kyoto with Kenshin and Kaoru each year to visit Tomoe’s grave.

Let that sink in. Sano, beloved brother, has every intention of continuing to be an active part of their lives. Not knowing what’s coming with the police, he’s still making family plans. He’s going to Kyoto with them. He’s going to offer slap-dash Sano prayers at Tomoe’s grave.

That is so incredibly cute.

Can we talk about how Solas felt the need to belt wolf pelts to not one, but both of his arms with random belts he probably took from the soldier’s left-overs? And let’s not forget the slap-dash stitching barely holding his robes and pants together…

I get the feeling the Dread Wolf would have no qualms using duct tape to just strap his hand-me-downs together, thinking, ‘Yes, this is functional. This is good. This is how I blend in with ‘common’ people.” 

Revelation

Based on this post.

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I’d like to apologize in advance. That is all. -Hj

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“Hey, Fentoe-jam!”

Danny jerked upright; he’d nearly nodded off right into his mashed potatoes.

Dash slammed his empty tray on the table next to Danny, giving him a wicked smirk. “Naptime’s over at the preschool, baby boy. You sure you’re in the right place?”

“Go away, Dash,” Danny mumbled, digging half-heartedly at his food. He felt like crap. The ghosts had been on a five-night harrassment spree, and until someone fixed the portal door, there was no end in sight. He probably looked like, crap, too.

“What’s with you,” Dash said, staring at him. “You’re even pastier than usual!

A crowd started to gather; the usual buzzards that liked to suck up to Dash every chance they got. Danny poked at his food and wished he’d gotten lunch detention with Tuck and Sam.

“You trying for the goth girl? Gross!”

They were getting into it now. Danny refused to look up.

“You look dead, creep!”

“Ha!” Someone called out. “Danny Fenton? More like Danny Phantom!

The entire cafeteria went dead silent.

Danny stiffened. He glanced around at the faces, slowly going pale, putting two and two together. Dash’s eyes widened. Paulina let out a little gasp. Danny’s sleep-deprived brain reeled between laughing it off and outright denial.

It was too late.

Suddenly, without a doubt, everyone there knew why the resident ghost had chosen his name. A ripple of shuffling feet and terrified glances swept through the crowd; and they’d been mocking the source.

“So…” someone else ventured finally. “Does that mean Fenton’s gay?”

That someone got an elbow in the gut. “Shut up, man! You know it’s not gay if he’s dead.”

A general murmur of agreement went up from the teens. They shuffled off in twos and threes, muttering excitedly; this would be all over the school before fourth period. Paulina gave Danny a dirty look and stalked away. Dash slapped him on the back and swaggered off.

Danny stared after them, baffled. What… exactly had just happened? Danny Fenton. Danny Phantom. Wasn’t gay if he was…

The sleep-deprived fog cleared. Oh. Oh. Crud.

By the end of the day everyone in Casper High would hear about Phantom’s supposed human boyfriend.

He dropped his head back on the table and groaned.

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                                with  the  sea  at  your back  and  the   w i n d   in your sails,
                                though  you  be  FAR  from  shore,   you  are  never alone.
                        SIMPLY     LOOK     NORTH,       carina        prevails.
                                may the stars always shine  and guide you toward HOME

                                                written by jen
                                              est. march 2017

Petyr Baelish as an Anti-Semitic portrait

First things first:

There’s only so much of an “anti-semitic portrait” that Petyr Baelish can be.  For one thing, he’s not actually Jewish.  There is no equivalent of Judaism, or of a Jewish people in A Song of Ice and Fire.  Which means that, off the bat, I’m drawing some equivalencies based on social coding alone, and based on stereotypes that are often found in literature (and other forms of media) throughout history.  I will thus be dealing mostly with secular portrayals.  A lot of these secular portrayals–in real world media–are heavily rooted in the religio-cultural, which is important to bear in mind for the larger discussion of these tropes within media, even if they aren’t wholly applicable to A Song of Ice and Fire.

Secondly, because I’m lazy and also couldn’t find anything better summation quotes to work with, I’m going off wikipedia (accessed for the purposes of this thing, on June 22, 2015).  I’m sure that there are way better discussions of antisemitism in literature out there; I’ve read some.  I just can’t remember where and can’t locate them.

Points covered:

  • Appearance
  • Money and power
  • The “Jewish Lawyer” stereotype
  • Some other things

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