Norse mythology meets Japanese mythology
Thor : I am mighty Thor! I have defeated the ice giants and slain the Great Serpent! And I didn’t die of poisoning like the prophecies foretold!
Beautiful Japanese Woman with sexy voice: Hey there Viking stud!
Thor: Wow! A hot Asian chick! I’m gonna hit that!
(Thor and the woman screw all night)
(The next morning)
Thor: MY TESTICLES! THEY’RE GONE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY TESTICLES!
(Beautiful Japanese woman transforms into a Sazae Oni, a humanoid mollusk creature)
Sazae Oni: Haha! I have your testicles now forever! They shall become a part of my collection. Hahahaha!
(Thor grabs his hammer, but the Sazae Oni quickly vanishes into thin air)
Thor: WTF JAPAN!!!!
Tune in for the next episode, where the Anglo Saxon warrior Beowulf has his soul stolen by a Kappa who extracts it through his rectum, but is avenged by Odin, who drives away the Kappa by farting at them.