i work in a pharmacy and today my ex came in and saw me and then proceeded to ask me if we sold condoms in bulk trying to make me jealous to which i replied “sorry we dont stock extra small” and i think its fair to say i won that round

one time i was in town with my nigerian friend and a little girl looked at her and asked why her skin was black and my friend turned around and said in complete seriousness “my mother coloured me in with a sharpie when i was little and it never came out”