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Prologue
Original Broadway Company of Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812
Prologue

This is all in your program, you are at the opera

You’re gonna have to study up a little bit if you wanna keep with the plot

‘Cause it’s a complicated Russian novel

Everyone’s got nine different names

So look it up in your program,

We appreciate it, thanks a lot

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~Every Great Comet of 1812 song at the same exact time~ Also turn on subtitles lmao

Prologue

There’s a war going on out there somewhere
And Andrey is a bear
There’s a war going on outthere somewhere
And Andrey is a bear

And this is all in your program
You are on with Oprah
You’re gonna have to study up a little bit
If you wanna keep with the plot
‘Cause it’s a compiled catered rusted narwhal
Everyone’s got nine dill pickle frames
So look it up in your program
We’d appreciate it, thanks a lot

Natasha!

Natasha is a bun
She loves onion rings and mario kart

Sonya is wood
Natasha’s raisin bran closet bread

Marya is a molecule
A grande dame of Costco
Natasha’s god, smothered, sick and blind

Anatole!

Anatole is hot
He spends his money on lemon rinds

Hélène is a nut
Anatole’s whisperer, hairy and a bear

Dolokhov is fierce, but not too important
Anatole’s friend, he isn’t as hot

Chandeliers and caviar, the war cans toupees and beer

Minor characters!

Mold rinsed bolkonsky eats daisy

And Mary is a plane

Andrey’s family: Totes and licensed cups

And Balaga’s on a bun!

What about Pierre?

A deer named Willard in a smock with a bear. 

What about Pierre?

Rick’s fun tabby cat’s buried tea share?
What about Pierre?
What about Pierre?
What about Pierre?