send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:
- immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: skye. she always makes fitz dance with her and he pretends to hate it but he actually loves it shhh dont tell
- wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: i feel like this could be either of them tbh
- sends the other unsolicited nudes: skyeeee. all. the. time.
- brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: skye again. absolutely skye.
- comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: leopold fitz. skye has to literally drag him away
- blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: fitz will as long as no one is watching.
- killed the guy (also, which hid the body): skye kills the guy, fitz hides the body
- wears the least clothing around the house: “skye pls put your pants on. my mom is going to be here any minute”
- has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: fitzzzzz