you know the soft bros and the stanny soccer hotties,

but now introducing

A Nineteen-Year-Old and A Child AKA Malley

dancing queens™

“she keeps me young” - Kelley O’Hara

mal being v supportive of kevin’s 100th cap

kevin being v supportive of mal’s 1st cap

look! at! these! cute! low-key! bros!

training buddies

water buddies

even after playing each other, they’re still fucking adorable

US Soccer totally loves them too

these moments which made us all simultaneously go “aww” and “fuck”

real friends drag each other online™ 

this precious ESPNW interview (does this mean cp has to adopt kel too?)

they’re just v cute and i love them a lot

Bonus //

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