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anonymous asked:

What Bruce Campbell characters would you kiss?

Bless you, anon. Bless you.

The answer is … ALL OF THEM!!! Kidding. I wouldn’t kiss the surgeon general of Beverly Hills. But, I have watched so many of Bruce’s movies that it was actually difficult to narrow it down to ten.

So, here goes. I’m using pictures because some of these characters are too obscure for gifs.

1. Ash Williams (Evil Dead)

2. Brisco County Jr. (The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.)

3. Sam Axe (Burn Notice)

4. Autolycus (Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/Xena: Warrior Princess)

5. Jack Stiles (Jack of All Trades)

6. Coach Boomer (Sky High)

7. Van Helsing (Sundown: A Vampire in Retreat)

8. Jack Forrest (Maniac Cop)

9. Bill Church Jr. (Lois and Clark)

10. Virgil (McHale’s Navy)

This was way more fun than can possibly be reasonable.

@killian-morelike-killingme I know you’ll love this

Sky Blue FC’s coach and captain left them in the middle of the season, and they only managed to get #6 in the NWSL standings, but did that stop them from having fun? NO

They got us many dramatic comebacks, Sam Kerr scored a gazillion goals, Kelley O’Hara always did The Most in every match, our rookie goalkeeper Kailen Sheridan had an amazing season despite the problems in her backline.

Also, they fostered Brooklyn, the best dog ever, and found her a great forever home. 

They’re out there celebrating by getting drunk, eating hot dogs and jumping into puddles.

I love them.

#6 in soccer, #1 in FUN 

I work at a craft store. Two of the silliest questions I’ve ever been asked:

1) Can I use wood glue on a pinecone?

2) What color should I paint the sky?

(I actually got coached by the district manager bc I honestly didn’t know what to say to the sky person. I ended up telling them, “Whatever you like!” since there are so many variables and I guess he wasn’t happy with that bc he called corporate oops)

Honorable mention: the person who returned alcohol based ink markers because “they bled through the paper”.

Sky Blue lost their coach and captain in the same week following really bad losses and were able to come together to win these last two games. That Sky Blue signing is nothing more than having someone in case something happens to our CB’s. It makes sense they wouldn’t bring in someone through trade or waivers.. the team chemistry is the only thing that has kept them going. They said in the article “the team trust her” and to them that’s what’s most important.

A Very NWSL Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the league,
Not a player was stirring, no HAO was #freed.
Draft picks had been traded, with thought and with care,
Each sweetened the deal on who was going where.

The head coaches were nestled, all snug in their beds,
While visions of trophies danced in their heads.
They thought about game plans and on which players they’d bid,
Parsons dreamt of Portland and putting defenders in mid.

A new team was formed, they called it ‘The Pride’,
Harris and Kyle both signed up for the ride.
Morgan signed too, there was money to be made,
Swapped for Horan in a “Blockbuster Trade!”

The World Cup was held and by Canada was hosted,
Selections were made and rosters were posted.
From England and Sweden to Brazil and Japan,
Players left clubs with a dream and a plan.

With key players gone, the teams felt the sting,
But they shuffled their squads and each did their thing.
Betos scored a goal, knocked in with her head,
Dunn knuckled down and in scoring, she led.

ESPN and Fox showed the odd match,
Everything else, on YouTube you’d catch.
The sound it was awful and the picture much worse,
Fans begged their clubs for an end to the curse.

The Gals they came home and they basked in the glory,
With parades and parties and the odd cover story.
As they returned to the pitch, we saw on their feet,
Each sock covered perfectly with a yellow Nike cleat.

With Krieger & Co. each back in their spot,
Attendance at club games increased by a lot.
New fans watched nervously in fear of defeat,
Tuning in to watch players they’d never seen beat.

Some legends retired and some, they were born,
Mia’s goal record was matched by a Thorn.
Masar signed to Sweden, what about McLeod?
Angerer became a coach, is that even allowed?

Sunil Gulati appeared from below, with a black suit on and an ethereal glow;
“Here’s to the preseason, the sport and the shield,
And here’s to playing on a well kept grass field.”
“Here’s to a year of fair play and fierce passion,
And leggings under shorts in true goalkeeper fashion.”
“Here’s to equality! Well, within reason,
And here’s to the NWSL and another great season.”

“One little league and it’s ten little teams,
Of much better quality than their god awful streams.”
“Now, Spirit! Now, Breakers! Now, Thorns and The Flash!
On, Red Stars! On, Pride! On, Reign and The Dash!”
“Don’t worry, Kansas! I didn’t forget,
How you doing Sky Blue, got a coach yet?”
Gulati exclaimed as he flew out of sight -

“Happy Lauren Holidays to all, and to all a good night!”