no but what about Hades and Persephone in a long distance relationship and missing each other constantly
- Hades hating Zeus because he always brags of cuddling with Hera (and other people) every night. “Look, thunderhead, I don’t kill you because I don’t want to be stuck with you for all eternity”.
- Persephone sending Hades pomegranate seeds with notes saying “miss u bby”
- Hades being unable to work the day Persephone leaves, so a lot of dead people can’t get past the Acheron riverbank, they ask Charon what’s happening and he would be like “sorry guys, the boss isn’t gonna work today, he misses his babe”. And then Hades passes by wearing his skull pajamas and eating pomegranate and chocolate flavoured ambrosia.
- Persephone letting flowers wither because she misses Hades
- Humans making libations with pomegranate juice and Hades getting all emotional about it.
- Hades starting crying at work because he just saw a dead couple being all lovey-dovey so Sisyphus stops rolling his rock and goes to console Hades.
- Hades and Persephone hugging so tight when they finally get to see each other that flowers bloom and the Underworld seems a happier place.