i feel like the next gen on the morning of the 1st of September at the Burrow, is a lot like Home Alone™
everyone stayed the night at the Burrow
they’re all catching up with one another
telling each other about the vacations they went on, congratualating a few on promotions and awards, ranting about the stuff that has been happening at their sector of work, and what crazy magic their kids illegally did on their sibling that got them grounded for 3 weeks
all laughing and having great family time
but the morning of September 1st?
all hell breaks lose
parents yelling, animals going berserk, kids scrambling around trying to pack (because you know there is no way in hell they packed the night before, they were all too busy testing the latest Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes’ toys and tricks in the field by the burrow late into the night)
“JAMES YOU DID NOT FORGET YOUR WAND AT THE HOUSE - OH GOOD GOD!”
“ROSE - ROSE YOU ARE NOT BRINGING THAT”
“DOMINIQUE GIVE YOUR SISTER HER SKIRT BACK! OH I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT DOM”
“TEDDY?! GOD DAMMIT - TEDDY WHERE ARE YOU?”
“FRED WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY?!”
“mOLLY! NO NOT YOU MOLLY, THE OTHER MOLLY!!”
just the biggest, most hectic madness in the world
they have ministry cars that have been waiting on them for an hour but only leave the Burrow 15 minutes before the train leaves the station
the ministry cars hauling ass to get Kings Cross
everyone trying to calm down as they drive to the station, but something just doesn’t seem right
they try to shrug it off, until Hermione gasps, throws out her hands and clutches on to whatever she can to steady herself (which happens to be an alarmed George and a wincing Albus), and screams “HUGO”
She immediately disapparates from the car, to the Burrow where she finds Hugo sitting at the kitchen table, eating the scraps of the porridge, already dressed in his robes, ready for his first day at Hogwarts
She runs over to him and pulls him into a tight, skull crushing hug, smoothing his hair and almost crying
“Mum, it’s oka - mum i know, i get it - we have to - MUM”
They all make it to Kings Cross just as the whistle blows for them to board
All the kids that are still attending Hogwarts flood onto the train to try and stuff themselves all into one compartment together
They wave and scream out the window to their enormous family, making a huge scene that all of them couldn’t care less about
The family waving them off, tears in their eyes, laughing to themselves
“Feels just like when we were scrambling to make it aboard back in the day”
“Yeah, but I wouldn’t have it any other way…”
“Well in that case, next time we could strap Fred and James into a jinxed car and make them travel that way too for old times sake”
OKAY I JUST WANNA SHOW MY OLD DRAWINGS OK LETS GO THIS IS INVADER ZIM BUT IT’S RUSSIAN AU LIKE SOUTH BUTOVO (south park it u dont get it). THIS SHIT IS CALLED “ХЛОПЕЦ ЗИНА” (khlopetz zina, lol) WHICH MEANS “LAD ZINA” now about characters’ names - Zim is Zina Sychev. He is Irken invader-gopnik but he is also Ukrainian and it doesn’t make any sense. Zina has male gender (it’s funny cos Zina is female name) and wears pink dress with cap. - Dib Membrane is Dmitriy Memov or just Dimas. He is big fan of Ren-TV (russian channel with stupid paranormal tv-shows) and he loves Igor Prokopenko. Dimas hates Zina and calls him “Ukrainian faggot”. He wears a black coat like Dib, T-shirt with Ren-TV logo, black trousers and dirty boots. - Gaz Membrane is Galina Memova or Galya or Galechka. She is emo and don’t ask why. Galya likes Minecraft and shawarma very much. She hates Dimas (Galya calls him “Dimas-pidoras” which means “Dimas-faggot”) and everyone at all. Galechka wears black dress with gray sleeves and skull, black and pink tights and pink sheakers. She’s got purple and pink hair. - GIR is just Gosha and nothing changed. - Tak is Tat’yana Yerokhina or Tanechka. She hates Zina and that’s all what can I say ‘bout her cos I didn’t draw her, sorry. BUT I WILL!!! - Red and Purple are actually Stalin and Lenin LOL jk - Professor Membrane is Professor Memov. He creates memes. - Ms Bitters is “Gospozha Butrikova” (Ms Butrikova). And I didn’t draw her too. - Keef is Innokentiy or Kesha. He is gay. He loves Zina and he doesn’t care that Zina doesn’t care about him.
“Y/N, come on. It’s been months since you went out and had
some fun.” Eunjae pleaded, a mascara wand in her hand.
“A strip club? No thank you.” Y/N curtly replied, throwing a
blanket over her body. Eunjae walked over and threw the thin sheet off, a
tight grip on Y/N’s wrist.
“You’ll be with all the girls, Y/N. It’ll be fun, I promise.”
Her grip only tightened as Y/N tried to slip away, her eyes rolling. The latter
huffed a lock of hair out of her face, an awkward silence hanging over the both
of them before Eunjae spoke the magic words.
I charged the safety sigil with tiger’s eye, the happiness sigil with carnelian and lapis lazuli, and the third one with amethyst and rose quartz. Now I’m just letting them have a nice charge in the dirt because I think soil is really powerful and it’s kind of my thing!
Later on I will inscribe something along the forehead of the skull, probably a quote from the Tao Te Ching.
“Fritz isn’t going to let you do it, Mary.” Bella said as they stood to the side of the brotherhood mansion’s foyer messing with a vase of freshly cut flowers. The two females were dressed casually, t-shirts and jeans for Bella and a polo shirt and khakis for Mary, and both of them in their bare feet.
Mary frowned as she took a hair tie out of her pocket and gathered her hair into a ponytail, wanting to get the hair out of her face. “I’ll have you know I am a very good gardener. My thumb is so green you could call me the jolly green giant. He has to let me use the garden.”
“You know how the doggen get when we …” Bella trailed off as something across the foyer had caught her attention. Mary turned to look at what was so interesting and her jaw dropped.
Striding out of the library being lead by George was Wrath. Usually this wasn’t a cause for a conversation to drop but this time however it was. And the reason was braids. Wrath’s long black hair that was usually worn loose to his hips was now just dozens upon dozens of braids. And adding to that, each braid was tied off or clipped off with a multitude of brightly colored ribbons and hair barrettes.
And poor George looked like who ever had made Wrath over also got the same treatment. The golden retriever’s fur was also sporting hair barrettes and there was a huge pink ribbon tied around his tail and another around his neck.
Immediately both Bella and Mary broke into huge grins as they looked at each other before looking back at Wrath and George.
Wrath stopped suddenly and turned his head towards the two females. Inhaling sharply he immediately knew who they were by their scent alone.
“Not. A. Word.” Wrath said menacingly. Of course it was hard to take the Vampire King seriously when his hair was a mass of braids, ribbons and barrettes and his dog no better off.