My life is already so fictional
So I’m not fazed by all these stupid hoes
I’m not at home without my Creepy Girls
So fuck this party from that Facebook post
It’s as empty as the streets below
Let’s go to where the monsters go
And here’s a handsome swim trunk that should replace your old, baggy trunks from way back when: Mollusk Solid Swim Trunks (30% OFF). With the price, now’s the perfect time to update your swim gear for your next beach or resort trip.
Don’t let these deals get away! It’s only Tuesday, but don’t be crazy and let these fashion sales pass you by.