skulky

graysonslittlebird  asked:

I just found your blog and I am like a puppy in a field of daisies OMGG. What are your head canons for when Damian is in a bad mood? How does he/the family deal with it?

Thank you so much!
-He gets very skulky when he did something wrong and is called out on it, leading him to be very snappy and aggressive (well, more so than usual)

-if someone else did something, he’s very vengeful and even more dangerous because it isn’t HIS fault they messed up so why shouldn’t he be pissed off?

-it’s best to steer clear of Damian when he gets like this because once Tim lost the straw grab on who should try to calm Damian and Tim ended up with a knife to the arm

-Often Damian will run off on his own if there’s a mission or something he can’t go on, so Bruce or one of the other kids (whoever is available at the time) makes sure to track him without being discovered

-Damian can also be incredibly petty (Jason is so proud. At least until Damian is petty towards him), so people will get aggressively passive payback that Damian will pretend to be clueless about and just play the “look I’m cute you can’t punch me” card so he can get away with it without punishment (even if he hates acting cutesy)

-The rest of the family will warn each other when Damian gets SUPER pissed because anyone that’s near him when he gets really mad WILL get hurt (Damian always feels a little bad after because he doesn’t usually want to hurt his family too badly, they just got in his way)

guy s im fuckinfff drunk imma tell u some AU's ok it's chill don't worry

Ok so I’m not sober or wHaTeVeR (<lol why did i do that plz kill me softly) ANYWAYS these are just idk u can read them they’re just au’s or some shit ok

Yo so what if Danny was a cloud of bees. Just buzz buzz here’s a danno oh-boy-oh-boyo it’s a danno jaust out here about to sting a skulker oh no don’t taze me plz skulky i’m donmt mind me I’m just gonna sting u ok gucci

Ok I just typed up a whole another paragraph about what if the box ghost just threw metal boxes at people instead of carboard but then i remembered that ghosts can just PHASE THROUGH THEM so now I’m back to square one

AU where everyone dumps guacamole on Danny on his death day. Haply DEATH DAY now drown on my GUAC u fiend u lilnshit

I bet all the ghosts get wicked stoned on the christmas day truce. That’s not an AU I just think they probs do.

How about Tucker runs a blog or facebook group or some shit dedicated to memes of Plasmius. Ohhh imagine Vladdy’d be sooo pissed. He’d be tryna be all “i’m evil mwahaha” and eberyone’s like “lol who’s that loser look at that failed-vampire. HEY, VAMP-DOUCHE! WANNA GIMMIE A TWIRL FOR THE CAMERA?”

I think if Danny was revealed everyone would be askinf him all the time if he can change their lightbulbs. I mean, think about it. Lightbulbs on ceilings are high and sometimes they even require a ladder if it’s in a building or a house with a high ceiling. So i think people would be lazy and would always be hittjng up our fam The Ghost Boiii over there for their lightbulb change.

Uhh i think that’s it thanks for listening readinf whTeber i don’t judge. And remember, school is cool 👍

Everyone always talks about how Ryan in the GTA!verse is this generally creepy, kind of a skulky guy who lurks in the shadows and who will strike when you least expect it.

Or Ryan who is a precious cinnamon roll who has too many plants in his apartment or acts as the team dad who makes bad jokes and bakes casseroles.

I want more loud, explosive  Ryan Haywood.

Give me Ryan Haywood who doesn’t hesitate to make himself known. Who laughs as he sets fire to the streets. Who doesn’t feel any remorse when his murder break is over. Ryan Haywood who’s questionable mental state has even other members of the crew reaching for their holsters. Ryan Haywood who sits on the rooftops of the tallest building of Los Santos, smiling at all of the chaos he’s caused.

Give my Ryan Haywood who can burn through the city with fire and smoke in his wake as the city falls to its knees.