skrima

SCREECH LIKE A DOLPHIN AND DEFECATE ON THE BEACH ======>


Oh the NERVE!
How DARE you ask a lady to do something like that???


BUT I THOUGHT……….ANYWAY, SMOOCH HANSON IN AN INCREDIBLE WAY ======>

Now THAT won’t be any problem at all!

…EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND CLEAN MY EYES WITH SOAP ======>

The perfect wake up kiss awaits this little fellow, you just KNOW he will be thankful for you waking him up from his nightmares.

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just a little cloooseeeeer…..

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You are now Hanson again and OH MY GOD HOLY FUCK!!!

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I AM BACK NOW, DID I MISS SOMETHING? ======>

((so when Nelly created Skrima we talked about how he and Trelli should really hate each other because of the fact that both of them likes LOVES Twilight but different characters, and therefor they would be kismesis…es (how to plural that word?)

so I just wanted to draw them like that, I don’t know if it’s a “canon” pairing or not though XD

sorry for spamming here again guys everyone else is pretty darn busy with their lives right now as far as I know))

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You are now the seatroll instead.

Oh you can barely wait for that troll with the incredible hairdo to see you!

As soon as he lays his eyes on you he won’t be able to resist you, because HELLO who says no to this handsome face and outrageous outfit???

HANSON: FALL FOR THE BARELY EXISTING OUTRAGEOUS OUTFIT ======>

You are too busy having a mental breakdown about that text.

EDWARD WHO??

AND WHY WOULD HE DO THAT???

WHO WROTE THAT?????

SKRIMA: CALM HIM DOWN ======>

You are wondering what the hell that troll his doing, he seems to be having a seizure or something.

You probably should avoid going near him anytime soon.

What should you do next?

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Oh rolling around on the floor like that is really tiring…

…Wait, the voice disappeared?
Oh that’s too bad, being stuck inside your room isn’t easy and no costumers won’t come to you.
You really just wanted some company.

siiiiiiigh

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Boringboringboringboringboringboring

oooh how you wish a certain narrator would return.

OK YOU WIN, JUST DON’T FREAK OUT AGAIN OK? ======>

oh yay, it returned!
No more alone time around here.
Now if there was just some way to escape from this room…

JUST OPEN THAT DOOR OVER THERE AND LEAVE ======> 

You can’t come out that way and you know that all too well, your lusus is guarding that door.
He has been like that ever since you got into barbering, he doesn’t seem to like it when you take home trolls only to cull them.
You take every chance you can to sneak out of your room through some hidden passages, staying here gets really tideous after some hours when you don’t have any customers.


SNEAK OUT FROM HERE THEN ======>

Oh that would be a good idea, but your lusus is one step ahead of you, limiting down your escape routes one by one every time you find a new one.

Stupid lusus for being so smart…


There is just ONE escape route left, only for the reason that your lusus thinks that not even you are stupid enough to take that one.

SHOW THAT ESCAPE ROUTE ======>

Sure!

It’s of course the trapdoor that leads down to your basement.
You are a bit afraid that if you use it you might fall down and hit your head very badly at the bottom, so you rather not take it.
It is after all only made for trolls who are already dead, and they surely don’t have to worry about hitting their heads in any kind of way.

JUMP DOWN JUMP DOWN JUMP DOWN ======>

It IS a bit tempting when you say it like that.

You should contact your partner in crime first though in case anything would happen to you.

OK DO THAT FIRST, THEN JUMP ======>

JUMP DOWN NOW! ======>

Ok!

…or no wait, you don’t want to ruin your ridicuously stylish jacket, better take it off first.

NOW? ======>

and down we gooooOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SOMETHING STUPID JUST HAPPENED RIGHT? ======>

Once again your lively imagination pulled some tricks on your mind.

For alas, you have never actually had a basement, that trap door leads right outside and down into the ocean.

Not much to do about it but continue to fall.

SPLASH!!! ======>

you proceed to pass out from that hard fall.

DID YOU DIE? ======>

You are not yet dead.

Somehow you ended up on the coast, lucky you.

LOOK AROUND YOU======>

You would love to do that if it wasn’t for the fact that you have got a paper stuck on your face.

EXAMINE PAPER ======>

It seems like your amazing hair has saved your life, you just knew it would come in handy one day!

But now you can’t help but wonder who this anonymous savior is?

LOOK BEHIND YOU ======>

You are far too busy looking at that very last text.

Edward does WHAT?