skrillex haircuts

They woke me up with a bucket of icy cold water to the face. If I tried to doze off, they’d shock me awake again. They berated me for hours before taking me into a tiny concrete room with a question projected onto the wall in front of me. It told me that they were letting me go back into the wastes and they gave me a choice of two things to take: A sexy goth GF with black lipstick and a skrillex haircut, or six months of rations and cache of weapons. They said they gave me two choices, but in reality there was really only one.


this was bound to happen sooner or later

do you get it