skittle mani

An AU where Bitty didn’t go to Samwell and instead started working at a bakery in Providence. The bakery is around the same neighbourhood where Tater lives.

Tater starts frequenting the place and soon enough, you guessed it. Bitty and Tater become friends.

The best of friends. The ride or die friends. The I’d hide a body with you friend. But also the how many skittles can you fit in your mouth? Friend.

Tater starts a lot of his stories with ‘B and I…’ ‘Took B to’ 'B is’ etc and everybody starts assuming that B is Tater’s girlfriend, until he brings him for a game.

Everybody sort of goes 'oooooh’ and assumes this is Tater coming out and bringing his boyfriend to meet them. And if you think about it, it sort of explains Tater calling him B.

Then Tater comes super excited one day. 'B will move with me!’ And they all congratulate him and everything, thinking it’s so nice that Tater and Bitty’s relationship is going well, while actually Tater has been nagging Bitty to move in so he can have access to pie 24/7.

But also because Bitty is his best friend and since he bought his apartment he has been feeling a little lonely, this is the reason that does convince Bitty to move in because he has been feeling a little lonely too.

Fast forward a year, Jack graduates and joins the team. By this point Bitty is a regular at the games, he is a very in demand babysitter and makes a lot of food for the players.

Before he starts, Guy and Marty take the time to feel him out and explain that Tater has a boyfriend, and that they will have nothing but acceptance in their locker room.

They do this after asking Tater if it was ok to tell Jack about Bitty.

'No problem!’ Tater replies happily 'But B so good he need no introduction.’

Jack is pleased by this of course, and happy he is in a welcoming team.

Then Jack meets Bitty.

And to make it better, let’s say he meets him when he is carrying a bunch of stuff for the nook.

'You should eat more protein,’ Jack jokes after seeing all the pies, and offers a hand to carry things.

Bitty jokes/flirts back. They are having a moment, Jack feels butterflies in his stomach and well, if the team is ok with Tater, surely they’d be ok with him…

'B! You made it!’ Tater bellows from down the hallways and rushes over, picking Bitty and putting him in a bear hug. 'I miss you.’

'Tater!’ Bitty yells laughing, and kisses his cheek playfully, 'you saw me this morning.’

'Yeah but you sleepy, you grumpy when sleepy. Like tiny bear.’

And then Bitty and Tater start to bicker like an old married couple. This whole time Tater is holding Bitty up.

Jack stomach drops to his feet, because of course Bitty is taken. By his teammate.

Jack develops a crush, a massive problematic crush because holy fuck Tater is the nicest person ever, and he would never want to get in between him and his boyfriend, but also he is terrified of Tater finding out because he once took two defence man by himself and won.

Meanwhile, at Bitty and Tater’s home, Bitty flings himself dramatically over the counter.

'Tater! I’m in love. Jack is so cute and nice, I like him so much.’

'Jack nice guy, he good guy for you. I approve,’ Tater says solemnly with a mouth full of pie.

'Say it don’t spray it,’ Bitty asks for the millionth time. 'Do you know if he likes guys?’

And then Tater being the good friend he is, tries to feel Jack out and play matchmaker, while an increasingly alarmed Jack thinks Tater is warning him off about crushing on Bitty.

Which isn’t helped by the fact Bitty keeps popping up to chirp him, which kind of feels like flirting but surely not…

Things get clarified and everything, Jack and Bitty start dating, and Tater has to explain 8 times to everybody that no, he never dated Bitty.

'We kissed once. We agree weird. We best as best friends,’ Tater says once again.

'Yeah but if he was going to date somebody other than you why couldn’t it be me?’ Poots complains loudly.

'You no good enough for B,’ Tater chirps back. 'I only let B date good teammate who didn’t eat my pie.’

'Will you let that go man!? I didn’t know it was yours.’

'It had sticky paper with Tater on it! You don’t fool me Poot, you food thief!’

The hiatus is so long it feels like the fandom is just a bunch of siblings crammed into a van in the 18th hour of a road trip and like-

The promo team are the ones with the snacks but we’re at the point where we can’t eat one more Skittle, we need real food or SOMETHING.

The gif makers are the ones pointing out the window and going “cows”

The trailer was the stop at McDonalds where everyone wolfed down a burger and fries and yelled when we didn’t get a McFlurry

The inactive blogs have fallen asleep in the back seat and no one wants to wake them up for fear of being annoying and knowing they need to rest

The Instagram fandom has eaten too many Skittles and you can hear them talking through your headphones even when the volume is all the way up.

The people that treat controversial head canons like canon when they aren’t somehow got the aux chord around hour 14 and it’s been brutal ever since

And every once in a while the people sitting in the middle decide to start a fight for just about no reason

The Stranger Things Twitter admins keep trying to get people to play the Alphabet Game and we’re NOT HAVIN IT

The fanfic authors brought their own snacks and THANK GOODNESS they are sharing

The people that like to hate on the cast members were by the ac unit and for no reason at all turned it up to 80 degrees

The Ched shippers farted and now the entire van smells awful

But guess what?  It’s a big fandom and people are going to be annoying but at the end of the day, the second season is only (in the car analogy) a few hours away and all the times when we’re asking “are we there yet?” and the duffer brothers responded with “we’ll get there when we get there!!” are going to be worth it because soon we will get there and we’re all going to remember why we got in this van to begin with.

the signs as things i’ve done instead of homework

aries: watched every yiay video ever in one sitting

taurus: drew memes in ms paint

gemini: (for several hours) found so many vine compilations that i now have a folder of bookmarks that you have to scroll through

cancer: played a kahoot game that was being hosted in philadelphia

leo:  watched a compilation of people i look up to just. falling.

virgo:  looked at pictures of dallon weekes for 40 minutes and cried

libra: watched a bird walk around outside for 15 minutes

scorpio: eating far too many skittles because i had dumped them out on the desk and didn’t look until i realized there were none left

saggitarius: sang ? screamed ? dangerous woman by ariana grande while home alone

capricorn: trying to type the bee movie script out with my eyes closed

aquarius: practiced with my band that turned into us yelling about pete wentz

pisces: falling asleep on my homework

anonymous asked:

Hi, I'd like to request for some Valduggery (platonic or nah, up to you) if I may. I was thinking maybe even something like the time Skul met Val when she was a baby (with Gordon)? Otherwise some good ol' headcanons. Thanks <3 thoughts are with you

i actually did a post on skul meeting val for the first time a couple months ago!

i’ve done quite a few romantic valdug headcanons post, so here’s some friendship headcanons for skul and young val

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Johnny Gaudreau - Hide the Skittles.

#54 for Johnny Gaudreau - “you’re not mature enough to be a parent.” - “Try me.”

“How many Skittles have you’d eaten today John?” You asked your husband as you picked up yet another skittle wrapper off the table.

John just shrugged his shoulders as he popped a handful of skittles in his mouth, along with a spoonful of nutella.

“I don’t know….six.” He said once his mouth was empty.

“You’re not mature enough to be a parent.” You laughed as you placed your hand on your oversized belly.

“Hey! What does that mean?” He asked as he kept eating.

“It means you eat like a kid. Try eating something green and healthy for once mister.” You laughed as you stole some of his skittles.

“That was mean!” He joked. “Babe, your momma’s being mean to daddy.” John said to your belly.

“Try me. I bet you can’t go a whole day eating healthy.” You said.

“If I win you have to buy me more Skittles.” He said with a smirk on his face. “And if you win…I’ll….I’ll give you a foot rub.” He said.

“Deal.” You said smiling knowing all too well within an hour you would have that foot rub.  “Starting now! No more, junk.”

“But…I still have more skittles.”

“John!”

“Fine.”

*Later that night*

“What is this again?” John asked as he poked the green with his fork.

“Ummm…..Broccoli.” You said trying not to laugh at your husband.

“What! Noooo.” He whined.

“Oh my god, it not going to kill you. If anything it might make you a big boy.” You joked taking a bit of your dinner.

“Funny, Y/N, so funny.” He said taking a bit of the broccoli.

You watched as he looked at the green with careful eyes. With one last gulp he opened his mouth and took a small bit.

“Ewww, Nope. You win.” He yelled as he gulp his water down.  

You couldn’t help but laugh.

“I really hope you don’t eat like your daddy, little one.” You said placing your hand on your belly.

“It’s okay I’ll show you where I hide all the skittles from mommy.” He smirked popping some in his mouth.

“Oh my god.”

-Julianne

Originally posted by seanahan

nct dream on halloween

mark

-vvv excited for halloween but also vvvvv tired and just wants to sleep

-he probably hypes himself up so much, he tires himself up even more and falls asleep in his costume before he can go trick or treating

-but that’s ok, the dream team gets extra candy for him <3

-or they wake him up and drag him outside

-the ducklings need their mom man

-and mark wouldnt let them go outside oN THEIR OWN!!1!111!11 SCANDALOUS!!1!!1111!!

-”c’mon kiddos we should go home soon” “BUT M O M”

-ends up staying outside for like 5 hours

-mark passes out as soon as he gets home

-jisung probably sneaks him a lil extra candy as a ‘sorry’ gift lmaO


donghyuck

-done with everyone

-will not get scared by ANYTHING

-oh, some kid popped up and tried to jumpscare him? they can fuCK OFF TO THEIR GRAVE

-”dont fuckin test me hoe”

-”can we go home yet?”

-shuts up because he gets a compliment on his costume and gets extra candy

-probably steals candy out of chenle’s bag when no one’s watching

-just wants to go home

-jisung has to hold his hand and drag him everywhere

-”hyung this is fun!!111!11″ “fun my ass smh”

-secretly loves halloween but just hates walking

-accidentally wanders off into a cemetery

-no regrets


chenle

-more excited than he should be tbh 

-will not stop smiling

-is practically vibrating from excitement

-almost gets hit by a car

-”CHENLE WHAT THE HECK I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL” “i dont know the definition of careful on haLLOWEEN!!!1!!111!!1″ “im going to strangle you”

-probably has matching costumes with jisung

-screams at every scary thing but nobody knows if it’s out of true fear or if he’s just screaming for fun

-he’s probably screaming for fun

-eats most of his candy on the way home

-when he gets home he trades candy with the members

-”i’ll give you my snickers bar for your skittles” “how many??” “3 packs” “BUT THAT’S SO MANY” “do you want my KING SIZE DELICIOUS C H E W Y snicker bars or not man”

-ruthless dealer u better watch out

-makes the dream team watch scary movies with him


renjun

-HE DRESSES UP AS MOOMIN

-i just had to ok

-he gets tired halfway through and ends up complaining with hyuck to go home

-mark has to give him words of encouragement

-”i know ur tired bud but we just have a few more houses to go!!11!1″ “I WANT TO GO HOME”

-gets extra candy when he smiles r e a l big

-gets into a smile contest with jaemin to see who gets more candy

-they probably end up fighting over it

-”MY SMILE IS P R E C I O U S I DESERVE MORE CANDY” “IN UR DREAMS WHORE”

-ends up following donghyuck into the cemetery

-has like 1 and a half regrets


jeno

-only excited bc jaemin is excited

-he probably ends up with the most candy without trying

-he shares his candy with jaemin but shhhh dont tell anyonE

-doesnt even like candy that much

-he just goes to make sure no one dies

-holds chenle’s hands for the entire duration

-lets go for a second and chenle almost dIES

-legends say his internal screaming hasnt stopped to this day

-he just wants to go home and make cookies 

-screams at every scary thing out of fear

-laughs it off

-protect him


jaemin

-probably dresses as an angel

-most playboy-like angel ever smh

-gets invited to every halloween party

-turns them all down for jeno the dream team <3

-doesnt really care about the candy either until he has a smile competition with ren

-laughs at jumpscares

-everybody hides behind him during scary things

-”c’mon guys, the house looks fine!! we should go in!!” “na jaemin you are going to die tonight and i am going to let you”

-is ready to fight anyone who tries to scare them

-pretends not to be scared but is secretly terrified

-”if u see a clown just run at them i have a knife”

-literally has a knife in his pocket

-clowns are probably scared of him tbh


jisung

-SWEET PRECIOUS BABY WHO IS SOSOSOSOSO EXCITED

-he also almost gets hit by a car with chenle

-is so shook afterwards he lowkey wants to go home and just eat the candy he has

-lbr, mark probably stuck on 5998483294 pieces of reflective tape on his costume to make sure he’s seeable

-hides in bushes and scares the shit out of jeno

-becomes demon maknae only on this day

-tbh he almost gets hit by a car twice but only chenle saw

-he bolted to get to the other side of the street and a car zoomed passed him

-his smol life flashed before his eyes

-also probably got invited to a lot of parties

-scared of people, runs away before anybody else can invite him

-only eats the chocolate candy, gives the rest away to his friends

-screams are 10 octaves higher than his usual voice

-probably cries at the end of scary movies

-cant sleep for a month afterwards

-paranoid of EVERYTHING

-prays that aliens wont kidnap him in his sleep

“Okay are you ready?” Emma asks. At Regina’s nod, Emma turns and gives Henry a look, to which he nods and slyly holds up his phone so he can record what’s about to happen. 

Emma sucks in a deep breath before sliding the mouth piece in. It’s awful and Regina raises a baffled eyebrow in response as she asks, “What is this game again?” 

Henry grins, “You have to guess what Ma is saying.” 

“it looks like she’s tried to eat too many Skittles again.”

“Un ime,” Emma protests through the mouthpiece. 

Regina chuckles before shaking her head at her girlfriend, “This could be a very long game.” 

Emma simply raises a brow at the challenge before summoning up her courage, “’ill oo ‘arry ee.” 

Regina stares back at her dumbfounded before turning to Henry, “Did you catch any of that?” 

Henry shakes his head. He already knows what his Mom is trying to say and he won’t ruin the surprise. “You have to guess Mom.” 

“Um…Ill who Harry?” 

Emma shakes her head, “’ill oo ‘arry ‘ee.” 

“Something about a bee?” 

Emma facepalms before saying, “’ill.” 

“Pill…still…mill…will,” at Emma’s emphatic nod Regina repeats, “Will.” 

“Oo,” Emma shouts pointing at Regina. 

“Me?…Oh you….will you…”

“’Arry ‘ee?” 

“Will you carry…” Emma shakes her head and Regina pouts, “Um…will you…urgh I give up.” 

“You can’t give up!” Henry calls out, “Come on Mom…Will you…”

Emma points to herself, “Arry ‘ee?!” 

Regina’s brows knit in confusion before realisation dawns on her, “Oh…will you marry me?” 

Emma grins pulling the mouthpiece out, taking a swig of water before hugging Regina tightly and replying, “I thought you’d never ask.” 

Having read way too many fics in which Stiles’ response to the idea of him and Scott being romantically/sexually linked is, “ewww gross”, I want someone to write a fic in which the following sort of exchange occurs:

[Character of choice] “For a second there I thought you and Scott were getting it on.”

Stiles: “That’d be the hottest ever and you know it.”

[Indeterminate amount of time later, Stiles is staring into the middle distance.]

Stiles: “Scott and I, me and Scott. Huh.”

[More time, more thinking about it.]

Stiles: “Seriously, why aren’t we a thing?”

[Character of choice] “I was only joking.”

Stiles: “I’m not.”