that time when carey thought magnus was hitting on her and she was like “you’re not my……. cup of tea” and mag was like “i know you’re gay” and made her a ring
it ended on episode 69, which is the sex number
lup was looking after her dumbass brother and the first thing she did when she could talk to him was kinkshame him
angus mcdonald, boy detective
the moon base, home to the bureau of balance and also fantasy costco and the chug n squeeze
the form of transport between the planet and the not-really-the-moon moon is cannons
the lack of description of garfield the deals warlock, leading to most fanart of him being garfield the cat
when lup made the umbra staff, which justin knew would become an icon of his character, taako made fun of her for looking like a clown
lup is arguably the coolest character and she’s trans
all the gays
boyland’s 400 sons and 13 daughters and unknown number of wives and husbands
the big enemy is basically vore
team sweet flips, which is 2 lesbians and a robot who is also probably lesbian
merle has completely forgotten that kravitz was responsible for the loss of his arm and continues to blame magnus
magnus eating the philosopher’s stone
everyone just assumed that the reason tres horny boiz could resist the relics was bc they were dumb as hell
they almost always refuse to take anything seriously, but when they are serious… oh boy
garyl the binicorn
klarg just wants to drink tea with taako
characters such as tom bodett (who is every citizen of rockport), della reese (a powerful angel), and clint mcelroy (the embezzling janitor)
taako wore a skirt and the other boys kept trying to make it a Man Skirt™ but justin was like “no dudes it’s just a skirt”
merle switched gods and clint immediately forgot who his previous god was
“taako went on a date with death” “[you hear a very familiar voice that makes you so happy but you don’t know why] is it kravitz?” “you’re dating the grim reaper??” “i love you, taako” “i saw my boyfriend” “my boyfriend is death”
the way the boys get so invested in the npcs
all of the antagonists are so good (magic brian, jenkins, sloane, kravitz, the purple worm, lydia & edward, john hunger) (actually fuck lydia & edward. jenkins also is kinda shitty. of course the hunger isn’t great exactly. but yeah magic b, sloane, krav, and that bigass worm are all wonderful and gay)
the ipre, aka nasa but with wizards
griffin’s elevator fetish
it’s me, taako. you know, from tv?
taako’s relationship with paloma. his disappointment when he was tryin to talk about baking and she was like “uhhhhhhhhhhhhh scone magic”. him calling her the oldest woman he had ever seen.
the cleric never heals anyone but damn he can make people tell the truth
This is for @uncannycookie since I asked if they wanted anything and they requested something about Mob going with Teruki to get his ears pierced, so here it is!
But then I also found I wanted to do the entire scene and I didn’t have time to draw it all so… I wrote fanfiction for the first time in my entire life. Writing is very much not my forte so I hope I didn’t make too many mistakes. I just thought it was a cute fluffy scene. Ummm, I hope you like it! *screaming over writing*
“You didn’t have to come you know,” Teruki said as he opened the door, a bell gently chiming above them. “It’s going to be fairly quick to get done.” He held the door open for Mob before shutting it behind them, leaving behind a crisp Autumn day and becoming encased in the warm, dark interior of the shop.
Barry spends all week during one cycle working on a chemical mixture that would help the cotton-like creatures of this cycles planet stop overheating. He determines that they need a decolorizing agent to make them a lighter color that doesn’t attract sunlight and is harmless. However, since there’s only so much solution and a lot of civilians, the mixture is super potent.
Halfway through completing the mixture he spills a drop on his pants. He watches in fascination as it rapidly spreads across his pants turning them close to pure white instead of blue denim. It wasn’t really an inconvenience but it helped him discover that it had a funky smell so that’s cool.
He decides to take a lunch break and meets the others in the large open-concept kitchen lounge area of the Starblaster. Smelling fantasy stir-fry, he meets Taako, Lup, and Davenport talking and sits by Lup on the loveseat. Adjusting himself before looking at the group, he gets comfortable when all conversation suddenly drops.
“Barrold what the FUCK,”
Taako is the first to speak out of the slack jawed crew members on the couches. Lup’s expression is a strange spread of confusion, shock and interest; Davenport looks concerned; and Taakos expression can only be described as terror and a splash of rage.
“What’s wrong? I don’t-“
Everyone begins speaking rapidly and all at once.
“BARRY YOUR PANTS. I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN CALL YOU BARRY, WH-WHO ARE YOU?”
“Is he sick?? Do humans do that?” Davenport has begun to panic looking at his crewmate. “Magnus and Lucretia never changed colors of their apparel when they were sick, but this is so unheard of for Barry! Barry, are you okay??”
“Babe are you okay? What happened?” Lup is the only one hiding her emotions for the most part. She still holds this deep concern in her eyes, but it’s for Barry’s well being.
“-Guys I really don’t even know how to respond to this, this is because my pants color?” He takes another look down at his ensamble. He’s now sporting his signature white shirt and red robe, but now with a pair of pure white jeans.
“YOUR FUCKING NAME IS BLUEJEANS, YOU WEAR BLUE JEANS, AND I KNOW YOU THINK ITS HOT WHEN MY SISTER WEARS DENIM. ARE YOU SICK, BARROLD?” Taako is practically climbing over the coffee table now in front of where Barry and Lup are sitting, right in Barry’s face. If he didn’t know any better he’d say he was close enough to see small tears welling up in Taakos eyes.
Davenport runs out of the room to get the resident cleric and the other humans, maybe they know how to help him.
Lup goes to hug Taako to calm him down as he whimpers about personal brand and how you don’t BREAK something like that Lulu, how could he break that it’s his own name! It’s like the easiest thing to not fuck up something must be wrong!
At this point Barry gets the message. For decades the crew had gotten so accustomed to Barry and his blue denim pants that it was jarring to see an outfit change. Frankly he was a little offended.
He could have contemplated his closet choices for longer if it wasn’t for Magnus barreling through the door and squeezing him, blubbering something about him being sick and how he’d help him get better if it was the last thing he did. Barry couldn’t have been more done with this situation as the whole room ran around with every member of the ship. Merle cast some spell on him that made him black out and it was three minute before anyone heard him snoring.
A little summary of Rooster Teeth's history with LGBT representation...
so RvB is kind of nice and you guys are working on this RWBY show now...
Ahhahahaha ain't Donut the pink girly guy so funny? We want to make him do more not-so-ambiguous stereotypical gay jokes!
What about LGBT in RWBY tho?
We will eventually reveal LGBT characters in RWBY, just give us time! Remnant is progressive and accepting society full of various gender, sexuality and race!
HAHAHAHAHAH Jaune in a dress is so funny, ain't it funny when people don't conform to the gender norms? What a loooooser! Look everybody is laughing! Isn't it cute how he committed himself to SUCH A SHAME for a girl he loves?!
So yeah some characters might be LGBT but you might not know it yet! We are treating everybody the same so you would not know anyway!
AHAHAHAHHA ain't it funny how this girly red haired dude got kicked in the balls with the coconuts?!
So yeah LGBT representation will come eventually! We want it to be earned! We are just not good at writing romances yet and we want it to be natural and "not be a thing"!
AHAHAHAHAHAHH aint it funny how port and taiyang and all joked about Qrow in a skirt? Can you imagine?! MAn in a skirt! The absolute top level hilarity of shame!
So yeah have this song BMBLB which is a song about a certian pairing ;)...
WHICH BY THE WAY MEANS NOTHING BECAUSE WE DID NOT EVEN KNOW IT WAS IN THE SOUNDTRACK ANYWAY MOVING ON.
we support LGBT! Look merchandise!
AHAHAHAHAH AINT THIS CAMP CAMP EPISODE WITH HOMOPHOBIC JOKES JUST HILARIOUS!
My dad is back to giving me shit about my wardrobe decisions again, asking if I’m trying to be a “bearded lady” and saying that “guys don’t wear skirts”. But you know what’s? Fuck that nonsense I miss wearing skirts, they’re comfy and are effortless aesthetic. Also I still love this tacky as shit new age-y shirt.
Skirt and cardigan are thrifted
Shirt random gift from my sister
Citrine from Michaels
Lapis lazuli point from a vender from the St. Albert farmers market (I can’t find their business card for their name)
Obsidian and coffin nail necklace from Etsy shop Bone Dust Tower
Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (Sebastian Stan x Reader) Pt. 6
A/N: yaaay! chap 6 is finally here and the big moment finally happens you guys! *throws table* i always felt like seb would do some spontaneous stuff like this in this situation! I hope you guys like it! ENJOY! - Delilah
Sebastian:What are you wearing? ;)
You snickered at your phone as you walked through the large building. Since the grand discovery a couple weeks ago, you both have been completely honest with each other. No lies, no secrets, just the absolute truth.
You learned quite a bit about Sebastian; you both were similar in so many ways. You both were devoted pizza lovers. This conversation ended with Sebastian sending you a pizza all the way from Melbourne (where he was filming at the time) and made sure you got you and his’ favorite topping: pineapple and pepperoni. He made sure to tell the pizzeria to place the toppings in a heart shape, which you found absolutely adorable.
Sebastian was also highly obsessed with Sharon Stone, which led to you sending him a body pillow with her body printed on it. He practically imploded when he un-boxed it the day he got it. You made sure he sent you pictures of it for your lock screen.
Also, you found that Sebastian and you loved Star Wars with a burning passion. This led to a giant craze where you both sent each other merchandise of your favorite characters. Your favorite character was Leia Organa -she took absolutely no shit from anyone and was the most important female protagonist in a film full of males. Sebastian loved Finn -he was an unlikely man who was able to save lives despite his harsh upbringing. He also had a huge man crush on him. You both may or may not have spent your free time reading the scripts together for fun.
You were currently leaving your latest internship job. You were tired, but still grateful for the opportunities you were given. You knew to never give up, no matter what life threw at you. You texted Sebastian back a snarky little reply.
Me: khakis and crocs. :)
Sebastian: ugh, i love it. are you wearing a fanny pack, too? that’s such a turn on.
You giggled as you typed out your reply. He was such a little dork and you loved it.
Me: oh yeah. my hair’s in those little leia buns as well. i’m a hot mess.
Sebastian: i think you look lovely. that jacket brings your eye color. :)
You furrowed your eyebrows, your eyes narrowing in suspicion as you peered around the crowd of people around you. There was no way he could see you from your phone, so what was he on about?
Me: how did you know i was wearing a jacket? are you having someone follow me around? >:|
He didn’t reply right away, in fact, your phone stayed silent. You knew Sebastian wouldn’t have someone spy on you, that was a ridiculous thought and all, but you couldn’t help the nagging feeling in your tummy that someone’s eyes were on you.
You picked up your pace, eyeing every single person that walked by you with suspicion. You were almost to the entrance when your phone buzzed again, the notification chime blared loudly from the speakers.
Sebastian: and that skirt! man, your legs are amazing!
Now you were getting a bit annoyed. How on earth did he know you were wearing a skirt? That was impossible, as he’s on the other side of the earth at the moment.
Me: haha. very funny, seb. tell your buddy to stop following me or i’ll use my pepper spray.
You were instantly reminded of your car, which was waiting for you in front of the building. You had put enough money in the meter for an hour and you really needed to get going.
You power walked outside of the building, hugging your purse to your body. Your eyes were on everyone and everything that was in your sight. You were highly paranoid person all together and Sebastian being a little shit wasn’t helping at all.
You’d get him back for this!
You spotted your car, just a few steps away. You let out a sigh of relief as you got closer and closer to your vehicle. You’d give him a call shortly after you got settled in and demand answers. How did he figure out your outfit? Maybe he was just a lucky guesser?
As soon as you made it within a foot of your car, you immediately stopped in your tracks. Your purse you had clutched in your arms, slid from your shoulder fell to the ground with a thud.
“Hey, kiddo,” The man spoke with a sheepish smile. One you had only seen from a computer or phone, never in person until now. He held up a bouquet of roses, along with a pizza box in his other hand.
You covered your mouth with your hand as you stared at a very lively Sebastian, leaning against the side of your car.