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I don’t believe Cullen’s proposing to Evie in Trespasser was as spur of the moment as we were led to believe. Where did that wedding dress come from on such short notice? Cullen had that dress neatly tucked away in his luggage. No one can convince me otherwise.

Now please excuse me while I go lay down somewhere to think about him carefully folding the dress, placing it in his bag then removing it a moment later. Then putting it back in and taking it out once more. Over and over again. All the while arguing with himself about whether or not it’s a good idea. Praying to the Maker he isn’t about to make a fool of himself. Hoping that maybe just once in his life something will go right. Dreaming of the day he can take his new wife home to Ferelden. When they can leave battles and politics behind to live a simple life and raise their children. 

;___; I just want him to be happy, okay? He deserves all the joy after everything he’s been through.

don’t get me wrong, I like the Ezio games, I just wish Ubisoft wouldn’t treat him like he’s the only Assassin in the series =/

it’s like telling new, current gen players who don’t own an old console “you wanna start playing Assassin’s Creed? you know what? AC 1 is totally redundant, start with 2“
I know many ppl did this anyway but aaaaaah the first game is wonderful and underappreciated and it’s one thing to let the players decide if they wanna skip it but marketing it that way is kinda… sad? =/ meh
I really wish they had decided for a Desmond Collection instead.

hope we get 1, 3, Liberation and Rogue re-released for the current consoles in the coming years as well…

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How to shop like an adult:

2 x Boxes of Pizza Shapes
1 x Box of Cheddar Cheese Shapes
1 x Packet of Roasted Chicken Pringles
1 x Box of Cheezles
1 x Packet of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 x Packet of Tic Tocs (seriously, biscuits in the shape of fucking clocks)
1 x Block of Salted Caramel Cadbury Chocolate 
1 x Packet of PEANUT BUTTER FUCKING TIM TAMS
1 x Packet of M&M Cookies
5 x Packets of Pineapple lollies (they finally brought these back!!!)
1 x 2L bottle of Farmer Unions Iced Coffee (this shit is like liquid crack)
1 x Tub of Ice cream (bubble gum, fairy floss and banana lolly flavored)
4 x Cans of SUGAR FREE Redbull, cause well I’m trying to diet ya know.

For most of my American/Canadian friends you probably won’t know what half of these snacks are but they are all basically fucking awesome. I should one day do some kind of Aussie treat yo self giveaway pack when I’m not broke from treating myself.

Yours truly,
Adult.