skip leg day

I was watching the new D.Va highlight intro frame-by-frame (shut up it’s all I have ok) and I always thought she had some kind of eject button in her MEKA seat that sent her flying into the air, but I noticed at the beginning of this intro she clearly exits the mech, hangs on to the back for a split second, and THEN launches herself into the air. and nothing seems to be propelling her upward at all.

(I slowed it down in gif form so you can see it better)

which means she’s flinging herself a ridiculous distance into the air, like in this intro…

…using her leg muscles alone

you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.

“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”

“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”

“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”

he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen

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I did a rock thing in Wales!

anonymous asked:

By the gods! I know Clint is a tiny assassin, but why is he so BUFF?!

Clint: I workout. I have literal gods to keep up with out on the feild! And do you know how heavy my bow is? I can’t be skipping leg day. Or arm day. Or any day.