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NSFW under the cut~

Originally posted by condvit

Pharah

  • There is a bit of a depute on where to go
  • You both settle on just going to Egypt
  • She is so excited the entire time wanting to be in contact with you the whole time

Originally posted by hanzofromoverwatch

Hanzo

  • The two of you have a romantic get away in japan
  • Taking you to all the places of his childhood
  • As well as treating you to many spots for relaxation

Originally posted by inccption

Genji

  • He wants the two of you to have a peaceful honeymoon
  • Takes you to Nepal
  • Lots of kissing and hugging. This boi wont let you go

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anonymous asked:

Captain America Head Cannons????

Lmao I’ve noticed a pattern every time I do a fic with a new character ya’ll ask for head cannons like the next day ya’ll ain’t slick I see your game - haha, but yea, I’d be happy to share my thoughts on my red, white, and blue eyed friend! 💖

Originally posted by hridi

Steve Rogers Head Cannons!

  • This blue eyed sweetie pie absolutely loves listening to Audio books while he works out
  • Listening to literature or reading it just relaxes him, as a child he was a bookworm. He loved to read about the brave but still kind-hearted It characters in books, hoping one day he too could make a difference like they did
  • Hums/showers when he’s in the shower
  • Loves jazz music
  • Taps his foot when a song has a good beat
  • LOVES DOGGIES
  • ALL DOGGIES - EVERY SHAPE, SIZE, COLOR, AND PATTERN! IT DOESN’T MATTER IF THEY BARK, BOOF, WOOF, BORK, OR HOWL THEY ARE ALL PERFECT TO HIM
  • If he ever decided to get a dog he would go to the pound and be like, “Which dog has been here the longest?” And adopt that one because IT IS THE UNDERDOG AND DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE
  • Tbh he really wants a dog but he doesn’t think it would be fair to doggo because he’s not home very much and lives in a tiny apartment
  • “A dog deserves a stable home with a yard, ya know?”
  • Will literally STOP WALKING and cross the street to pet your dog
  • HE IS SO SWEET AND LOVING!!!!
  • Like, he’d be eating in a sandwich shop and see some kid ask his parents for a quarter for the bubble gum machine, and they didn’t have a quarter to give him, so the kid was really sad - Steve would reach in his pocket and give the kid like 3 quarters
  • He will pick up trash on the sidewalk and throw it in the trash because he hates littering
  • Idk probably is really dense and jokes will fly over his head
  • Not like he’s stupid, NO THIS MAN IS SUPER FUCKING SMART, but like puns and sarcasm will go over his head
  • You’d be trying to figure out where to get lunch and Steve would be like, “Where do you wanna eat?”  You’d say something like, “I dunno, that trashcan probably has half a hot dog in there if I dig deep enough.” OBVIOUSLY SARCASM, but Steve would look at you in ABSOLUTE HORROR LIKE HE WAS Genuinely WORRIED AND CONCERNED
  • Despite this he makes a lot of senior citizen jokes about himself
  • Ya’ll are gonna go get lunch and he says something silly like, “I wonder if I can get the senior discount this time”
  • Sleeps on his back with his hands on his sides like a weirdo
  • Is very minimal, only has two pillows a nice white sheet set and a light blue comforter
  • When he wakes up in the morning he gets in the shower, brushes his teeth, eats breakfast, goes for a jog and takes ANOTHER shower because why the fuck not
  • Loves the simple things in life like reading the newspaper, comfortable shoes, and a sunny day
  • “Yes ma’am” “No sir”
  • Never complains.. about literally anything but maybe the Government??
  • LOVES BREAKFAST FOOD?
  • EGGS, BACON, AND ORANGE JUICE MAKE HIM TURN UP
  • He is actually a very bad dancer (Poor baby has two left feet) but loves to dance because it’s fun and brings him back to simpler times
  • Baby boy blushes really easily
  • He could be out shopping and buying a button up shirt and the cashier would be like, “This color compliments your eyes!” And he’d blush redder than an strawberry
  • is the best friend you could ever have
  • HE WILL TREASURE YOU AND CONSTANTLY BE LIKE, “Thanks pal,” or “Thanks for coming out tonight..” BECAUSE HE APPRECIATES YOUR PRESCIENCE SO GOD DAMN MUCH
  • Likes to eats out a lot and try new foods - So, if you wanna hang out with him expect to be eating out at some mom and pop place lol
  • Constantly is given free food when he goes out to eat but always leaves a $20 bill on the table or something because he feels bad

OKAY BUT WHAT IS HE LIKES YOU?

  • Ummm, he could like you for years and you will NEVER know
  • baby boy is so nervous and he’s so scared he’s going to offend you or embarrass himself that he dare not make a move!
  • Idk, he would EVENTUALLY do it (It wouldn’t be until Sam got fed up with Steve asking him dating/romance advice and Sam finally cracked and was like, “I swear if you don’t tell then I am going to ask them on a date FOR you!”)
  • So when he does tell you about his feelings, it would be very intimate and private
  • He’s still hella old fashioned so it may be in a bit cliche way
  • Maybe he’d decorate your apartment with a bunch of flowers and make you dinner, he’s actually not the best cook (As you know) but he tries to make your FAVORITE meal because he’s so sweet
  • And you get home and see your living room filled with BEAUTIFUL flowers and you smell your favorite food cooking and you’re just wowed when Steve walks in from the kitchen with a nervous smile on that precious face of his
  • Yea, sorry about breaking in… I promise I wasn’t doing this to, eh, invade your privacy or anything.” He’d stroll over and smile sweetly, standing inches he’d shrug his shoulders awkwardly. “I thought you’d make an exception for an old fool just trying to woo you..”
  • Then he’d babble, complimenting the things he likes about you ”Y-Your heart really is special.. I have a real sense about people, ya know.. You’re a good person and y-you’re so beautiful” Just babbling away all nervously bless his heart
  • He’d kiss you, very hesitantly and softly
  • Kissing Steve???? PASSIONATE AND CUTE is what it is
  • He’s very respectful and will never force you into anything you don’t want to do, and he knows how strong he is so he puts forth an obvious effort to be the gentle man you deserve
  • LOVES TO HOLD HANDS ALL THE TIME !!!!!!!
  • His hands are strong, big, and warm and he will always rub his thumb against the side of your wrist
  • When you are walking in a crowded street or building he likes to put his arm around your waste so you don’t get separated
  • He will say funny shit like, “You’re dating a senior citizen, you’re gonna have to explain this lingo.”
  • Pet names galore!
  • “Baby girl”
  • “Sweetheart”
  • “Honey”
  • EVEN WHEN HE DOESn’T USE A PET NAME THE WAY HE SAYS YOUR ACTUAL NAME UGH MAKES YOU MELT BECAUSE UM HE LOVES AND RESPECTS YOU SO MUCH AND HE SIMPLY CANT hIDE IT WHEN HE SAYS IT
  • The way his eyes light up and he perks up a little, his lips smiling ever so lightly and he sweetly calls your name, he loves you so much!
  • You will probably never open a door again, he will literally run in front of you so he can open the door for you
  • He is totally the man to take home to your parents
  • Get ready for the sweetest pillow talk, laying snuggled up in the bed together late at night and just talking about everything; your likes and dislikes, your hopes and dreams, and even the small stuff
  • He smiles when you talk about your interest, he listens and makes you feel important
  • Mentally supportive and loving and you couldn’t ask for more tbh

And the NSFW stuff?

  • Um okay well, as ya’ll know Steve is SUPER fuckin’ vanilla
  • HE WILL BANG YOU GOOD THOUGH DON’T GET ME WRONG
  • Just… Don’t get into this relationship expecting dirty nasty sex - You are not looking in the tight place
  • With Steve you will be blown away by the stamina and passion he possesses honestly
  • The first time he see’s you naked he will just stare with blushing cheeks and be amazed at how beautiful you are
  • He likes to let his hands roam your body, learning every inch of it, every inch and every curve
  • For real, ya’ll, I cannot express the passion enough having sex with Steve 9/10 percent of the time is MAKING LOVE
  • He leads you to a dimly lit room (Probably candle and rose petals because he’s a hopeless romantic) and with soft jazz music playing in the back ground - He’ll kiss you softly, undress you, and constantly whisper how much he loves you while he lips venture across your soft skin
  • Loves to kiss your neck
  • Very good with his hands
  • Can make you cum like 4 times in 6 minutes and his right hand
  • Likes you to say, “Yes sir,” to him in the bedroom
  • “You like that, huh, honey?” “Yes sir!”
  • Missionary af bcs he LOVES EYE CONTACT AND BEING IN CONTROL
  • Like seriously, he will take a firm grip of your hips and ram you, all while looking deep into your soul with those baby blues of his
  • NOW REMEMBER HOW I SAID 9/10 PERCENT OF THE TIME HAVING SEX IS ‘Making Love’
  • the other 1/9 percent of the time will be an absolute animalistic like need to cum
  • THIS SHIT IS RARE BUT IT WILL HAPPEN
  • Now, he’s respectful but Ol’ Captain here is VERY capable of jealousy and, seriously, when he’s jealous he turns into a handsy fucker
  • Like, let’s you guys are out in public (Maybe grabbing drinks with Sam at some bar) and you run into your ex, who Steve knows ALL ABOUT, and ya’ll talk for a few minutes just to catch up, you hug him and say bye, end of story.
  • Steve doesn’t feel threatened, he trust you and knowth ere is nothing to worry about, but he still just feels the need to remind you “Hey, I know how to ROCK YOUR WORLD” so the moment you guys go back to his apartment and he closes the door he throws you over his shooulder and carries your ass to the bedroom to give you the fuck of a life time
  • Tearing off your clothes he grunts things like, “You know I make you feel real good, right baby girl?” Maybe even bites your collar bone and slaps you around a bit (Not in an abusive way, but in a rough way, he’s still respectable so if you told him to stop he would in a heartbeat but he’s a hungry beat who needs to prove that you don’t need anyone else to be satisfied)
  • Okay, and I can see him maybe having a bit of an impregnation kink? NO, I DON’T MEAN HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH PREGNANT WOMEN
  • What I mean by ‘Impregnation kink’ is that the idea of him getting you pregnant is a turn on???? No, he wouldn’t get someone pregnant without permission I just…
  • He grew up back in a very family centered society where it was like, “Get married, have babies” and the idea that he WILL get you pregnant one day is really hot for him??? (I’m sorry I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea but I really see it for Steve lmao)
  • Will make you feel like royalty after sex
  • Will hold you and snuggle you, lots of sweet kisses on the lip and forehead
  • “Was it good for you?”
  • “Can I get you anything?”
  • “I love you so much.. You’re so great, sweetheart..”
  • ughhh he’s just perfect okay ya’ll
Sex with Calum would include:
  • hickies EVERYWHERE
  • digging your nails into his skin
  • love scratches 
  • so much moaning bYE
  • “harder babygirl” 
  • “you love it when I do that baby? huh? Tell me how much you like it” 
  • swEATy bOY
  • whimpering Calum 
  • “what should the safe word be Cal?”
  • “puppies” 
  • listening to your sex playlist
  • “you look so sexy” 
  • aggressive but always making sure you’re okay 
  • teasing each other and getting frustrated  trying different positions
  • “you feel so g-good” 
  • gripping his muscles
  • hickies around his tattoos on his collarbones
  • SCREAming his NAme the neighbors can HEaR
  • smirking every time he touches you
  • jerking his head back while you go down / ride him
  • him getting cocky because he keeps making you come
  • guiding you as you go down 
  • raspy moans
  • “h-holy shit babygirl”
  • lana del rey & green day playing in the background 
  • “God, I love you” 
  • “I love your pretty lips around me” 
  • so much dirty talk 
  • his fingers in your mouth to keep you from being too loud
  • not letting you come sometimes
  • his fucking lengthy bass playing fingers touching every part of you
  • praising you as you give him a blowjob
  • “bassists do it deeper” 
  • “Calum, I know. Please let me come”
  • “that’s my beautiful girl, come for me” 
  • “such a pretty princess” 
  • cuddling after sex 

Request / Masterlist 

Making Out with Sami Zayn Would Include;

Originally posted by jimdrugfree

  • Butt grabs
  • Lip biting
  • His hands teasingly going under your shirt and his nails scraping gently against your skin
  • Loving the feeling of his beard against your jaw
  • Sweet pecks that turn into urgent and passionate kisses
  • When he gets drunk, his kisses are teeth clashing and frantic
  • Grinding on him gently when your straddling him on a couch
  • His hands on your jaw or the back of your head, holding you securely to him
  • Yours always on his waist or his chest, loving to feel his heartbeat
  • Deep breaths in the midst of making out because you can’t breathe
  • He loves to pick you up and wrap your legs around your waist
  • Lazy Sunday morning kisses in the kitchen while waiting for the coffee to brew in one of his shirts
  • Kisses outside in the snow after he accidentally throws a snowball and it hits you square in the face
  • Bathtub kisses
  • Kisses at one in the morning when he can’t sleep
  • His hands going under the bottom of your shorts to feel you
  • You’re both not big fans of using tongue
  • Gently brushing your lips against one another after a fight to be cautious

nineterribleideas  asked:

(also do you have any headcanons about Bill and Fleur's kids?)

oh MAN this is a better pickup line than asking about feminism + superheroes. Okay, hold onto your pants, friends. 

Disclaimer: Literally the only canon info I have about these kids are their names and Victoire’s relationship w/ Teddy Lupin. Everything else is pure bullshit.

Victoire Weasley:

  • Combination of Bill and Fleur - blue eyes and long blonde hair, but gangly and absolutely covered in freckles. 
  • Gryffindor af
  • Does a lot of weird experimental things with her hair (like shaving half her head when she was 16) because she can just grow it back with magic anyway. Usually this gets her a high five from Bill.
  • Got in a fight within her first month at Hogwarts because some kid was talking shit about werewolves and Vic got punchy
  • In general being a bigoted ass is a surefire way to get punched by Vic
  • FEMINIST AS FUCK
  • She likes wearing flower crowns and leather boots and long skirts and dragon fang earrings that she stole-borrowed from her dad 
  • Does Not Get makeup that’s more complicated than black eyeliner
  • She dosn’t need it, her skin is amazing. All the Delacour-Weasley kids have amazing skin
  • Loves punk rock music festivals more than most things
  • Totally That Friend who asks “What’s wrong? Who do I have to kill?”
  • She’s only a year or two older than Dominique and she tells Dom EVERYTHING. Calls Dom her sidekick, though. #rude
  • She’s like two years younger than Teddy, has been in love with him since she was like 8

Dominique Weasley:

  • She mostly got the Weasley look, all red hair and freckles
  • Also Gryffindor af
  • I’m not saying Charlie has a favorite niece but yes he does, it’s Dominique
  • LOVES ANIMALS SO MUCH YOU GUYS. She’ll talk your ear off for 15 hours if you let her
  • Adopted every stray in a 10 mile radius as a kid
  • Literally always had dirt under her nails and skinned knees and shit
  • Wants to work with dragons when she grows up (THANKS CHARLIE)
  • Almost always seen wearing a Huge Sweater and Jeans Full of Holes. Dom owns infinite variations of this outfit
  • Will back Victoire up in any fight ever if Vic wants her to, but left to her own devices she avoids drama at all costs
  • Always has two or three hair ties on her wrist. Yes of course you can borrow one. No she’ll never get mad if you don’t give it back. 
  • As an adult she’ll probably work abroad; comes home to visit all the time though
  • Also she’ll eventually have full sleeves of tattoos on both arms and they’ll be GORGEOUS 
  • Huge huge lesbian

Louis Weasley:

  • Takes after his mom the most, all silvery blond hair and blue eyes and minimal freckles. Eyelashes To Die For
  • Is like 5-7ish years younger than his sisters; he was sort of an accident
  • The first Weasley in Ravenclaw in like 6000 years. He’s quietly very proud of himself for breaking the trend.
  • The kid doesn’t talk a lot; possibly because he grew up with his big sisters talking over him. 
  • Pls don’t think he’s resentful; he adores them and they adore him
  • He’s not Fleur’s FAVORITE kid because she doesn’t do that shit, but they are the closest. Vic and Dom always had each other to play with, but they were already off at Hogwarts for most of Louis’ childhood so he spent a lot of time hanging out with his mom
  • Usually reading or drawing; has a bad habit of doing both at once and drawing in his books
  • Weirdly fascinated by Muggle photography. Appreciates the art of making a moment hold still in a way that most wizards don’t. Grandpa Arthur shamelessly encourages this
  • Dresses like Harry Styles tbh. Most of his clothes come from tragically hip secondhand stores
  • Bffs with equally artsy cousin Lily Luna Potter. I have headcanons about her too but we’re not talking about her right now
  • Man Bun (not douchey, though)
  • Probably Not Straight
Namjoon vs Seungcheol: Who would you date?

Namjoon/ Rap Monster:

  • Leader of his group (BTS)
  • Tall as a mf (5′11)
  • supports gay/ lesbian rights
  • hip-hop fanatic
  • if you’ve heard ‘Expensive Girl’ or ‘Trouble’ by him… you know he’s high key a freak
  • English on point
  • sweet goofball despite his bad ass image on stage
  • Would write songs for his girlfriend
  • Aspires to be a rich rapper
  • The type to spoil his s/o
  • More hands off, let’s you do you basically
  • Said he likes pale skin @ debut, but we all think that he doesn’t care about that really

S.coups/ Seungcheol:

  • Leader of his group (Seventeen)
  • Has the cutest dimple
  • Can sing and rap
  • has a fatherly vibe
  • The ‘hopeless romantic’ type
  • Another freak, but more low key
  • Has a ‘warm heart’
  • Lil’ bit more protective than RM
  • English is uh… not great. :(
  • Said he likes tan skin
  • Loves hip-hop
  • Believes he’s quite strong, rightfully so
Your fave is problematic: punlich
  • Used to post cool things but a lot less cool now that everyone knows she’s not a robot
  • has too much skin
  • Loves breathing oxygen, oxygen that could be used by cute animals instead