requirments for the ideal boyfriend:

  • is tall
  • has beautiful blue eyes
  • is muscular
  • has broad shoulders
  • laughs a lot
  • doesnt fear to express his emotions
  • sends me sappy messages
  • takes great care of his skin
  • has beautiful purple skin
  • has wonderful squishy looking neck flops
  • is jaal ama darav

date someone who:

  • tickles you
  • gives you tickles
  • does that thing where they wiggle their fingers over your sensitive skin
  • has tickle fights with you
  • provides you with tickles when you need them
  • takes advantage of your ticklish spots
  • makes you laugh by tickling you
  • pretends they’re the tickle monster
  • does that thing where they use their mouth to tickle you
  • does that thing where they use tools to tickle you if you’re into that
  • asks for your consent before giving you tickles
  • teases you about how ticklish you are before tickling you
  • touches you in a ticklish way

[ler version]

the iron bull
  • has stretch marks along his hips, silvery lines standing out against grey skin
  • has a big soft tummy that is great for hugging, cuddling, and naps
  • has love handles, which really works for him
  • has thick thighs from muscle and from those little custard pies with the flaky, buttery crust that he just can’t put down 
  • (seriously, dessert pies are not a thing in par vollen and they taste amazing)
  • does not miss his abs because he would rather eat what he wants and eat a lot of it
My Black Skin

The color of my skin

has been deemed a sin

By those who wish to be in it

The fact that my skin glistens like the night skies

Strikes fear in their envious eyes

My skin carries the scars of my people

The blood of our lost king and queens

This skin that glistens

and gleams

This skin that brings forth anger

Bursting from the seams

of those who deem me a lesser

Those who try to erase my past

and make it their present

Who try to break my confidence

hoping the pain will last

But, little do they know

This skin that glows

is an armor made of something far brighter than gold

Try your best

To break my spirit

Tell me that my happiness is nothing but a dream

Try with all your might

Scream at me with hate in your eyes

This armor will never wither

nor fail

This armor will never crack

nor weaken

This armor that God himself looks upon

With pride in his eyes

This armor will continue to shine

This armor will always WIN

Learn your lesson and Learn it well