me: okay i have to give my cat medicine now. he doesn’t like it so sometimes i wrap him in a blanket, but—
grandma: WHY NOT A TOWEL?
me: his claws get hooked in the fabric and it’s bad all around. alright, gray cat, come here—
grandma: DON’T TALK TO HIM
me: okay, i’m gonna unwrap the blanket since he’s hiding in it and i can’t get to his mouth—
grandma: NO, LEAVE IT. I’VE HAD SIX CATS AND SIX DOGS. I’VE SEEN THE VET DO IT.
me: yes, but this is my cat and i know how to get him to take medicine, i’ve been doing this for three weeks—
grandma: STOP SASSING ME