I'm so glad to see you back! I hope things get better soon. Also, um. Question: how do Saratoans put on pants, what with their tails and all?
Saratoans’ pants have the closure along a seam running from the waist to the tail (usually on one side, or along the back), so putting them on is just a matter of stepping into them and throwing the flap over their back and handling the closure (zipper, buttons, hooks and eyes, velcro, whatever).
When Saratoan’s pants have a fly with a button and everything on the front it’s a skeuomorph.
A 100% pointless addition for the sake of fashion, mimicking features that had a purpose in human clothing.