QUICK! COME WITH ME INTO THIS NOT-AT-ALL-SKETCHY-LOOKING VAN AND LETS GO TO CALIFORNIA. WE’RE GONNA GO TO HOLLYWOOD. WERE GONNA GO KIDNAP CHARLIE SCENE. GET YOUR ASS UP AND LETS GO! BRING YOUR FRIENDS IF U WANT XD
“A WristScreen is like a leather belt that has been wrapped around your wrist one time, to the perfect shape of your wrist/arm, and then surgically implanted so that it will forever be a part of you. The only part that is not leather is the 4-by-2 inch screen. If you tried to remove the WristScreen, you would rip out your entire forearm. This is why people take very good care of theirs; if you break it, two things will happen. The better outcome is that you are a Citizen Rank L-1 or above and can afford to get the WristScreen replaced without dying and/or ripping off your arm. The worse outcome is that you are a Citizen Rank of K-9 or less, and have to go to a sketchy man’s van in a dark alleyway in one of the neighborhoods that is covered in graffiti and get your entire forearm replaced with a new, prosthetic arm that has been pre-fitted with a crappy WristScreen from 20 years before.”
QUICK! COME WITH ME INTO THIS NOT-AT-ALL-SKETCHY-LOOKING VAN AND LETS GO TO CALIFORNIA. WE'RE GONNA GO TO HOLLYWOOD. WERE GONNA GO KIDNAP CHARLIE SCENE. GET YOUR ASS UP AND LETS GO! BRING YOUR FRIENDS IF U WANT XD
Yesterday, there was a knock on my door. I opened it up to the sound of someone running away down the stairs. I looked out my apartment window, but couldn’t see anybody outside. There was a sketchy-looking white van, but if I got freaked out about every sketchy-looking white van in Sherman Oaks I’d never leave the house. By my open door was a thin green envelope, my name hand-written on it, and sealed with a glob of wax imprinted with a “G.” I was excited. What was it going to be? How much more creepy could “Gordo” get? As it turns out… a lot more creepy. Inside were four Polaroid-style prints. I recognized the first as an Instagram picture I’d posted years ago. Another, of me on a plane to CES (with some creepy guy with a monkey mask photoshopped into the background). The third was my girlfriend’s cat.