sketchy theater

And now... Recipes For The Lazy.
  • ANNOUNCER: Today's recipe... Ice Cream Sundaes.
  • TEST SUBJECT: [approaches table with ICE CREAM of choice, HOT FUDGE, SPRINKLES, WHIPPED CREAM, and CHERRY.]
  • TEST SUBJECT: [spoons Large Amount of ICE CREAM into mouth, does not close mouth]
  • TEST SUBJECT: [squirts HOT FUDGE onto ICE CREAM, often missing mouth by several inches]
  • TEST SUBJECT: [shakes SPRINKLES all over face]
  • TEST SUBJECT: [covers face completely in WHIPPED CREAM]
  • TEST SUBJECT: [places CHERRY on top of nose]
  • TEST SUBJECT: [inhales]
  • TEST SUBJECT: [chews, swallows]
  • TEST SUBJECT: [looks at audience and smiles]
  • ANNOUNCER: This has been... Recipes For The Lazy.
  • [ROLL CREDITS]