skeleton power

meandering-monotreme  asked:

by that low-fantasy wizards logic Harry dresden is a high-fantasy wizard. Do you see that as an inconsistency or do you think the dresden files is really a slightly atypical high-fantasy series?

(With reference to this post here.)

Last time I checked in on the series, Harry Dresden is acting as personal ass-kicker to a godlike elf queen whose day job is beating up Cthulhu, he wields the very fires of divine creation thanks to a boon granted to him by an actual, no-shit angel with whom he appears to be on a first name basis, and he lives on a magic island whose guardian spirit scares the hell out of basically everybody, including the aforementioned god-queen, but that regards Harry as its best buddy. He’s stalemated the Master of the Wild Hunt in a battle of wills, thrown down with Satan’s right-hand man in a fistfight, and once rampaged through downtown Chicago atop a necromantically reanimated T-Rex skeleton commanded by the power of polka.

Exactly what about any of this says “low fantasy” to you?

GIMME
THAT SPAGHETTI
(it’s a good day to have a good day)
I NEED
(it’s a good day to have a good day)
THAT GOOD GOOD SAUCE

… i sure did spend a terrible amount of (occasionally distracted) time animating a shitpost of a ditty. 

just saying, Papyrus drunk = Good Times. not advised to mix with local ceiling fans.

(also i slightly blame lovely @asksansallthethings for this one, she tagged me in a decidedly more… risque ditty and i got the idea for animating drunk Pap from it because of course i did)

Blurry will fuck Josh up pt. 2

Originally posted by evelinathoren

tyler bottoms but like i said, blurry makes josh his bitch 

part 1

(i’m in a hotel rn in moline and there are way too many hours between now and the twenty one pilots show - okay 5 hours - but we’ll probably get down there early, park, and sit in the car bc we have seats)

*pls excuse typos/grammar*

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josh was going insane. ever since he had that amazing experience with blurry, and found out what an extraordinary top tyler could be, he could not stop thinking about it. tyler was his baby - soft hair, soft voice, soft hands, soft ass. everything about him was soft, except for his cock in their more heated moments. that’s when tyler would pull josh over and beg to be fucked. josh loved topping tyler so much, it never got old seeing him writhe underneath and whimper with every touch until he got off. 

but josh was envious of tyler sometimes. he wanted to experience being bottom again, and despite feeling like more of a “top” around tyler, he could not stop thinking of the time when blurry fucked him and made him feel so out of control. when he was jacking off in the shower, that’s where his thoughts flowed. tyler’s..no..blurry’s throbbing cock rutting inside him, and his hot body forcing him into the mattress and using him until he screamed. after cumming to the thought of tyler fucking him in the ass, he felt guilty enough to finally express his feelings to him. 

“hey tyler, remember when i said i didn’t know you had it in you to top? when you were blurry?” josh said, just coming right out with it. tyler looked up from his laptop and cocked a brow at it. 

“yeah, why?” tyler asked, not knowing exactly where he was going with this. 

“well i know it may not be true, what blurry said, but i…was wondering if you wanted to um…maybe top me sometimes?” josh said, letting out a sigh of relief once he finally got it out. 

tyler looked at how cute and nervous josh was, biting his lip and playing with his thumbs. he was surprised, but glad he asked instead of holding that in. 

“you don’t have to be shy about it, joshie. of course i’ll top you. i don’t know if i can be like blurry, but i can try.” tyler said, with all his sweetness. josh knew tyler could be a pretty good actor sometimes, so all he had to do was explain what tyler couldn’t remember blurry did.

there was a little that tyler could remember. for example, he could remember blurry specifically making tyler watch as he ordered josh to open himself. he has the visual memory of josh doing that, and feeling sort of wrong for watching, but also turned on because he seemed to be enjoying himself. tyler remembers blurry controlling his movements and overpowering his thoughts and impulse control. blurry drew from tyler’s fantasies, but some of it was just blurry, or tyler’s dark side. tyler had dark, intrusive thoughts that he’d never act on that blurry did, such as entering josh without preparation or warning. he has thoughts of topping josh sometimes when he sees that fine ass, but wouldn’t necessarily have the heart to act be rough with him. he just loves josh too much to do the things blurry could, but josh got off on it, so he would try. he could also remember the force of two orgasms in one, but blacked out afterwards. fading into blurry was a lot like getting high, from what he could remember. he was lucid, but not completely in control, and too under the influence of emotions for rational thoughts or actions. it was a total out of body experience.

“can you go a little harder?” josh whined. 

tyler looked down at josh’s flushed, sweaty faced, all contorted from tyler’s ministrations. he swept some hairs from his eyes and kissed his lips before humping faster, almost falling apart from how josh clenched around his cock greedily.

josh’s baby was being so soft and gentle with him, and josh felt his orgasm approaching, but not with the same intensity or darkness. this was nice, and he was grateful, but josh craved danger while being bottomed by tyler. topping was his time to be slow and gentle with him, or give into his aggression if that’s where tyler wanted to go. 

“fuck josh, i’m gonna cum. you’re so tight” tyler whimpered, speeding up his hips and slapping into josh’s ass. he gripped josh’s cock in his hand and began pumping him hard and fast, knowing josh was also close. this was the most rough tyler got with him and they’ve been at it a while. josh was moaning with every thrust, head rolling against the pillows. his hands were on tyler’s ass, taking pleasure in the way tyler’s muscles moved with his efforts, and tyler attacked his neck with hickies. 

“yes baby, cum for me. oh my…fuck you’re so sexy” josh cooed, thrusting his hips up and fucking himself on tyler’s throbbing cock while squeezing his ass. tyler made a frustrated noise, close to a growl right in josh’s ear, and released himself inside him. josh’s eyes shot open in surprise at the noise his baby made and started cumming himself. did his orgasm make blurry come out for a sec?

when they both came down, tyler laid beside josh exhausted and completely spent. they both were satisfied, but tyler knew he didn’t completely fulfill josh’s blurryface fantasy. he probably couldn’t unless he….

“maybe i can turn into him for you, josh, but you have to promise me you won’t let me hurt you” tyler said.

“of course i won’t, angel. you know me. i can take care of myself. even though blurry is much stronger, he’s still you. and i love all of you” 

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ohhhh cliffhanger

salamencerobot  asked:

The other three were inspired by animals right? if so, i'd like to know what kinds.

They were roughly inspired by animals. Some more closely resembling what they were inspired off of and some just taking some characteristics. River had their own reasons for each animal skull, but we paired them with their “hosts” for certain characteristics we think fit them. 

Sans’ Blaster:

His blaster is like the one we see in game. For our design it was based on a canine skull.  Sans gets canine because they are loyal and selfless, also make great companions and protectors. 

Papyrus’ Blaster:

Pap’s has characteristics of a Horned Lizard. He’s got lizard because they are survivalist, kinda like himself. His is also one of the widest blasters. Great to nap on.

Gaster’s Blaster:

Ding’s blaster is based off of a crow. We put a crow to him because they are smart af and very fast learners, just as he is. He also really likes birds. 

Now while we might not consider Rivers blaster to be an animal… Not everyone agrees with that. I’m sure it’s pretty easy to figure out what Rivers blaster was modeled after

As for why we gave them that kind of blaster… Well I guess it’ll be clear in due time.

~ Sol