skeleton pipe

A review of this glass of water I am drinking:

Terrible. 
Its so fucking wet, like not just the liquid on the inside.. this glass bastard is sweating all over the table.. its going to make a fucking ring on this table and Im going to get my head slapped in because of it. Why is this glass of water DRIPPING.. I swear I got all the water in the glass yet still it looks like it just lied to a cop. 

Not only is it wet, It tastes like the inside my god damn tap. I realize it passed through the metal pipe skeleton of my house.. but what is the on inside of these taps, an eggy lead based paint? FUCK. 

To top off this whole experience the water wasn’t cold enough so I had to put ice in it.

THE FUCK.

In all actuality this water is ok… I just wanted to post something on the internet.