In case you’re not fully realizing the tension I’m experiencing while awaiting the Stylish Surprise, I’ve just paid $10 for a random item of Modcloth apparel, ranging in price from around $30 to $300. This means that I could conceivably end up paying $10 for, like, holy shit, a dress made of stars:
or this classy fucking bird coat:
or hey, they have swimsuits. Check it out, skeleton bathing suit:
But, by that same token, I’m equally likely to wind up with this:
It’s a gamble, is what I’m saying.