skedaddles

Newcomers come in all sizes | INTRODUCTION STARTER

The day was relatively normal– as normal as a single day in Hope’s Peak Academy could be, at least. But upon a tall, slender figure appearing at the gates, many did get curious. The man didn’t appear young enough to be a new student, so a new teacher perhaps? 

But more interesting was the fact he didn’t even look completely human. His skin was as white as his suit, and his eyes glowed an almost unsettling purple. Yet, he looked more like an awkward duckling lost in the woods than anything. 

Eventually he tried to grab the attention of a student near him, smiling kindly.

“A-ah, excuse me! You’re a student here, correct?”

“Haha, I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m quite honestly nervous to be around here! I’m a new teacher starting here today, and I forgot to download the overlay of this school in all of my hurry… Could you please show me around a bit?”

teefermeetsworld  asked:

If you could be absolutely anywhere in the world right now, where would you skedaddle off to? (Doesn't have to be an exotic land or anything - it could even be a favourite place in your house or something.)

Wherever Mark Gatiss is so I can compliment his show with coded phrases so he knows I know and hopefully get him to respond in a way so that I know that he knows that I know. “Hello Mr. Gatiss, big fan of your work, I particularly enjoy the way you’ve taken inspiration from The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes and focused in on the truly important details like Sherlock’s quiet primness of dress. I can’t wait to see the big moment of revelation you have set up for this series. I’m sure it will be a landmark moment.”

Here I Come, Literally

by kayybeltran

“Clarke! I’m home!”

They both freeze. Clarke looks down at Lexa with a horrified expression.

“Is that Finn!? Clarke, you said he wouldn’t be back from his trip until tomorrow!” Lexa growls.

Or

Clarke is married to little dick ass Finn. Lexa is a mega playboy, and is also Clarke’s best friend. She also helps a horny Clarke when Finn is away at work. When I say help, I mean fuck. They both have feelings for each other, but they’re both oblivious about them. Everyone-ish makes an appearance.

This is a G!P Lexa Fic & it’s also like a Cheating Fic. So if this isn’t your shot of vodka, then I suggest you skedaddle homie!

Words: 634, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English



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We Meet Again || Spencer&Jesse
“You’re honestly gonna walk around some person’s apartment, hoping to avoid me Jess? I’ve been trying to get you to talk to me all night and now that the party’s ending and there’s nobody around to pretend you’re friends with, you wanna skedaddle so you won’t have to talk to your big brother?”

@jessearlow

Okay okay okay so the Yamashizuku illustration collab 2016 just came out and KYAAA all the illustrations are so much nicer than mine but yeah I’m a sad sack

I’m really proud of Tsubaki’s hair, tho. I actually remembered how to draw it for once.

*crying because I forgot how to draw my waifu’s hair more than once*

A few thank yous, if you will:

- Thank you to @teamosfanpage for organizing this huge project. It must have been so insane these past few days, putting the whole skedaddle together. I’m so glad that the project turned out so well, and I hope we’ll have an even better one next year, with more characters and more people!

- Thank you to Yama for your beautiful tuning and breaking our hearts with these beautiful songs. Your music has touched the hearts of the fandom, and I think we’re still all in awe over the Blessed Messiah and the Tower of AI. Bless your ability to shake us all with sound like water.

- Thank you to TSO and Vava, who I think people tend to forget to give credit to. From the shattering glass in the Night series, to the ice cannon in Mistletoe, to the shining blessings in the newest PV, your animation is so incredibly dynamic, and I can’t imagine those PVs without them. Thank you for bringing magic to our favourite music.

- Thank you to my senpai of all senpais (mah main senpai) Suzunosuke for your gorgeous artwork. Seriously, though, given the chance to meet her, I’d probably either propose to her or faint from the sheer awesomeness. Your designs are so incredibly beautiful, and we’re so lucky to see them(albeit not all of them) in this collab. Thank you for being a source of artistic inspiration for all of us aspiring artists.

And the biggest thank you of all:

- Thank you, Hitoshizuku-P. I remember watching Bad End Night for the first time(now where did my infinity symbol go) and being so terrified of it for no particular reason. The levels of excitement, voices and overall storyline were so incredible, and honestly I don’t know why I was so scared of it.

(that being said, I was afraid to watch Romeo and Cinderella for a month straight because I was scared it would interfere with English class. I was right.)

Your music and the stories behind them have touched us all so much. Let’s face it, I think you’ve released more individual novels for stories than any other Vocaloid producer. Mothy has his giant series. So do Jin and Kemu, and like ten billion other producers. But you’ve got so many different stories packed into your lyrics alone, and the number of novels you’ve written for different songs is astounding. I wish I could buy every single one, but alas I am no match for international shipping.

The point is, thank you for bringing us stories, of bad times and good(but mainly bad times tbh). Thank you for bringing us music that lifted our spirits and drowned our souls in sadness and taught us lessons of life and love. 

Thank you, all of you, for being potentially the greatest team of Vocaloid artists ever.

(Alternatively, thank you for allowing us to flood the world with our tears. ITSUDEMO, KIMI NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII)

Today I learned that if you’re around a lot of bees and you smell bananas, you should get out of dodge. One of the pheromones that bees use to signal alarm smells a lot like bananas, and you do not want to be around a bunch of alarmed bees. Skedaddle.

This has been a PSA.

Here I Come, Literally

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by kayybeltran

“Clarke! I’m home!”

They both freeze. Clarke looks down at Lexa with a horrified expression.

“Is that Finn!? Clarke, you said he wouldn’t be back from his trip until tomorrow!” Lexa growls.

OR

Clarke is married to little dick ass Finn. Lexa is a mega playboy, and is also Clarke’s best friend. She also helps a horny
Clarke when Finn is away at work. When I say help, I mean fuck. They both have feelings for each other, but they’re both oblivious about them. Everyone-ish makes an appearance!

This is a G!P Lexa Fic. & It’s also like a Cheating Fic. So if this isn’t your shot of vodka, then I suggest you skedaddle homie!

Words: 634, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English



read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/29KFIGI
wombat the samurai

(Nat and Jo post, because fun.)

Having spent a consecutive three-ish hours with @heyynatster and @imjonsie I think I can spill some of the vibes. But just read their stuff. That will really show you who they are. 

First, they were so much taller than I anticipated. I didn’t mind though, because elves are somewhat dope and this isn’t medieval times. In my favorite museum there is a real life medieval suit of armor, and I think it might be smaller than I am. So goodbye to my lofty dreams of time traveling and marrying the knight of my heart.

And then they were all like “hey there, we know you” and I had to sidesaddle (i meant skedaddle) to the restroom because of reasons and when I got back Jo had stolen my seat which was totally cool because I don’t like sitting with my back to the door anyway. 

Now my notes: If I had to compare them to characters in the Animal Kingdom, which I must do, I would say that Jo is the majestic Andalusian Horse, supposedly mentioned by Homer in the Iliad (yes I had to look that up), with the hair and teeth and everything. And Nat is the magical Wombat, probably a middle-aged one. For reasons unknown to man.  

Here are some pictures for your imaginative benefit.

Never mind. I don’t know how to do pictures.

GRANDE / NAT: 

Pensive, always watching something or someone but you’re not sure how. Coppery soul, Blinks slowly. You get the impression that if paint leaked from her fingertips (I wouldn’t be surprised) it would be the color of peanut butter waffles and dusk. Helpful imagery: think of a brown paper package tied up with string. Or foamy nesquik, lukewarm because it’s been sitting out too long. Or a singularly attractive lampshade. Or the moment when your pillow is in a funny position and you have to rearrange it but you are super aware of how pleasant it is to adjust everything. And you know when you’re fumbling around in the dark and you stretch your arms out, feeling the flaws in the wallpaper, and your fingers snag the light switch? She’s like that.

VENTI / JO:

Alert, arms metaphorically open. Origami expressions, smile like a haiku. Probably not someone you want to avoid eye contact with - not that I tried. Definitely not someone to mess with, unless you’re looking to impress her with your samurai spirit (in which case, she might marry you - or scar you for life). If we were in one those excessively violent and too-smart-for-me video games, I would want her as my avatar. She’s also like that moment when you walk into a gas station in the middle of nowhere because you’re on a road trip and you’re feeling peckish and you see that wrinkly person who needs a hug and you smile and they sort of light up and your day is made in the little building with rusty corners. Also, chocolate-covered pretzels. She reminds me of those, and the tiger stripes of light that filter through flimsy window shades. Not weird at all.

And she’s nice. They’re both nice. And hilarious and awesome.

- - -

So it was fun and stuff.

Here I Come, Literally

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by kayybeltran

“Clarke! I’m home!”

They both freeze. Clarke looks down at Lexa with a horrified expression.

“Is that Finn!? Clarke, you said he wouldn’t be back from his trip until tomorrow!” Lexa growls.

Or

Clarke is married to little dick ass Finn. Lexa is a mega playboy, and is also Clarke’s best friend. She also helps a horny Clarke when Finn is away at work. When I say help, I mean fuck. They both have feelings for each other, but they’re both oblivious about them. Everyone-ish makes an appearance.

This is a G!P Lexa Fic & it’s also like a Cheating Fic. So if this isn’t your shot of vodka, then I suggest you skedaddle homie!

Words: 634, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English



read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2ah3ybL

Finally got here yesterday! My layover in JFK was super stressful as they changed the gate at the last minute and I had to run to catch a bus to the other terminal.

The flight to Phoenix was uneventful and I dozed for most of it. The couple next to me was incredibly sweet and also old couple goals??

Then I took the shuttle from Phoenix to flagstaff, which was about 3 hours and also stressful because it was late and I was terrified that I was in the wrong place/would miss it. I didn’t though.

Then my mom and I had dinner with our family friend which was delicious. We spent most of dinner discussing @theacademiczine until I really started fading energy wise and we skedaddled.

The family we’re staying with right now (she and my mom have been best friends for years) has a dog who’s getting on in years and she and my mom are BFFs, it’s adorable, like she follows my mom everywhere. Her hip is bothering her and she can’t walk on one of her back legs, poor thing. The owners get back today or tomorrow and we’re going to update them and maybe they’ll take her to the vet.

Woke up bright and early (5:30 am) because we are heading to Santa Fe today! I’m excited for the drive bc I love road trips, plus I can sleep. My allergies have been awful and exacerbated by the high altitude so I really need to hydrate!

Oh, and I also saw a painfully cute guy at the coffee shop and I am not okay.

Let me know if you like my little travel blog posts :) I like keeping y'all updated on what I’m up to! I would vlog but I don’t have the time/means to edit and import footage and all that.