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But guys…you don’t understand….Japanese figure skater Yuzuru Hanyu carries a Winnie the Pooh tissue box cozy around at every competition as a good luck charm.

A WINNIE THE POOH TISSUE BOX COZY.

In an interview, his coach Brian Orser said that he would see Hanyu at competitions before Hanyu made the switch to train with Orser in Toronto.  Orser knew he was immensely talented but always thought it was odd how he carried a Winnie the pooh tissue box around.

“I always thought he was that weird kid with the Winnie the pooh doll. Now I’m that kid’s coach…and I have to carry it,” said Orser.

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damn!

they’re worst skaters i’ve ever seen, but the movie is funny and soundtrack is the best.

LIMP WRIST <3

Inspired in Skate Witches

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SKATE BITCHES.

Skate Bitches is a short DIY film inspired by the 1986 Danny Plotnick film Skate Witches.

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Skate bitches- a short film supporting girl gangs, it rules watch!

anonymous asked:

The whole who outgays whom is disgusting. What do they think of gay people? A competition? Wtf I can't with the fandom

Yeah I keep seeing posts like this and it’s super pissing me off. Like regardless of your opinion on Otayuri, the entire:

Victuuri skates: gay

Otayuri: SURPRISE BITCH, WE’RE GAYER

thing is gross

Also frankly if you think Welcome to the Madness is ‘gayer’ than Stammi Vicino, that prob does say a lot about how you view gay people, and none of it is good. A one second glove rip makes it gayer because it’s ‘sexual’, than an entire romantic duet? Like do you even think about what you’re saying? 

Shit my boy friend has said while playing Overwatch: sentence starters
  1. “Second mini-me Reinhardt”
  2. “Fucking banana muncher”
  3. “You abomination to god.”
  4. “I hear Reaper, but I don’t see Reaper.”
  5. “He knows I have his number, and he is on my ass.”
  6. “ROBOISM”
  7. “That was a nice.”
  8. “Oh ye fucking hoe.”
  9. “Dungle”
  10. “If I had a Widowmaker, I would kill my self. With in reason.”
  11. “Onion grandma.”
  12. “Making my way down town.”
  13. “Its okay, your here in spirit.”
  14. “I all most feel kinda bad.”
  15. “We have a Reaper, how could we be the villains.”
  16. “Fuckin Shadow the hedge hog ass looking mother fucker.”
  17. “Fucking Genji, what does he think your doing.”
  18. “GENJI AM ABOUT TO TRANSCEND THIS FOOT UP YOUR ASS.”
  19. “Damn it Genji, what did I just say. You see this foot?”
  20. “Fucking Genji, you parasitic lamp worm.”
  21. “That shield is fucking gibberish.”
  22. “STOP FUCKING THREATENING ME.”
  23. “Never speak to me as Reaper.”
  24. “Hot topic, Spencer shopping trash.”
  25. “Every one’s name fucking sucks.”
  26. “Skrivins didn’t look fun to say, but then I fucking said it.”
  27. “There is our second tank, flying away at the speed of light.”
  28. “YOU SLUT.”
  29. “Its okay, am gonna kill it.”
  30. “Holy fucking shit, there is a Bastion and nine turrets.”
  31. “Yeah every one, kill Mercy.”
  32. “I kicked Reinhardt to death.”
  33. “I put my weird bent shoe right up his ass.”
  34. “He is ulting, but he is also fucking dead.”
  35. “This is a ballsy ass dwarf.”
  36. “The justice is raining.”
  37. “Are you guys dieing? I am on my way.”
  38. “Do you still have your ult? Because I am alive.”
  39. “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
  40. “I thought I was safe.”
  41. “Fucking god damn, jail bait Junkrat.”
  42. “Fucking bird bitch.”
  43. “Gotta skate fast and eat ass.”
  44. “Your a broken system.”
  45. “Yeah I know, I have been chucking balls at him.”
  46. “THE BALLS ON THAT GIRL, JESUS.”
  47. “I am finally at 40, Jesus fucking Christ I am back.”
GOT7 ice skating

Mark - whilst filming the others, trips over Jackson who’s just fallen himself. Accidentally wacks Jinyoung in the face with his phone on the way down. Can’t stand back up because he’s laughing too much

Jaebum - swears solidly for the entire session. Refuses all offers of help and insists he’s getting the hang of it. Has to shuffle on his bum back to the rink exit at the end.

Jackson - can actually skate pretty well but still screams the entire time. Forces the others to participate in a conga line. Asks the manager of the rink to play Hard Carry over the speakers.

Jinyoung - spends the entire session alternating between trying to save the others from falling and kicking their feet out from under them. Gets his scarf caught on the rink handrail and nearly strangles himself.

Youngjae - can’t get the hang of pushing his feet on the ice to move forwards. Instead, gets Mark to skate backwards whilst pulling him along. Ends up falling and nearly nailing the other in the crotch with his skate. Is left to fend for himself after that.

Bambam - grips on to the edge of the rink for practically the entire session. Right at the end, feels brave enough to try and skate into the middle. Falls and nearly stabs himself in the face with the blade of his boot.

Yugyeom - immediately gets the hang of it. Skates past Jaebum singing ‘bitch better have my money’. Falls and splits his jeans. Has to wear his scarf as a skirt for the rest of the day.