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“I am picking up news reports from the International Gallery. The Mona Lisa has been stolen.”
“The
Mona Lisa? I don’t believe it. The security at the International Gallery was supposed to be massive.”
“So the reports suggest.”

Stuff That Shouldn't Exist, But Does

Wander Over Yonder- The Lonely Planet

Gravity Falls- The Hand that Rocks the Mabel

Rick and Morty- Meeseeks and Destroy

Superjail!- Superfail

Superjail!- Ladies’ Night

Over the Garden Wall- Lullaby in Frogland

I don’t care if the scene was a quarter of a second or the plot of the whole episode. Who the victim is and who the predator is does not matter. I do not give two shits if any of the scenes would or would not have happened. What does matter is that all of it, no matter who, where, when, or why, is wrong. No one deserves this, no one should have to experience it. Never purposely make someone uncomfortable, never imply or touch anyone in ways like this, and never support this or commit this. These escalate and happen every day across the globe, it happens in every state, it happens in every city. Anyone can be the attacker- an old lady, as also implied by Raold Dahl in his short story “The Landlady”, or the creepy man down the street. Anyone can be a victim, a middle-aged man or a little girl. 

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2017 NHL All-Stars

Atlantic Division:

Nikita Kucherov (TBL)
Brad Marchand (BOS)
Auston Matthews (TOR)
Frans Nielsen (DET)
Kyle Okposo (BUF)
Vincent Trocheck (FLA)
Victor Hedman (TBL)
Erik Karlsson (OTT)
Shea Weber (MTL)
Carey Price (MTL)
Tuukka Rask (BOS)
Head Coach: Michel Therrien (MTL)

Metropolitan Division:

Sidney Crosby (PIT)
Taylor Hall (NJD)
Evgeni Malkin (PIT)
Alex Ovechkin (WSH)
Wayne Simmonds (PHI)
John Tavares (NYI)
Justin Faulk (CAR)
Seth Jones (CBJ)
Ryan McDonagh (NYR)
Sergei Bobrovsky (CBJ)
Braden Holtby (WSH)
Head Coach: John Tortorella (CBJ)

Central Division:

Patrick Kane (CHI)
Patrik Laine (WPG)
Nathan MacKinnon (COL)
Tyler Seguin (DAL)
Vladimir Tarasenko (STL)
Jonathan Toews (CHI)
Duncan Keith (CHI)
P.K. Subban (NSH)
Ryan Suter (MIN)
Corey Crawford (CHI)
Devan Dubnyk (MIN)
Head Coach: Bruce Boudreau (MIN)

Pacific Division:

Jeff Carter (LAK)
Johnny Gaudreau (CGY)
Bo Horvat (VAN)
Ryan Kesler (ANA)
Connor McDavid (EDM)
Joe Pavelski (SJS)
Brent Burns (SJS)
Drew Doughty (LAK)
Cam Fowler (ANA)
Martin Jones (SJS)
Mike Smith (ARI)
Head Coach: Peter DeBoer (SJS)