six wheels

So, that happened

I will begin this post by blaming @deadcatwithaflamethrower which pushed me back into Star Wars fandom and from which tumblr I discovered @norcumi, @dogmatix, and from them, a whole lot more (I cannot write them all, but know that my subscription list went from 100-ish to around 120 blogs. 
I’m pretty sure you’re not sorry. I know I’m not.

I haven’t written fanfiction in more than 8 years. I have never written a Star Wars one. English is NOT my first language and I have never written in it except for some translation work. Not original one. 

But then, I reah @dakt37 ghost!obi-wan AU and a lot of the aforementioned authors’ fanfics and then, drove home.
Six hours behind the wheel, with a overexcited brain.

This, this is the result. I’m unsure (scared) of what it’s worth, of all the language mistakes that must still be inside, of the fact that my brain wanted clones PoV when I have NOT SEEN A SINGLE TCW EPISODE.

But… I guess I want to try. I want to thank those awesome writers by saying ‘this is what you do to people. You bring them joy, inspiration, and enough courage to try their hand at it’.

So, there. Here comes nothing. (Under the cut if I manage to understand how it works).

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Endless List of Favorite Characters: Burt Gummer (Tremors series)

“Well… when the radios went out I decided to return to the refinery, but en route, I find I’m in an ambush situation! Must have been a couple of dozen of these things! Well, I dropped the first wave with semi-auto fire but they just kept coming! Sheer luck, most of them were in front of the truck so I just popped it into six-wheel and ran ‘em down. The ones that got on board I handled with a combination of small-arms fire and hand-to-hand techniques. I am completely out of ammo… that’s never happened to me before.”

*headshake* being a parent is such a weird thing sometimes. Sitting at my computer, enjoying the silence of my kid ACTUALLY sleeping before midnight, stretch - realize that I’ve got six Hot Wheels in my friggin’ hoodie pocket. Like??? Then go to deposit them back into my son’s car drawer… And step on his blocks. What the hell.

A Man of Simple Tastes

Our group just finished killing some monsters and decided to look through their treasure. We have a barbarian, a monk, a rogue, a paladin, and a very stoned monk (who’d just gotten over being petrified. The barbarian was a guest player so there wasn’t much of a point to giving him the expensive treasure, but he found something just about as good. 

DM (Me): *lists out all their loot, which consists of treasures, coin, alcohol, and a 6 wheels of magically preserved cheese.

Rogue OOC: Do we need to let [barbarian] have any of the treasure if we’re not gonna use him again?

Barbarian OOC: I honestly just want all of the cheese and some of the ale and wine.

DM: All of it?

Barbarian: ALL OF IT

DM: The barbarian looks with glee as he uses the rope in his pack to tie the six large wheels of cheese together for travel, this is the best day of your life.

Barbarian: I got to see my reflection, I got to cut a monster in half, and I get to have a lot of cheese, this adventure was totally worth.

later after turning in their monster hunting contract the barbarian decides to hit on the hunter guildmaster’s daughter who they’d just saved from monsters during their mission.

DM: Okay roll for seduction.

He rolls a 21

DM: what do you want to say.

Barbarian OOC: I finish a handful of cheese and my ale and I saunter up to her and say with my face covered in cheese “Hey baby, you lookin gouda”.

We all collectively facepalm, and the barbarian doesn’t get laid, but he does get to have a fun drunken night to end his guest appearance.

G63 AMG 6x6 “The Big Boy”.
The G63 AMG 6x6 is fitted with the Mercedes’ 7G-tronic seven-speed automatic transmission; its transfer case can alter between a 0.87:1 high-range ratio for on-road driving and 2.16:1 low-range ratio for off-road conditions to all six wheels in a nominal 30:40:30 split. An extra shaft delivers power to the rearmost axle. The vehicle has five electronic differential locks, which can deliver 100% lockup of all six wheels, operated by three switches on the dashboard.

The G63 AMG 6x6 is 5875 mm in length, 2110 mm in width and 2210 mm in height, having ground clearance of 460 mm and fording depth at 1000 mm. It has arch axles, almost similar to those fitted on Unimog vehicles. The vehicle was installed with 37-inch wheels featuring bead-plate design, 4196-mm wheelbase (front axle to rearmost axle) had 4105 kg of curb weight.

Mercedes-AMG M157 V8 biturbo engine 5.5L 544HP and 760Nm of Torque. Handcrafted by Michael Kübler @f1mike28 in Germany Affalterbach.
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