six gummy bears

anonymous asked:

Have you ever modelled? You'd do great, I'd love to see shots if you modelling.

I have at least 6 (six) Haribo sour gummy bears in my mouth in this photo

Aries: I’m not angry, just disappointed.

Taurus: I wish I could but I don’t want to.

Gemini: Ah, humor based on my pain.

Cancer: Do these jeans make my ego look fat?

Leo: The lord is testing me.

Virgo: Would rip their own arm off just so have something to throw at you.

Libra: Looking back in annoyance

Scorpio: If it’s not in front of me it doesn’t matter.

Sagittarius: Arson is the spice of life.

Capricorn: Coming second wouldn’t be the worst, as long as no one else comes first.

Aquarius:Should I kill myself or have a cup of coffee?

Pisces: All I’ve had today is like six gummy bears and some scotch.