siwon's mustache

  • Baekhyun: Dude, Sehun, I can't thank you enough for inviting me to this party with all your Victoria's Secret model friends you met through Miranda Kerr.
  • Sehun: I care deeply about you, Baekhyun. Mainly because Tao keeps texting me that I need to "do something about Baekhyun" every time you try to do skinship with me.
  • Baekhyun: That Tao. I always knew he was a great guy. So why are we in this tiny office?
  • Sehun: This is where the party is.
  • Baekhyun: This doesn't look like enough space to throw a birthday party for a Victoria's Secret model.
  • Siwon: Hello, Sehun. I see you brought a friend to our session.
  • Baekhyun: Sehun
  • Baekhyun: Why is Siwon here in a silly costume
  • Sehun: I apologize, I lied to you. But I hope you can forgive me, as God surely will. I did this for the greater good.
  • Sehun: This isn't Siwon, this is my therapist, Dr. Intelligence.
  • Baekhyun: That is clearly Siwon with a fake mustache and glasses.
  • Siwon: I am sorry about the fakeness of my mustache, but when I attempted to grow a real mustache people told me they felt "uncomfortable" allowing their children around me
  • Sehun: Stop being so judgemental, Baekhyun. Open your mind.
  • Siwon: It's alright. He has much to learn. Sehun, could you leave us alone to talk?
  • Sehun: Naw, our ride ditched us so I have no where to go
  • Siwon: Technically, I probably shouldn't hold a session with Baekhyun while another client is here but I'm not a real therapist so it's probably not a big deal
  • Sehun: Not a real therapist haha you're full of the jokes
  • Siwon: Yes
  • Siwon: jokes
  • Baekhyun: Eff this I don't need therapy! I need underwear models!
  • Siwon: Sehun has told me that you define your self worth by your ability to, as he puts it, "get your mack on with all the hotties."
  • Baekhyun: Yeah, so?
  • Siwon: So, it sounds like your obsession with having others view you as someone who, if you will, "makes out with everyone" has prevented you from finding true happiness.
  • Baekhyun: I'm happy! I'm happier than both of you combined.
  • Sehun: But is it real joy? Have you ever experienced real joy?
  • Baekhyun: Sehun, I've been to church with you and I don't know where this real joy you're talking about is.
  • Baekhyun: I assumed "finding true joy" was code for you letting me make out with you after the service.
  • Baekhyun: So that was a bust
  • Baekhyun: What a huge waste of time
  • Siwon: Do you really think it's a waste of time, spending quality time with Sehun?
  • Baekhyun: This is stupid, I'm leaving.
  • Sehun: You haven't been talking to Kyungsoo much lately.
  • Sehun: I heard he was upset you asked him to have an open relationship with you.
  • Baekhyun: You're a prick. I'm never falling for your tricks again.
  • Sehun: Woah, Miranda just texted me.
  • Baekhyun: Really??? What did she say??
  • Sehun: She wants to come to therapy with me next week. She's bringing some hot friends.
  • Baekhyun:
  • Baekhyun: I guess I could give this ONE more try.
  • Baekhyun: See you guys next week. -leaves-
  • Siwon: Sehun, you really shouldn't invite so many people to therapy.
  • Sehun: Oh Miranda's not coming. The text was from our manager asking when we were coming home.
  • Siwon: Pray that God can forgive your lies.

First Impressions of Mamacita:

1. OMG SM…was your creativity department asleep these past couple years because this was so AMAZING and ENTERTAINING

2. The SJ Idiots vibe is definitely apparent so SJ must’ve had some creative input

3. Someone decided it was okay for Donghae to have a gun

4. Heechul looks hot

5. Kyuhyun’s smile AHHHHHHHH

6. That is ONE LUCKY watermelon

7. Sounds like Yoo Yoojin wrote the song again

8. Looks like SJ’s gonna chase after Leeteuk

9. Siwon and his mustache fetish….

10. Ryeowook is probably a mad scientist

11. Eunhyuk is prettier than the girl

12. Sungmin looks adorable in his glasses

13. Shindong’s WINK

14. This has SJ’s signature mark of entertainment all over it. Really nailed it as the comeback of the summer, I think

15. AND WE STILL HAVE TO WAIT 4 DAYS -_-