LET PARROTS SAY FUCK 2016
Originally posted by excusemabeaute
now? of all the possible times you could do this????
don’t worry, i’m only going to hurt him~ he can’t grow up learning to fear and respect us if he’s dead.
you must have been pretty exhausted if you don’t remember, aha~ you brought some cobbler stuff over as an apology and ended up practically passing out, so i let you sleep on my nest. ‘v’
and look i’m back to normal~!
no no nonononononononononononoNO
some of them are still tWiTCHinG situ
that is called rolling. didn’t you know crows and ravens love to play in the snow? allow me to educate you so you may live life less deprived of joy
you can call me Situ~
i mean i’m still squinting heavily at whoever requested it in the first place but. it’s cute, so i can’t complain!
i’ll have you know i am the best GOD. not just some stupid “magical bird”
not really something i’d consider a monster though.
what are you squeaking about?
i don’t know when that spell of yours is going to wear off, but the last thing i need is a surprise bigger than me people-eating monster in here when it wears off. we may have made that deal thing but i still don’t trust you.
you need to go.
i’m not even made of code wow wtf
and why the hell am i an eagle????? shouldn’t i be a bird???
we must go fluffier