Tips and Tricks For Dating A Hockey Player

Sittin’ in my office with a plate of grilled bacon,
Call my buddy Dwight just to see what was shakin’
Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty
So check out how we live in the Electric City!
They call it Scranton
The Electric City
The Electric City
Lazy Scranton the Electric City
They call it that ’cause of the electricity
The city’s laid out from east to west
And our public parks and libraries are truly the best
Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider
But check that it’s covered by your health care provider!
Are you hungry? Well quit your whining
The new downtown has five-star dining
You lack coal mines and you wanna see ‘em,
Well, check it out, yo, the Anthracite Museum!
The dope thing to do, that’s several and counting
The illest place to go is Montage Mountain
Plenty of space in the parking lot,
But the little cars go in the compact spot
Spot, spot, spot, spot …
Snack attack time, don’t lose your head
We like Cugino’s for the tasty bread
They call it Scranton
The Electric City
The Electric City
The Electric City
The Electric City


❛ Been sittin’ eyes wide open behind these four walls, hopin’ you’ll call. ❜
❛ It’s just a cruel existence like it’s no point hopin’ at all. ❜
❛ Baby, I feel crazy. ❜
❛ Give me somethin’, oh, but you say nothin’. ❜
❛ What is happenin’ to me? ❜
❛ I don’t wanna live forever. ❜
❛ I know I’ll be livin’ in vain. ❜
❛ I don’t wanna fit wherever. ❜
❛ I just wanna keep callin’ your name. ❜
❛ Wondering if I dodged a bullet or just lost the love of my life… ❜
❛ I gave you something, but you gave me nothing. ❜
❛ I’ve been looking sad in all the nicest places. ❜
❛ I see you around in all these empty faces. ❜
❛ I’d love to hold you close, tonight and always. ❜
❛ I’d love to wake up next to you. ❜
❛ So we’ll piss off the neighbours. ❜
❛ A place that is so pure, so dirty and raw. ❜
❛ It’s our paradise and it’s our war zone. ❜
❛ I’ll come for you. ❜
❛ You know that I’ll save you. ❜
❛ Who you gonna call, gonna call? ❜
❛ I’ll be there, I’ll be close. ❜
❛ Who you gonna call? When you need somebody? ❜
❛ Feels right, when we take flight. ❜
❛ This ain’t a fair fight. ❜
❛ I wanna shed light. ❜
❛ Four letters is never the question. ❜
❛ You’re looking in the wrong place for my love. ❜
❛ Don’t think because you’re with me this is real. ❜
❛ Don’t stop what you’re doing ‘cause I like that too. ❜
❛ You got the right vibe. ❜
❛ Seems like you probably gotta do mine. ❜
❛ But it’s gotta be the right time. ❜
❛ We’re only good for the night time. ❜
❛ I see through your demeanor. ❜
❛ Baby, I’m a pleaser. ❜
❛ I go out my way to treat you. ❜
❛ I can’t be a teacher. ❜
❛ I’m a problem with problems. ❜
❛ I know who I am and I’m not no good. ❜
❛ You can have me tonight or never. ❜
❛ I thought you understood. ❜
❛ Baby, some people are meant to be loved and others just make it. ❜
❛ So take what I’m willing to give and love it or hate it. ❜
❛ I don’t, I don’t really know. ❜
❛ I don’t, I don’t really care. ❜
❛ Maybe keep it on the low. ❜
❛ I don’t wanna share. ❜
❛ I smoke two joints before I play video games. ❜
❛ I flew around this planet only yesterday. ❜
❛ Let’s do something good today, before it’s too late. ❜
❛ Three more joints and I’m still playing video games. ❜
❛ Who said that tomorrow will be guaranteed? ❜
❛ I’m running off of you. ❜
❛ We fly away and we ain’t running out of fuel. ❜
❛ I’m running off of you and then we fly. ❜
❛ We ain’t running out of fuel. ❜
❛ Let’s do something good today. ❜


22.4.17 || 3/100 days of productivity

Sittin in my pjs, catching up on some notes for my principles of management class and trying so hard not to fall asleep. I’m in dire need of a coffee.

Btw I have a studygram and I’m really feelin’ my feed right now so take a peek: @the_girlygeek ✌🏻