Things I have said to my cat - sentence starters

1. “Get off the table.” 

2. “Stop biting me!” 

3. “Stop eating the dog’s food. You have your own.” 

4. “You are so weird.” 

5. “You are not bringing that into the house.” 

6. “That’s my chair. You couldn’t find somewhere else to sit?” 

7. “You make a better door than a window.” 

8. “You are so cute.” 

9. “That wasn’t meant to be a toy, but okay.” 

10. “I just fed you.” 

11. “Get back here!” 

12. “Why don’t you try sleeping at night, like the rest of us.” 

13. “I’m trying to sleep.” 

14. “You’re my baby. My big, beautiful baby.” 

15. “Hey! That’s my water.” 

16. “Yes, I know I’m weird. Stop looking at me like that.” 

17. “Don’t try to play with the parrot. The parrot is not a friendly.” 

18. “No, you can’t go outside.” 

19. “Why must you knock things over?” 

20. “What’s the matter? Why are you crying?” 

21. “The woods are full of things that want to eat you, so please stay on the property.”

22. “Don’t give me that face. You know exactly what you did.” 

23. “My paperwork is not the place for you to nap.” 

24. “There you are! You goober, you scared me half to death!” 

25. “Want to sit in my lap?” 


❝I’m going to save my people. If the rest of the world paints me as a beast to be reviled and hated, so be it.❞
❝No! You can’t die, not in a place like this!❞
❝My wounds… they’re nothing! They’re nothing compared to what my people have suffered!❞
❝What’s insane about a person fighting for their country?❞
❝Don’t you idealistic twits ever give up?!❞
❝I hope you’re a strong swimmer…❞
❝What were you thinking, taking on these bandits alone? That’s beyond reckless!❞
❝We’re totally outclassed in this battle… This is insane.❞
❝I thought you’d hesitate to fight me. I’m… a little surprised.❞
❝You might actually stand a chance, if you strike quickly.❞
❝Ahh… I’m dying… on an empty stomach…❞
❝You let others do your dirty work while you run for safety. Looks like you’re running out of places to run…❞
❝Where are my guards? Why do I have to be the one to fight?!❞
❝You defeated me last time, but this time it’ll be different. Prepare yourself!❞
❝Stand back! I won’t allow you to push yourself anymore!❞
❝So, are we gonna help, or should we just stand here all day and twiddle our thumbs?❞
❝Helping you would give me great joy.❞
❝If you value your life, you will leave this place at once.❞
❝I don’t know about others, but I can tell who you are. You have one heck of a stench.❞
❝I cannot and will not allow you to spill blood upon our land!❞
❝That’s the very last life you take. Your black heart has beat long enough.❞
❝Don’t speak. Leave it all to me. You use all your strength to make sure that you survive.❞
❝Please…do not lose yourself to hate.❞
❝We both know that we should follow our hearts, even if it makes us traitors❞
❝Would you really abandon us? What kind of man are you?!❞
❝Why is it that authority figures are always so unwilling to let go of their power?❞
❝Behold a true queen! YOUR queen!❞
❝Live… No matter the pain… I will live!❞
❝No matter the task, and no matter the odds, I can only succeed at it so long as you depend on me.❞
❝What do you mean? This wound? Hardly—gnk!–worth noting…❞
❝My, you’re looking even more dashing and handsome than usual!❞
❝If you dive into battle with a conceited attitude, you’ll end up dead no matter what blood is in your veins!❞
❝A single arrow, right between the eyes? Who else could make a shot like that~?❞
❝My arrows will find you no matter where you run.❞
❝Don’t move. You’ll tear the wound wide open.❞
❝You were the only one who helped. That’s why you’re my friend. My…only friend.❞
❝How convenient. I can end this farce right now. Surrender or die.❞
❝Why wouldn’t I know the name of a cute guy/girl like you?!❞
❝Can someone tell me why I always seem to pull the short straw?❞
❝Though the price may be my life, I will never cooperate with you!❞
❝I’m not deluded enough to think that I can beat you.❞
❝Battles without rewards just aren’t my thing. It’s time for me to retreat~!❞
❝You are a festering wound in the flesh of the world! Die, and let it heal!❞
❝You’re a diamond, and other humans, mere glass beads.❞
❝I swear you’d hit on a tree if I dressed it in a skirt.❞
❝We are not done yet! We’ll continue to fight, kill, and crush our enemies!❞
❝My…what a stupid speech…❞
❝Ohhh… you are truly a banquet for the eyes as well as the… spirit. I’m quite overcome!❞
❝How is it that anyone could risk a precious treasure like you in battle?❞
❝Listen…Would you mind rejoining the enemy?❞
❝The world simply could not bear to be without me. Your crude weapons have no force against true magnificence!❞
❝Glad to see you’re still barely clinging to that last shred of sanity.❞
❝You’re the one who agreed to guard me, so do your duty and obey your orders!❞
❝I’m going to tear you apart, as I’ve been wanting to do for years.❞
❝Wait… You want me to fight THAT? Are you insane?!❞
❝Do not presume to understand me, you ridiculous boy/girl!❞
❝I could never decide if you were more greedy or more corrupt. Stupid was never in the question, though.❞
❝The only way for the weak to survive is to cling to the strong.❞
❝A new girlfriend? Is she blind or something?❞
❝Well, well… Look at this cute little thing.❞
❝You’re not nearly as insensitive as the others say. Deep down, you’re a big softie.❞
❝Ah, here comes the great strategist! Don’t be so shy. Come sit next to me.❞

Good Will Hunting Starters

  • I’m holdin’ out for somethin’ better. 
  • You don’t know about real loss, ‘cause that only occurs when you’ve loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much.
  • I look at you. I don’t see an intelligent, confident man. I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. 
  • If you ever disrespect ___ again, I will end you. I will fucking end you
  • Yeah, maybe. But at least I won’t be unoriginal. 
  • He just sat there, counting the seconds until the session was over. It was pretty impressive, actually. 
  • No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You just left. I don’t know much, but I know that. 
  • Are we gonna have a problem here? 
  • Why? So I can realize she’s not that smart, that she’s fuckin’ boring? Y'know? I mean…this girl is like fuckin’ perfect right now, I don’t wanna ruin that. 
  • You’re not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you’ve met, she’s not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you’re perfect for each other. 
  • I mean that way you could actually go through the rest of your life without ever really knowing anybody. 
  • Well, what aren’t you scared of? 
  • You live in this safe little world where no one challenges you and you’re scared shitless to do anything else but defend yourself!
  • Oh no. Don’t, don’t, don’t tell me about my world. 
  • I’m afraid? What am I afraid of? What the fuck am I afraid of? 
  • You’re afraid of me! You’re afraid that I won’t love you back!
  • I want to hear you say you don’t love me.
  • It’s not your fault. 
  • People call those imperfections, but no, that’s the good stuff. 
  • Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples? 
  • No. No, no no no. Fuck you, you don’t owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me.
  • Jesus Christ. You know the fuckin’ date?
  • You ripped my fuckin’ life apart.
  • Not unless you grab my ass.
  • You’ll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you’re afraid to take the first step because all you see is every negative thing 10 miles down the road.
  • Most days I wish I’d never met you 'cause then I could sleep at night. I didn’t have to walk around with the knowledge that there was someone like you out there. 
  • I didn’t have to watch you throw it all away.
  • You fuckin’ retarded? You went all the way out there in the rain and you didn’t bring the number?
  • You don’t wanna hear that… no, you don’t wanna hear that.
  • Thank you… But I was, you know, hoping for a good night kiss
  • Nail them while they’re vulnerable, that’s my motto.
  • What the fuck are we gonna do that we can’t spare fifteen minutes?
  • If you were gonna fight them, why didn’t you fight them back there? We got snacks now!
  • You’re an idiot. I’ve been sitting there all night waiting for you to come over to talk to me. But I’m tired now, and I have to go home, and couldn’t just keep sitting there waiting.

                                         ❝ that’s what people never understand:
            they see us hard little pretty things, brightly lacquered and sequin-studded,
                               and they laugh, they mock, they arouse themselves.
                                                       they miss everything.
                             you see, these glitters and sparkle dusts and magicks?
                      it’s war paint, it’s feather and claws, it’s BLOOD SACRIFICE. ❞

                                    INDIE , PRIV , & SELECTIVE DAPHNE BLAKE 
                                                         as written by dani


                  you sit there in your heartache   ,   waiting on some beautiful boy to save you from your old ways      :     you play forgiveness  ,   watch it now , here he comes    !    he doesn’t look a thing like jesus  ,   but he talks like a gentleman   ,   like you imagined when you were young    .       /       ind   .   brandi broke   .

Introducing: Northaen


What I’m Looking For: RP! Of all shapes and sizes. You want our characters to have history? Let’s fucking work it up! I’m super down! You want our characters to meet? Let’s do it! You want our characters to hate each other? Hell yeah. Just shoot me a message or a starter, and we can get the ball rolling.

Fandom: World of Warcraft

Sole Faction or Cross-Faction: I am open to cross-faction most definitely!

Faction I Play: Horde

Server: Wyrmrest Accord

Venues I Actively Roleplay In: Tumblr and Discord.

Favorite Type of RP: Anything and everything. I love building up relationships between my character and others’ (whether it be platonic, a hateship, business-oriented, romantic, it doesn’t matter). I also love following set plots (though I’m absolutely dreadful at coming up with them).

Triggers: Nothing.

Things I Will Not RP: I will not RP any sort of sexual assault or abuse, simply out of respect for both myself and whoever I may be RPing with. Nor will I RP anything even remotely NSFW with a minor.

RP Strong Points: Dialogue. And being super wordy. I’m definitely a para-poster, and even when I try not to be, it happens.

RP Weak Points: I take a while to respond sometimes. Not in terms of many days or weeks, but when I’m sitting down to RP, it can take me a while to pound out the words. But I’ve been told the quality is decent enough to warrant the wait.


Name: Northaen Sunmourn

Nickname: North

Race: Sin’dorei

FC (If Applicable; Picture Optional): Luke Evans

Can Currently Be Found In: Silvermoon City, for now

Would They Be Known:  Probably not. North is a bit of a loner, not making very many lasting connections in his days on Azeroth. However, if your character is a bit of a traveler and/or frequents Northrend, you may have met North. If you’d like to set up some sort of history with him, I am more than down.

Personality:  Witty, a total smart-ass, alpha male, doesn’t take much of anything too seriously, can easily get his pride wounded. And, on occasion, he can talk too much. That occasion being all the time.

Language(s): Thalassian, Orcish, Gutterspeak, Common, Darnassian, some Zandali and Taurahe.

Height: 6′0

Body Type: Tall and with a very toned build. He is not an absolute brute, but he’s got enough meat on his bones to show that he does, indeed, work out.

Eye Color: Fel-tainted green

Hair Color: Very dark brown, bordering black

Age: Well into adulthood

Notable Scars, Marks, etc: Missing half of one ear, a deep scar diagonally stretching across his left cheek, and numerous lashing scars on his back.

Tattoos/Piercings: No piercings. Across his chest, he has a large, hyperrealistic piece depicting a set of antlers. Down the left arm is a sleeve of a heavily forested and mountainous landscape, and on the right arm is an underwater piece.

First Appearances: He looks like exactly what he is: a man of the wild. His hair is never tame, always haphazardly pulled back into a half-up, half-down style. The leather and mail that he wears look well-worn and lived in. He doesn’t truly put all that much effort into his appearance, aside from keeping his facial hair in control.

What To Expect: Quips and mock. And an attempt to become the leader of the pack in any room, any situation.

Where I RP: Tumblr and Discord. If you’d like, you can send me a message and I’ll give you my Discord, or we can work something out via Tumblr. :)


i’m a   reckless   mistake  !!  i’m a cold night’s   intake.   i’m a one night   too long,   i'mma come on   too strong.   all my life, i’ve been living in the   fast lane  !!    can’t   slow down,   i’m a rollin’   freight train.   one more time, gotta start   all over  !!   can’t   slow down,   i’m a   LONE RED ROVER.   i’m a hold my   cards   close, i'mma   wreck   what i   love   most. i’m a   first class   let down,   i’mma   shut up.   sit down.  

hey guys! i’m c! i’m super excited to be here and to plot with you all!! i brought in my two sons so i hope y’all like them! it’s been a hot minute since i’ve been in a group rp so sit tight whilst i try and plot with all you beautiful people !! so you’ll find all of their info under the cut. i have discord if you wanna chat/plot or you can hmu in the tumblr messenger

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anonymous asked:

I see you posting and made me think have not seen you and Petra post in a while. Are things okay with them? That OTP better not be done already. I will be angry!!!!! Veth and Petra are my favorite ship to read.

[ Lol, everything is fine. The both of us have just been very busy irl and have had little time to sit down and RP, but the ship is still afloat, I promise. ^^ ]

anonymous asked:

okay. *sits* so... tell me about yourself. you seem like someone who has a lot of stories to share. *beat* if you're okay with that. ~ fiddle

it’s okay, uhmmm which one to tells ya though oh i know!!
 when i was 11 Ise had no where ta stay so ise was walking an ise saw this big building it was so pretty ise snuck up the fire escape ts peek inside an there was these people all dancing round and a man playing piano an this lady was watching em and tellin em what to change. theys took a break and the lady she saw me called out hey kid whatcha doing up there. Ise was so startled i slipped an fell off the escape cut my shoulder and chest  up real good ise thinks ise blacked out cause ise woke up in a bed it was so soft with the lady watching over me her name was Miss Lily, she was always so nice ta me anyway after ise was all better she let me stay as long as i worked i helped clean and i was taught ta play the piano and sometimes ise even played it in a show once it was so great. *continues to tell more stories about his time at the theatre* 

Sitting at her desk, she stared down at the papers upon her desk, but yet she found herself unable to focus. Instead she was focused on the mistakes she’s made, flashes of their faces scorched her mind, memories of their times together, she could practically feel her chest swell in pain. For once the Countess felt lost, she took a wrong turn and she didn’t know how to get back to where she was. In a swift motion she pushed herself from her chair, her nostrils flared and fists balled as she tried to contain the terrifying emotions swirling around inside her, but they were like demons, unrelenting in their advances to escape. 

Those arms that usually brought comfort to so many for the first time in ages lifted and in a burst of anger she cleared her desk completely off, all the glass objects shattering against the ground, the ink well staining the floors and papers that followed it down. “RAAGH!” She screamed out at the top of her lungs, tears threatening to fall from her eyes. Turning on her heel, her hands were finding the books that were neatly placed in the bookshelf behind her, pulling them free and hurling them across the room. After about five books the Countess finally broke, her eyes closing as she pressed her forehead against one of the shelves, tears flowing from her eyes as she sobbed now. Her knees gave in and she fell to the ground, a balled fist hitting the wall as she shook her head and tried desperately to stop crying.

‘You’re stronger than this.’

‘They didn’t love or care for you, forget them all.’

The slow crack of the door was heard as Rosie stepped in, looking around for the Countess and seeing the mess, a frown was given, she saw him leave earlier, so she knew what it all was about. “M-Madame.. You have a letter.. From a friend I think..” She pipped up, carefully treading further inside her office, unable to actually see the Countess.

Miersae wiped her tears with her gloved hand, she was stronger than this, pushing herself from the floor she turned to face Rosie, offering the woman a smile. “Thank you, Rosie. I appreciate it. Could you fetch me the mop? I’ve been dropping things all day.” She laughed, acting as if nothing was wrong, but the look Rosie gave her, told her that the facade wasn’t working. “I’m fine, Rosie.” She said reassuringly before reaching to grab the letter, it was from Talorathor, a bit of a shock, but a welcome one at that, he always proved willing to listen to her when she needed an ear to cry to. Resting it on the now cleared desk, she’d read it later. For now she moved to begin cleaning the mess she made, starting with the precious books. “Ma’am.. It wasn’t your fault.. Things will be alright.. You’ve turned everything around for the better.. I promise you.” Was all Rosie had to say as she departed to get the mop and broom.