sit down peasant

“The Lighting”

Give us light on our stage
How can we disclose
We playwrights and actors
Images to the world in semi-darkness ?
The sleepy twilight sends to sleep.
Yet we need our watchers wide awake.
Indeed we need them vigilant.
Let them dream in brightness.
The little bit
Of night that’s wanted now and then
Our lamps and moons can indicate.
And we with our acting too can keep
The times of day apart.
The Elizabethan wrote us
Verses on a heath at evening
Which no lights will ever reach
Nor even the heath itself embrace.
Therefore flood full on
What we have made with work
That the watcher may see
The indignant peasant
Sit down upon the soil of Tavastland
As though it were her own.

—   Brecht
Exo reaction to seeing a ghost

Sehun: I can’t believe that we have to go through this shit!

Kai: Aww grow some balls … wait I forgot you don’t have any

Sehun: Why you little bit-

Tao: Guys let’s please just hurry up and get this over with

Baekhyun: Why the rush we have all the time in the world

Luhan:*glaring at Baekhyun*

Baekhyun:*hugging xiumin*

Xiumin:*rolls his eyes*

Luhan: Hey guys did you hear that somebody died in this house?

Sehun: Uh duh bitch that’s why its called a haunted house…..peasant

Luhan: I know that you dumbass ….I mean do you know what really happened in this house

Sehun: No and I could care less

Luhan: So anyways here’s what happened

Chanyeol: Wait how do you know what happened?

Luhan: I just do alright

Chanyeol: Yeah but how?

Luhan: Chanyeol please take your big ass ears and have several seats alright thank you

Chanyeol:*sliently sits down*

Sehun: ha ha peasants

Luhan: So anyways one night a guy brought his friends and his side hoe to this house….

Tao: Why?

Luhan: Because they were rebellious and shit and breaking into houses was the shit don’t ask me why but anyways they were planning to drink so they did and-

Sehun: BORING!!! This just sounds stupid and your obviously making up this story to scare a certain someone its predictable what’s going to happen..

Luhan: Oh really then what happens

Sehun: Side hoe messes with the wrong hoe and ends up getting their ass killed so moral of the story is to not be a big booty hoe

Chanyeol: What the?

Luhan: Well I just ….I um

Sehun: Big booty hoe is Baekhyun , angry hoe is Luhan and hoes boyfriend is Xiumin problem solved

Tao: aww you’re so smart sehun

Sehun: baby I know

Baekhyun: Did this bitch just call me a hoe?

Luhan: Stop lying!

Xiumin: Since when were we dating?

Luhan: umm we’ve been dating xiumin don’t act stupid

Xiumin: umm I’m not and you and your delusional ass need to go to Church

Luhan: Xiumin don’t lie you know you can’t resist this

Sehun: you thirsty ass hating ass jealous ass delusional ass hoe do we need to go to therapy

Kai: shhh guys did you hear that?

Chanyeol: I heard it too

Baekhyun: I hear it too xiumin I’m scared hold me

Xiumin: Just hold onto me Baekhyun

Luhan: Chanyeol I’m scared!

Chanyeol: So?

Luhan: So aren’t you going to protect me?

Chanyeol: ummm sure?

Luhan: isn’t he dreamy

Baekhyun: Xiumin you’re my hero

Xiumin: yeah yeah whatever

Luhan: Can we please sacrifice Baekhyun?

Baekhyun: *gasps*

Luhan: Why did kyungsoo have to get arrested out of all times why did it have to be today?


Baekhyun: Xiumin are you going to let him speak to me that way?

Xiumin: Luhan that wasn’t very nice ….apologize to Baekhyun

Luhan: It doesn’t deserve an apology

Baekhyun: Oh so I’m an “it” now?

Luhan: yes you are!

Kai: Guys I hear it again

Tao: Maybe we should get out of here!

Chanyeol: maybe Tao’s right!

Sehun: No we’ve gotten dragged into this stupid house and we are not about to leave because we are winners not quitters right Tao?!


Sehun: Tao?

Tao:*took his ass and left*

Kai: Ha your boyfriend just left you!

Sehun: No he didn’t you stupid peasant he would never leave me behind

Tao:*sounds of a car driving off in the distance*

Sehun: That bitch