I love how the synopsis for episode 6 is all “Clary and Izzy go on this badass mission to see the iron sisters, Simon and Maia also go on a mission to find Luke and it’s probably gonna be bloody and messy and horrible also a terrible truth is gonna be uncovered…
… But Malec are FINALLY going on their date ‘bout fucking time amirite?”
i’m going to be really pissed if we don’t get to see the dinner raphael has been invited to because??? simons sister will be there too and she’s going to stare at both of them, smirking and giving simon kicks under the table because she’s like “dude dude i see what’s going on” and raphael being all polite and just! sitting! there! talking to simons mom and simon can tell she already loves him and someday she’ll try to talk to simon alone and is like “monkey, you do know you can tell me everything? it’s totally okay. i figured when i met your band manager he seems nice but there’s something else.” and then he starts to panic because he things she notices they’re vampires but then she’s like “you too are such a cute couple :) i support you no matter what” and because he’s still scared and terrified by the thought of telling his mom that he basically died he just says “i’m so glad he told you so i didn’t have to but wait what” and i just gdfgsajhdfsakfhdgs
WHAT ABOUT SIMONS MOM??!?!?? DID HE JUST DISAPPEAR AND NOT COME HOME? HAS SHE NOT SEEN HIM SINCE EP 9??? IS SHE OKAY? HOW IS REBECCA? DO THEY KNOW HE’S “ALIVE” OR ARE THEY WORRIED SICK??? I NEED ANSWERS
On this day in music history: January 6, 1973 - “You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon hits #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for 3 weeks. Written by Carly Simon, it is the biggest hit for the New York City born singer and songwriter. Working with producer Richard Perry (Nilsson, Ringo Starr, The Pointer Sisters), Simon relocates to London to record her third studio album “No Secrets” (which tops the Top 200 for 5 weeks on January 13, 1973) in the Fall of 1972. Entering the Hot 100 at #99 on December 2, 1972, it leaps to the top of the chart five weeks later. There is much speculation over the subject of Simon’s song about a self absorbed lover, leading the public and media to believe it is either Mick Jagger who sings background vocals on the song, musician Cat Stevens, actor Warren Beatty, or Simon’s former label boss David Geffen to name a few. Over the years, Simon remains close mouthed about the subject of the song, though claims that the name of the person is whispered backwards into the re-recorded version of “Vain”. In November of 2015 before publishing her memoir, Carly confirms that the second verse of the song is indeed about Warren Beatty, but has yet to reveal who else is being referred to. “You’re So Vain” is certified Gold in the US by the RIAA, and is inducted in the Grammy Hall Of Fame in 2004.
summary: You are Negan’s sister and you and Simon go on a run and get separated by walkers. (fluff happens)
was requested :)
“Please!!” You ask
Negan. Negan frowns, he was pouring himself a cup of scotch and looked at you,
“Give me a reason” he says. You smile, “I’m an adult and I can take care of
myself” you say. Negan just laughs at that, “sure kiddo” he takes a sip. You’ve
wanted to go out of the Sanctuary for a while now, but your older brother Negan
wouldn’t allow it.
sit down on one of his couches, “well” you say, you look at him and make a
small smile, “what if your right hand man comes with me?” you ask.
he raises a brow and chugs his drink down. You blush lightly, “yeah… him” you
say. You always sort of liked Simon. How could you not? He was a sweet guy and
has one of those beautiful smiles you can stare at all day. You hardly talked
to him though, he was mostly out going to the Hilltop, sometimes the Kingdom,
or was just hiding around in the Sanctuary.
Negan could say anything else a knock is heard and Simon comes in. Negan
smiles, “ah Si” he says walking over and giving him a pat on the back, “my sister
(y/n) wants to go on a run and you’re going to take care of her now are we?” he
grins. Simon looks at you and nods, “uhh sure” he says. Negan chuckles, “good!”
smile and start to head out. Finally! You were finally getting some fresh air
looks at Negan, “I thought I was suppose to-“
take care of it” Negan says, “just bring her back safely… I trust you.” Simon
nods and heads out following you to the car.
leads you to his truck; you get into the passenger seat and put on the
seatbelt. Simon leaves his seatbelt aside as he didn’t really care for one; he
looks at you, “ready?” he asks and you nod. The car starts moving and you look
out the window watching trees pass by and walkers roaming around. You look back
and see the Sanctuary disappearing as you are getting far away from it.
keeps his eyes on the road but he looks at you and smile, “so” he says, “why
did you wanted to come on a run?” he asks. You look at him and blush a bit,
“well… fresh air” you replied. “We have fresh air at the garden” Simon says and
shrugs, “but okay!” You sit back and rub your arm a bit; “also maybe we could
hang out” you smile at him. Simon chuckles a bit and looks at you, “really?” he
asks. You nod blushing, “yeah.” Simon just looks back at the road smiling, you
could tell he was flatter and trying to hide his blush, you didn’t mind.
the empty town Simon stops by, you get out and walk over to a store with him.
Simon went into the back room while you stayed at the center of the store
looking through the aisles. The store was dark as most of the windows were
covered up, as if someone used to live here. You hum and look through some old
folded up clothes; you pick out a dress and smile. You turn to a broken mirror
and hold the dress up to see how it would look at you.
you hear Simon say behind you. You blush madly and turn to him and laugh
stupidly, “thanks I’m planning to get it” you smile. Simon walks over, “you
should” he says “and maybe come with me to the bar later” he grins. You smile
back and stroke the dress’ fabric with your thumb as you look down, “Negan
doesn’t allow me in the bar” you say.
he breathes out, and lightly picks your chin up; “why not my room… give me a
small fashion show” he chuckles. You blush at how close your faces are. “I’ll
sneak over” you say almost whispering.
starts to lean down and presses his lips against yours, kissing you for the
first time. You kiss back and place a hand on his shoulder, letting go of the
dress as you two kiss sweetly; Simon presses his hands against your hips and
slowly slips tongue in your mouth. You smile and slowly pull away looking up at
him, Simon grins, moving your hair back behind your ear, “Your brother is going
to kill me” he chuckles.
you and Simon hear banging on the wall from outside. Simon makes a sigh and
starts taking out his knife, “probably one of those damn things” he says,
walking over to the window. You shrug and pick up your dress but suddenly stop
as Simon says, “holy shit.”
you ask. Simon starts to back off; “we gotta go” he says and goes over grabbing
your hand. You look at him confused, “Simon” you say wanting an answer.
Suddenly the door opens and a walker comes in and you look back seeing a herd
of them outside. Simon starts to shoot with his pistol, “to the back!” He says
and you two rush over to the back door but once Simon opens it there was
walkers surrounded the area. You started to feel scared and held on Simon’s
hand tightly. Simon hands you another gun as he starts to shoot, “c’mon!” he
says and rushes out with you. The two of you run out and you shoot walkers in
front of you while Simon shoots the back.
once you shot most of the walkers in sight you two stop to catch your breath.
You pant and turn to Simon, “w-where’s the truck?” you ask. Simon points behind
him, “all the way to the entrance” he says, “look (y/n) you gotta trust me” he
pants, “go to the right side and I’ll meet you at the truck! There are hardly
any walkers there!”
shake your head as your scared and leaving him alone?! “N-no” you say. “Go” he
says and starts to head off. “Be careful!” you called out and head to the
does kill most of the walkers until he runs out of ammo; he starts to run to
the truck with some walkers chasing after him. He gets into the truck and
pants, he looks over to the passenger seat expecting to see you but you aren’t
there. He looks outside for you but doesn’t see you in sight; suddenly a walker
bangs on the window. Simon frowns as some more walkers come to the truck, he
backs up the car and starts to head back Sanctuary.
Simon was loosing his shit, you are probably still there, being eaten alive, he
frowns at that thought and also you are Negan’s sister! Negan trusted him and
he failed. Simon bites his bottom lip and knows he’s going to be in deep shit
once he arrives to the Sanctuary… Maybe he doesn’t have to go home. He starts
to think widely but he still goes to the Sanctuary, as he knows he can’t let
Negan down and has to be a man and tell Negan himself.
the Sanctuary Negan was outside with one of his wives on his lap, he looks over
seeing the truck. “Ah excuse me darling,” he tells her as she gets off. Negan
walks over smiling, but then his smile fades, as he doesn’t see you. Before he
asks anything Simon rushes over, “I-im sorry Negan” he says, “there was a herd
Negan asks, “and you lost my sister in that?!” He yells at him. Simon backs up
a bit, “we separated I-I thought-“
THOUGHT WRONG!” Negan’s almost screaming at him and everyone outside looked
over. Simon didn’t know what else to say he was scared, Negan never been this
mad at him. Negan turned around and face palm groaning. A few seconds later he
makes a sigh and looks at Dwight, “hand me Lucille,” he says. Simon’s eyes
widen, “negan” he says.
fuckin trusted you” Negan growls. Dwight slowly hands him Lucille and look over
at Simon feeling bad. Simon makes a small sigh and gets ready shutting his eyes
tightly, ready to be hit. Negan holds Lucille to the side getting prepared but
there was a loud bang on the gates.
A voice called out. Negan looks over and sees you, “(y/n)!!” he says and Simon
looks over. You wave and are covered in dirt and a bit scratched up. Simon
quickly rushes over, opening the gate and hugging tightly, “where were you?” he
asks. You pant, ‘I-I took a short cut, I’m sorry” you say. Simon continues to
hug you, you kiss him deeply. Simon kisses back for you, he was still scared of
Negan so he pulls away after a few seconds. Negan forms a smile and hands
Lucille back to Dwight and hugs onto you.
hell (y/n)” he says and kisses your cheek. You smile and nuzzles Simon and pat
his back, “I’m fine like I said” you say. Negan nods and scoffs, “dirty though”
he chuckles and looks at Simon. Simon looks back at him, “I-I’m still sorry” he
says, Negan sighs, “just a warning’ he makes a smile again, “at least she’s