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The Seventh Rule of Acquisition

by moon_moth

Rom sends Nog to Professor O'Brien’s school as a punishment, but things are turning out differently than expected. He’s been hanging around with that Human boy, Jake Sisko- which everyone but Jake and Nog themselves seems to agree is a bad idea. So what’s Rom going to do about it?

Words: 889, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English



from AO3 works tagged ‘Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’ http://ift.tt/2aGiKiS

Okay so I made this a while ago and it fills me with joy to see people using it.

I NOW GIVE YOU A NEW ONE. TO COUNTER THE GUL DUKAT

FUN ALLOWED SISKO

FOR ALL OF YOUR “WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN IN STAR TREK” NEEDS.

It is 1701% tested and approved by this Borg Queen. Use when your headcanons are told “ohh not canon you can’t yadaada” or whatever you see fit. 

ENJOY

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[Whenever I hear somebody talking about how Avery Brooks is too bombastic/eccentric/quirky as Captain Sisko, I just sit there thinking, “Have you even seen William Shatner playing Captain Kirk? Talk about over-the-top - but people generally just accept that as part of the charm of the show.” (I still have a lot of affection for the original series and for Shatner, but I sometimes feel like Brooks gets more shit for a much more subtle - maybe even better - performance than Shatner.)]

picturesinhismind  asked:

pokemon go on DS9 and the replimat is a gym but quark's bar isn't even a pokestop and quark is sO MAD ABOUT IT. he goes to sisko who shrugs. "i didn't design it". in the security office, Odo quietly chuckles. anyway hi how're you doing

alternatively: the security office gets listed as one and odo is BEYOND infuriated. and the bajoran temple. and garak’s shop. the replimat is the only location willingly listed and everyone else just wishes children and the future-equivalent of millennials would stop loitering in their doorways

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last year’s pop hit returns, covered by the enterprising Cpt. James Tiberius Kirk, featuring Mr. Hikaru Sulu and Cpts. Picard, Sisko, and Janeway

original lyrics written by @poet-tree-lines​, riker-wears-a-skant, and @geekboots, recorded by @canuckianhawkguy​, based on this post and original music and lyrics by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars

transcript of parody lyrics below the break…

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