whovianayesha  asked:

Congratulation on the 501 followers!!!💞🎉🎉🎉 So happy for you love!!! 32 ,39 with Sirius black please!!

Hi darling! Thank you so much!! <3 (lols, followers actually dropped to 500 because someone must have been annoyed with my spam today)

Celebrating 500 followers with THESE PROMPTS all week.

32. I know you’re making fun of me, but that sexy voice is kinda getting me going.

39. That’s my future wife!

Harry Potter - Sirius Black x fem!Reader


With the clink of your knife against your champagne flute, you stood and walked towards the dance floor at the middle of the Potter-Evans wedding tent. Everyone slowly began to quiet down, to offer you their attention, but a giant “shhh” from your fiance Sirius got the entire room to fall into complete silence.

You turned to look at the place where Sirius sat beside James, his tie and boutonniere matching your bridesmaid dress, and gave him an appreciative smile. In response, you received an exaggerated wink, one that in other circumstances might make you hot and bothered, but now only made you chuckle. You turned your attention back to the crowd.

“Love is such a hard thing to define. I don’t know if I could ever find words to truly express the complexity of such an emotion. It is an emotion felt in the heart long before it makes sense to the mind, illusive and uncertain until suddenly it just clicks.

“Like so many things in this world, we tend to know it when we see it in others, even if we can’t be sure of it ourselves. And I can say for certain we all see it when we look at Lily and James.”

You turned to your best friend Lily and offered her a smile. She reached out to grab James’s hand as he sat beside her, both offering you their full attention. You returned your attention to the room.

“We see love when James smiles at Lily when she talks about potions. We see love when their hands instinctively find each other’s in moments of stress. We see love when Lily laughs at one of James’s objectively unfunny jokes.”

“Hey,” James screamed at your back, but Lily hit his arm allowing you to continue.

“We see love every time James’s attention is pulled when someone says Lily’s name. And most importantly, we see love in the way they love us, in the way them each loving each other has made them better friends and family members, fighters and dreamers, the way together they work for the greater good and pull out that goodness in all who know them.

“Their love is a testament to all of us of what a relationship should be: honest, compassionate, joyous, and committed, willing to try new things and open to change and criticism. So thank you, Lily and James, for allowing all of us to bear witness to your love, to learn from you and grow with you. May you always be a beacon of light to those of us who may not always know the way. May love win this thing, not just today, but all days. Cheers.”

You raised your glass as the room echoed with a chorus of “cheers,” only to be interrupted by Sirius screaming, “That’s my future wife!” before downing the entirety of his champagne.

You walked off the dance floor and made back for your head table, walking behind Sirius as you made for your seat beside Lily. You stopped as Sirius reached back to grab you by the waist.

“Amazing, darling,” Sirius said.

“I think you should have another drink, love,” you whispered to him, “I find you way too sober to be tolerable at the moment.” You began to play with his tie as he pulled you down to sit on his lap.

I know you’re making fun of me, but that sexy voice is kinda getting me going,” Sirius said before nuzzling into your shoulder. He nipped lightly at your skin which burst you into a fit of giggles.

James leaned over Sirius’s plate and waited patiently until you both turned towards him.

“You know, Y/N, you may think my love of Lily is some shining beacon but I learned how to love her by watching him,” James said, lifting his chin towards Sirius. Sirius pulled you so your back was pressed against his chest as he continued to nuzzle into your shoulder. You turned to meet his eyes but he wouldn’t look at you.

“He loves you so much, Y/N. Always has.”

“Damn right,” Sirius growled peppering your exposed shoulder with kisses. “I’m the king of loving this woman.“

“I’ll quote you on that at your wedding,” James laughed before returning his attention to his new wife.

You fell back into Sirius’s chest, giving up on ever returning to your seat, so consumed by the love of the man behind you, as Remus stood to make his toast. 


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Harry Potter tags: @tessimagines

Sorry About Him | Part 2

Prompt:  Hi can i request for a Soulmate AU where the first words of your soulmate is tattooed on you .. I’ve seen this concept on tumblr but not a story or imagine or anything of the sorts can it in the marauders era (most probably Sirius Black or Remus Lupin … Thanks in advance

A/N: Here is part 2! It’s a long one folks and I’m actually nervous about posting this for some reason! 

Young!Remus x Reader, Young!Sirius x Reader-ish 

Warnings: Angst!

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The Ball finally arrived. You had butterflies in your stomach from the moment Sirius had asked you. You, Mary and Daisy were helping each other get ready, perfecting the other’s make-up and making sure the dresses were crease-free. You opted for a dress that tied in a large but elegant bow in the back. It was your favourite but for some reason, it felt all wrong tonight. You’d picked it out not that long ago when dress shopping specifically for the ball and you had adored it then. Why not now? You pulled gently at the skirt, frowning as you tried to look at every angle in the mirror. It wasn’t just you struggling.

“Are you sure this looks okay? The sleeves aren’t too…silly?” Mary grimaced at her own dress.

“You look beautiful, Mary. Both of you do.” Daisy said as she fixed Mary’s sleeves back to how they were before Mary had been tugging at them. She moved to you and fixed the bow. She put her hands on your shoulders and looked at Mary through the mirror. “Are we ready?” You both nodded.  

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Sirius falling in love with you

Request: Headcanons about Sirius falling in love with a sassy Ravenclaw reader ?

Originally posted by millyboo16

  • normally he would be the sassy one and wouldn’t like the other person to be like that
  • but holy shit, he never thought that sassiness could be so attractive on you
  • like he didn’t really notice you before
  • but one time he was in the hallway
  • when suddenly he hears someone saying “honey i tried to put myself in your shoes but they were cheap and ugly, just like you” and his head SNAPPED in your direction
  • like he needed to see who threw that burn
  • and he caught just a glimpse of you because you were walking at a fast pace
  • and you were laughing
  • and he thought you were really gorgeous
  • so at dinner he was watching the Ravenclaw table, hoping to see you and be able to watch you
  • not in a creepy way. he just wanted to see more of your beauty
  • he just admired your wit. that was all. nothing more.
  • but boy, was he wrong
  • a few weeks passed and he couldn’t stop thinking about you or staring at you
  • and he swore he caught you looking at him a couple of times
  • so he decides to finally go talk to you after dinner
  • he caught you in the hall and gently grabbed you by your wrist
  • you looked at him surprised
  • “Hey,” he said, rubbing the back of his neck nervously. Nervously? Couldn’t be, Sirius doesn’t get nervous. Must be from the mashed potatoes. He remembered he read that mashed potatoes give you anxiety.
  • “Oh, hi,” you said, not quite understanding why would he talk to you.
  • “I’m Sirius,” he said.
  • “You don’t say,” You roll your eyes and smile. “You’re the player, aren’t you? Well, nice to meet you, I’m the coach,” you said proudly, shaking his hand.
  • “Woah, you’re a natural. Teach me your ways.” He laughed. You were really amazing.
  • You grinned, not really believing this was happening. You’ve liked Sirius for some time now. “Sorry, a magician never reveals.” You fake pouted.
  • “Or maybe…” he said, licking his lips, “if I were to take you on a date, maybe you would consider revealing just one secret? A little one?” He smiled.
  • “I’m gonna have to think about that.”
  • but of course you accepted, the next day you sent him a note during Charms saying ‘i would like to see if you are worthy of knowing my secrets, peasant. meet me in the hallway at 5 pm’
  • and as he read the note he couldn’t stop smiling
  • there was just something different about you, something about you made him feel different
  • after a while you started dating
  • and as everyday passed he would be more and more smitten by you
  • he would love to go on study dates with you, but he wouldn’t actually study
  • he’d sit with his head in your lap and listen to you study because you liked to repeat out loud
  • or he noticed how when he kisses the corner of your mouth, you would grab him by the collar and kiss him every single time
  • also when you kissed he loved to cup your face and caress your cheeks
  • he was being so gentle with you sjsjsjsjk
  • and when you two would cuddle he would place your head on his chest and run his fingers through your hair
  • and when he knew you were asleep he whispered “i’m so in love with you” and placed a kiss on your temple
  • but hello you weren’t asleep yet and you heard it
  • you smiled and snuggled against his chest

anonymous asked:

okay is this a concept or what: lazy day with sirius where you spend the day cuddling and watching movies and having a popcorn fight

THAT IS SO CUTE AWWW *sings* oh how i wish that was meeeee

smh the gif keeps freezing but if u get the chance to see it…..I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE THAT HAPPENING (link to it here if it’s not working bc IT IS WORTH VIEWING I SWEAR)

it would start off as a cute lazy day filled with cuddles and kisses on the forehead and boops on the nose, but then it would progressively get more playful. 

sirius tries showing off by catching popcorn in his mouth, one by one. then you try tossing some for him to catch. and then he does the same to you. and the next thing you know you and sirius are running around your living room and kitchen chucking popcorn at each other until he finally grabs the whole ass bowl and dumps it on you LMAO

he’s lucky he’s cute and it helps that you got to clean off afterwards in the shower together ;)

anonymous asked:

Hello I was wondering if I could get a ship, I’m a short chubby girl with a big love for animals, I also enjoy creative things such as drawing singing and writing original stories. I like to wear whatever I feel like even if it’s “not in style” however I do have very low self esteem and I have some chemical imbalance in my head I do take medicine for (depression, anxiety and paranoia) but even with that I make sure to protect the things and ones I love no matter the cost!

MCU

T’Challa

  • T’Challa adored you.
  • Honestly, he loved you so much and always treated you like a Queen.
  • Because after all, you were his Queen.
  • He loved you curves and always told you how beautiful you were.
  • T’Challa was handsy af but only when you two were alone because he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable.
  • When you felt insecure he told you a hundred times how gorgeous you were.
  • And you could see it in his eyes that he was totally honest.
  • It always made you feel happy and loved.
  • T’Challa loved listening to you singing because you had such a beautiful voice and the songs sounded so different and foreign, but he loved it.
  • So you sang to him almost every night before falling asleep and he fell deeper and deeper in love with you.
  • T’Challa got really invested in your mental disorders, so he could always be there to help you when you needed him.
  • Because you were the most important person in his life and his biggest goal was to make you feel loved.

DCEU

Barry Allen

  • Ooh, this little dork loved you so much.
  • And he was always there for you, no matter what.
  • Especially when you anxiety kicked in and you needed someone who told you that everything’s going to be okay and held you close to make you feel safe.
  • Barry knew how much you loved animals, so he decided to get you a kitten for one of your birthdays.
  • You immediately fell in love with this little, furry ball of love and Barry got jealous because “you loved the cat more than him”.
  • You just rolled your eyes, smiling and pulled him into a hug, then kissed him.
  • Barry loved the fact that you didn’t care about what was in style and wore anything you liked because you always looked unique and beautiful.
  • He always complimented you making you a blushing mess and feel a little bit less insecure.
  • And Barry melted when he saw you smiling because he loved you so much and wanted to make you the happiest person alive.

Harry Potter

Sirius Black (Marauders Era)

  • Can you even?
  • This relationship was perfect in every way.
  • You two were always there for each other.
  • Because you loved each other unconditionally.
  • Sirius used your head as an arm rest every now and then and no one can convince me otherwise.
  • At first, you got offended and brushed his arm off but you eventually got used to it and didn’t care because you knew he didn’t mean to offend or hurt you.
  • Sirius was always the first one to read your stories and he always told you how talented you were.
  • He honestly loved the stories so much he often asked you if he could keep one or two of them.
  • And you couldn’t resist those puppy eyes.
  • When you were really low on self-esteem, he tried his best to make you feel better by telling you how beautiful you were and letting his hands roam your body without making you uncomfortable.
  • Siriues adored you and you meant the whole world to this boy.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Newt Scamander

  • Newt loved you more than anything, okay?
  • He loved your curves, your height, your hair, your eyes.
  • Literally everything.
  • And - in his opinion - you were just as beautiful on the inside as on the outside.
  • You two spent a lot of time in his suitcase (it sounds so weird) because of your love for animals.
  • And those wonderful creatures were obsessed with you and Newt got jealous of you because “they loved you more than their mum (aka Newt)”.
  • You couldn’t care less and continued showering the animals with love.
  • Newt admired your drawings, especially the ones of him or his beasts and he often asked for them to hang them up on the walls in his suitcase or keep one of them in his pocket because it reminded him of you when you two were separated.
  • Newt could perfectly understand your mental illnesses, especially your anxiety so he always knew what to do when it kicked in.
  • Newt Scamander loved you so much and he was ready to spend the rest of his life with you.

Sherlock

John Watson

  • When you two met, he was immediately intrigued.
  • And when you started dating, he felt like it was the time of his life.
  • You were just so beautiful and kind and perfect.
  • John loved the fact that you would have done anything for the ones you loved.
  • It made him fall even deeper in love with you.
  • He knew you had a very low self-esteem so he always made sure to compliment you and tell you how much he loved everything about you.
  • And even though there were times this didn’t work, he often managed to cheer you up with it.
  • He loved showering you with love.
  • Buying small gifts for you just because they reminded him of you when he saw them in the shop.
  • Taking you out for a lovely dinner just because you deserved it.
  • And because he wanted to get away from Sherlock for a little while.
  • He knew what it was like to suffer from mental illnesses and he was always ready to help you.
  • Because he loved you more than anything and always wanted the best for you.


A/N: phew. I finally wrote it. I am so sorry it took me so long, love. This one is for the lovely @nutmeg030. I hope you liked them, love. Please, leave feedback if you did. Have a great day, hun!

Vine references: Harry Potter Characters

Harry: Well I’m doing just fine…I lied I’m dying inside

Ron: i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

Hermione: that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopaedia of pl-pl-pl-pl-pl-

Neville: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla

Luna: he needs some milk

Ginny: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Draco: hey loser, say kid backwards! [dik?] Ha ha, that’s gay…

Dumbledore: [HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?] THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..

Snape: *to the ghostbusters theme song* I’m an adult virgin

Lily: oh my god why can’t you just take the freaking compliMEEEENTT

James: People constantly ask me what’s it like to be a sexy-

Sirius: All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?

Remus: [dad, look! it’s the good kush…] This is the dollar store how good can it be?

Peter: I brought you Myrrh [thank you] Mur-dur! [huh…Judas..no]

McGonagall: smack that bitch

Flitwick: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!

Hagrid: look at all those chickens

Arthur: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does

Molly: every time you don’t yell at your kids, put a quarter in your sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-

Bill: wOw

Charlie: So no head?

Percy: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be: I would get pushed way less.

Fred: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

George: I’m John Cena!

Tonks: This bitch empty, YEET!

Moody: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Colin: That was legitness

Cho: Chris is that a weed?

Cedric: Oh my god they were roommates

Fleur: hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Victor: *slides in* Good evening

Dudley: Whaddup my name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read

Petunia: I saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday!! [r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!] i won’t hesitate, bitch! * pew pew *

Vernon: the cheese of truth *puts cheese on newspaper* immigrants cause cancer

Dobby: Hi welcome to chilli’s

Hedwig: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you

Narcissa: two shots of vodka *pours in half a bottle of vodka*

Bellatrix: I love you bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you….bitch.

Voldemort: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

Me during the day: ughhh i want to sleep so baddd take me homeee i’m so tiredd

Me when i’m supposed to fall asleep: i’m going to read 538484829 fanfics because i can’t sleep !!!!!!1!1

Can we just talk about Ben Barnes as Sirius Black???

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My Girl

Request: Okay, so this is Sirius x Reader where you like him and he likes you but neither of you know that and you ask the Marauders and Lily and Marlene if they wanna go to Hogsmeade or whatever the next day but they are all busy except Sirius. So you guys go and you get cold so he gives you his hoodie and you forget to return it or don’t want to because it smells like him and when you do at the end of the day he gets really happy because it smells like you and he wears it. Basically just fluff thanks.

Word Count: About 2,800.

Warning(s): Sexual tension, slightly suggestive comments, Sirius being hot as hell, kissing and stuff.

Note: In summary, this is a Sirius x Reader work about a cold night at Hogsmeade. Also, I deviated a bit from the request. Just a bit.

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1,500 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION

This is absolutely insane I am just blown away that this many people follow me and my weirdness…


Storms and Visitors
Sirius Black x Reader
by @notanotherausten
“Regulus invites you at his house to stay for the night until the storm stops but Sirius has other plans.”

Strip
Sirius Black x Reader
by @blueelf
“You agree to help Sirius study for his OWL’s, however what you failed to realize that tutoring the marauder was like babysitting. After various failed attempts, you finally find a way to keep Sirius somewhat focused and, interested.”

Frosting and Crushes
Newt Scamander x Reader
by @inkstainedfanfics
“Newt has been distant the past week, focusing only on Tina and their work. You try to strike up conversation with him at dinner, but, after many failed attempts, grow irritated and leave early. Queenie decides to take matters into her own hands.”

Body Heat
Sirius Black x Reader
by @wizardwritings
Reader is the younger sister of James and is in a relationship with Sirius.

Painkiller
Sirius Black x Reader
by @deerprongs
Lilly gives Reader a potion to help her with her headache but ends up adding putting too much of an ingredient in that makes Reader loopy and giggly. Completed Series

Air B&E
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @avengerofyourheart
“When a mission requires close proximity with your least favorite teammate, you try to make the best of it, but a change in plans adds new challenges and possibly a new opportunity.”

Lost My Way
Tom Holland x Reader
by @intheheartoftomholland
“Famous actor Tom Holland has been in the film industry for years now after making it big as Spiderman and he loses himself along the way.”

Being Pregnant With Steve Rogers’ Baby
Steve Rogers x Reader
by @fvckingsteverogers
Basically an imagine…

The Bunkhouse
Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes
by @angryschnauzer
“Bucky is backpacking through the Canadian Rockies when he decides to stay at a bunkhouse for the night. The only other guest is a loud and arrogant stranger by the name of Steve that does nothing except boast about his bravado and prowess. Its time for someone to take him down a peg or two.”

Incubus
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @after-avenging-hours
Basically sex demon Bucky begin a sex god.

Don’t Be Ashamed
Newt Scamander x Reader
by @fantasticnewtimagines
Handicapped!Reader requires a cane to walk around and Newt is a sweetheart about it.

Urgent Care
Avengers x Reader
by @arrow-guy
Reader brings Peggy to help diffuse the Civil War between Steve and Tony. Completed Series

Naked
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @marvelous-fvcks
“You accidentally walk in on Bucky as he gets ready for his date - completely naked - and your natural awkwardness only causes things to go from bad to worse. In an attempt to resolve the situation you get some of the worst advice from some of your friends who are no help whatsoever”

A Personal Connection
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @sebastianstandoffish
“Bucky may or may not have a crush on Steve’s PA.”

The Voice Inside My Head
Deadpool x Reader
by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord
I don’t really know how to summarize this one, just read it, trust me.

You Should Be Here
Dean Winchester x Daughter!Reader, Sam Winchester x Niece!Reader
by @winchesters-favorite-girl
“Dean took Amara down with the spirit bomb they made, leaving Sam to raise Dean’s young daughter.”

What’s Between Us
Steve Rogers x Reader
by @bovaria
“Reader breaks her arm during a mission so she has to stay in the tower to heal. After a while she gets really bored and glum so Steve takes her out to cheer her up.”

The Past On Your Doorstep
Dean Winchester x Reader
by @atwistoffate
“After more than 4 years Dean knocks on your door, surprising the hell out of you. Then it’s his turn to be surprised when he sees a little girl standing next to you.”

Fire And Ice
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @beccaanne814-blog
Bucky has a crush on the Reader who is a nurse for the military.

Going To The Yule Ball With Sirius
Sirius Black x Reader
by @blueelf
An imagine of what would happen if Reader were to go with Sirius to the Yule Ball.

Study Hard
Sirius Black x Reader
by @notanotherausten
“Reader has been studying for hours and Sirius forces her to take a break.”

Newt Scamander Smut
Newt Scamander x Reader
by @13reasonswhyiblog
“You and Newt had met at Hogwarts, and had both left a while ago, Newt left before you due to being expelled. But Professor Dumbledore had asked you both to return and fill temporary positions. You were going to teach DADA, and Newt, quite obviously was teaching Care of Magical Creatures”

The Smallest Moment Makes The Biggest Difference
Newt Scamander x Reader
by @captainhopelessromantik-808
Reader works at the ministry with Newt and he asks her out on a date.

Skewered
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @avengemebuckyy
“You’re a doctor for the avengers and when Bucky comes in with a hunk of metal in his side you find that it’s not his injury that’s making you sweat.”

You Good?
Sam Wilson x Reader
by @marvelfic
“Reader works for Shield, more as a backup agent with the computers. She’s shy, but has a kind personality. She meets Sam one day buy getting shot at an attack on the Shield base and he helps her get away safely. Later they become friends and one day while running together she gets flustered by him and runs faster to hide her face but it causes her to loose her breath and when he catches up, she admits she likes him.”

Hazelnut and Hurricanes
Sam Wilson x Reader
by @marvelfic
“Sam finds you in a busy coffee shop and can’t keep is eyes off of you. After buying you a coffee he insists on taking you on a date. You finally agree, but will the awful weather ruin the night?” Completed Series

Bucky’s Baby
Sugar Daddy!Bucky x Reader
by @lancefuckrr *On AO3*
“Down on your luck, you meet a man named Bucky - a handsome and wealthy businessman - who changes your life completely.”

Soothing
Newt Scamander x Reader
by @omg-imatotalmess
Reader helps Newt deal and tame his beasts.

Rescue
Avengers x Reader
by @theliteratureloser
“Reader is getting a tour of her new job at the Avengers tower, but happens to be the only one who notices an oncoming jet, about to crash into the building.” Ongoing Series

Modern Times
Bucky Barnes x Reader x Steve Rogers (Platonic)
by @itsanerdlife
“Reader whose a none romantic and doesn’t believe in relationships trying to explain her lifestyle to the Avengers Team, specifically the two men from the 40′s who don’t understand as she teases them.”

Drunk Love
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @winter-childrens
“Bucky is drunk and is very sweet and cute.”

The Perfect Prom
Peter Parker x Reader
by @icat8
“Prom has been more of a nightmare than the dream you hoped it would be. Thankfully, you have a friend like Peter.” Completed Series

My Fake Boyfriend
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @supersoldierslover
“After receiving a very rude letter of your ex on the mail saying that he is going to get married. You see yourself not knowing what to do, you can just let it go or accept the help of your hot neighbor and pretend he is your boyfriend.” Ongoing Series

My Hot Nerd
Peter Parker x Reader
by @ships4you
Peter comes back from his nightly shenanigans and finds his girlfriend waiting for him in his bedroom.

Arsonist’s Lullaby
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @soldatbarnes
“Reader is a pyrokinetic, being sought after by both Hydra and the Avengers.” Ongoing Series

This Is War
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @soldatbarnes
“jealous!bucky where he tries to outdo the guy in everything and its just ridiculous and funny.” Ongoing Series

The Only Exception
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @just-some-drabbles
“Reader is given the task of running a popular love advice internet show when her coworker is fired. Her cynical attitude toward love makes her offer some harsh advice, and more than a few hearts are caught in the aftermath. Will hers be one of them?” Ongoing Series

The Friendly Wager
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @just-some-drabbles
“Reader and Bucky Barnes are neighbors and best friends. After yet another bad date, reader comes home to find Bucky with his typical weekend target. They decide to make a wager about dating, but is there more on the line than reader cares to admit?” Ongoing Series

Guys My Age
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @221bshrlocked
“You’re playing truth or dare with the Avengers when Nat asks you when the last time you got laid was  and Sam dares you to pick a song that perfectly grasps why you haven’t had sex in so long.” Ongoing Series

Cursebreaker
Newt Scamander x Reader
by @azurakenway
Newt gets turned into a beast and needs Reader to kiss him in order to turn back into a human.

Weak When You’re Around
Sirius Black x Reader
by @lovelysiriuss
“In which Sirius realizes he feels weak when he’s around her, but not knowing what to do about it.”

Untouched
Bucky Barnes x Reader
by @avasparks
“The whole team is surprised to find out you’re still a virgin, and the news seems to make you more allegeable to some of the men around the compound. Bucky is no less surprised than the rest of the team, and finds it even harder to keep his eyes off you as he nurses a secret of his own, which he feels obliged to reveal to you after an incident in the training room.”

What Passengers Do In Private
Sirius Black x Reader
by @azurakenway
Sirius gets a little possessive on the train to Hogwarts when another guy flirts with you.

Nightfall
Sirius Black x Reader
by @h4rtache
“Gryffindor reader is feeling nervous about graduating when Young!Sirius comes to console her.“

My Girl
Sirius Black x Reader
by @wizardwritings
Reader and Sirius spend a cold night in Hogsmeade.

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Jensen Ackles x Reader
by @melissaj616
Elevator smut with Jensen

my date: so, what are your hobbies?

me: uhh,,,I like to read

my date: oh, what do you read?

me: *thinks of all the smut and fanfiction I read until the early hours of the morning* anything, really. Anyway, let’s look at the menu I’m starving-

Chew Toy

Request: “Could you please write something where the reader is best friends with the marauders, especially Remus and Sirius? And at a party after a won quidditch game they all get drunk and end up in a threesome.”

Pairing(s): Sirius Black x Reader, Remus Lupin x Reader, Sirius Black x Remus Lupin, James Potter x Lily Evans

Word Count: 3k

Warnings: READER GETS DOUBLE TEAMED! ALSO WOLFSTAR IS STRONG IN THIS FIC! LOTS OF SMUT AND DIRTINESS AND I AM GOING TO HELL!


The pounding music had been ongoing throughout the entire night since the end of the Quidditch match, your dorm room door barely muffling the sounds of constant laughter, chatter, and overall rowdiness. Your friends had been prettying themselves up, hoping to at least make out with one of the boys or girls on the team, since everyone downstairs was too drunk to care who they had a little fun with.

“You coming (Y/n)?” Your roommate giggled after taking a shot of Firewhisky.

You huffed, rolling your eyes as you had stuffed up your lipstick for what had to be the third time. “In a sec. It was probably a bad idea to start drinking before I started my makeup, huh?”

Your friends laughed at your crooked grin, promising to meet you down there. You waved them off, knowing for certain that by the time you got down there, they would all be off getting laid.

After you finally finished your makeup, sprayed a little bit of your favourite perfume, and checked to see if your hair looked good, you filled your flask and headed out of your room. Standing up after having pre-drinks with the girls shook you into the reality that you had consumed a lot of alcohol, as the stairs wavered and you had to hold the wall as you descended into the Gryffindor common room.

“Hey! Look who finally decided to show up!” James exclaimed drunkenly as he spotted you, pushing past the crowd of girls that had grouped around him. Lily Evans was in the corner of the room, with her arms crossed and a shake of her head.

“Congratulations on the win, oh great Chaser.” You mockingly worshiped the boy who wore a wobbly smirk. He glanced over to the redhead who was not-so-subtly eyeing him, and chuckled as she blushed and looked away.

“Looks like I have a bit more chasing to do.” He said, nodding his head towards Lily. “Remus and Sirius are looking for you. They’re by the fireplace.” And with that he left you, staggering over to the now wide-eyed ginger.

The common room always looked so different after Quidditch matches, the boys having managed to add an extension charm to the place to enlarge it. The only bit of light that wasn’t artificial was the fireplace, which stayed the same, serving as a chilled-out section where the stoners hung out under a quieting charm. As you approached, you saw Remus sitting down and smoking a joint, and Sirius sitting on the arm of the chair with a glass in his hand.

“Good morning gorgeous!” Sirius smiled, his cheeks flushed from the Rum he was downing.

“It’s not morning yet Sirius. 2 more minutes left.” Remus noted, then turned to you. “My, you do look ravishing.”

Oh, you thought, so it’s going to be that type of night tonight.

“Stop it, stop it.” You hid your face. “…Okay, go on.”

“Delicious.” Sirius cooed.

“Sexy.” Remus added.

“Arousing.” Sirius tested with a cocked brow towards Remus.

“Fuckable.” Remus retorted.

“Is that even a word?” You questioned with a furrowed brow, sighing as Sirius pulled you towards him, running his hands over your sides.

“I’m fairly certain. I’ll have to check the dictionary when I get the chance-“

“You’re such a nerd Remus.” Sirius interjected.

“Hey,” you frowned, “I think nerds are quite fuckable, don’t you?”

“I never said they weren’t.” He winked at Remus, then pushed himself up to stand. “Alright, who wants to go dance?”

Remus blinked a couple times, his cheeks heating as a rogue smile creeped onto his face. Both you and Sirius had made quite the game out of teasing the consistently flustered boy, and to be quite honest, it endeared him like nothing else.

“Y-yeah let’s go.” He said, taking the hand you offered him.

The three of you clumsily made your way over to the tent flaps nailed to the wall, Sirius pushing them to the side to reveal an energetic dancefloor lit by flickering fluoro lights. Remus almost stumbled as you turned to him, his reddened eyes blinking a couple times as he took your face in his hands.

“You’re glowing.” He said, mesmerised. Sirius chuckled as he looked, cocking his brow at the way your red lips lit up under the black light.

“That’s just brilliant.” He said. Then a new song started, and he perked up. “Shall we have this dance, darling?” he purred, mockingly bowing at the waist and extending a hand. You giggled, taking it, Remus following close behind and keeping a hand around your other wrist as Sirius manoeuvred through the crowd to find a good spot.

You finally settled as Sirius stopped, turning around to the both of you when he found an area in the middle of the crowd. You began swaying your hips, then ultimately deciding that you weren’t drunk enough to really dance, so you took out your flask and began gulping down the burning liquid. Sirius bit his lip as he watched the amber liquid spill down your chin, coming forward after you were done to lick the wetness from you. He groaned, gripping your hips, then smashed his lips into yours. He snatched the flask from you while you were distracted, resulting in a scoff from you. Remus took this opportunity to begin dancing behind you, wrapping an arm around your neck as his height allowed him to do so. His hands then slipped down, tracing your curves as your bodies moved in sync. He leant down, beginning to suck on your neck as he grinded into your ass, his little whimpers only just audible over the loud music.

Sirius returned, pressing his front to you now as he attacked the other side of your neck, leaving it in glowing kiss marks as your lipstick had come off onto his lips. The loud music thumped through your body, adding to the stimulation you were currently receiving. Then Sirius turned his head, capturing Remus’ chin with his finger and thumb and pressing an open-mouthed kiss to his lips. Their tongues had their own dance, their breathing laboured as they kissed. Then Remus faced you, turning your head to the side so that he could make out with your glowing lips. His hold on you loosened as he moaned into your mouth, Sirius’ hands working to squeeze at your ass, and simultaneously at Remus’ bulge. The tall boy behind you made beautiful sounds as he bucked his hips into the touch, biting at your lip harshly to try to control his growls. Sirius pushed his face into the midst, initiating a three-way kiss where teeth clattered and tongues circled. You were sure your panties were soaked through by now, with your two best friends thrusting themselves into you from both sides. Eventually you had to pull apart to take heaving breaths.

“I’m going to cum in my pants if we keep up like this.” Remus mumbled, scraping his teeth over the pulse in your neck.

“I’d love to see that.” Sirius tittered, reaching round to squeeze Remus’ ass. He reacted by jolting his erection back into your behind.

“Remus is right.” You uttered, beginning to palm Sirius’ growing tent. “Take me to your room.”

Fuck.” Remus whispered. “Sirius?”

Sirius grinned, still swaying a bit as he relished the way you both looked; desperate and stirred. “I’d love to see you both cum in my bed.” He hummed, taking both your hands and leading you out of the crowd. Remus kept a hand at your ass, kneading your cheeks as you walked. Some of your peers turned and watched the three of you leave towards the male dorm rooms with glowing lipstick stains covering your faces, and although it was still a hot topic of gossip, everyone already knew about the type of relationship you three had.

Once you reached the room, Remus pounced, pinning you to the wall as he pressed needy kisses down your neck and towards your breasts. Sirius shook his head, turning on the light to find the both of you stained in red from the lipstick. He took a glance in the mirror, arching his brow as he cleaned himself up with a tissue, pleased to see his two friends going at it in the reflection.

“Come on Sirius.” Remus breathed, palming your breasts. “Don’t you want to join?”

“Mr. Narcissist would rather fawn over himself.” You replied, unzipping Remus’ pants. “But you can have me to yourself Moony. Would you like that?” He whimpered, nodding as you stroked his length through his boxer shorts.

“Oh no. That’s not happening.” Sirius announced, standing from his position. He stripped himself, both of you watching wide-eyed until his cock was finally released, springing against his stomach. He made a come-hither motion with two fingers, sinking back onto his bed. Remus scooped you up, carrying you over and dropping you onto the mattress. You squeaked, landing on something hard. You reached under your back, retrieving a bone.

“Seriously?” You threw the bone to the other side of the room, Sirius’ eyes following it there.

“Yes, okay, my bad.” He threw his hands up innocently, shrugging. Then he laughed to himself, “Looks like one chew toy is replaced by another.”

You rolled your eyes, patting the bed. “So… are you going to undress me, or do I have to do it myself?”

“Lazy girl.” Sirius chimed.

“Oh Merlin, yes please.” Remus piped, his hands immediately grabbing at your clothing. Sirius worked on your top while Remus pulled off your pants and underwear, both leaving lingering kisses and grazing touches wherever they went. When they were done, Remus licked a thick stripe over your slit, causing you to shudder. Then Sirius pulled you into his lap, the both of you turning to your still clothed friend.

“Moony.” Sirius uttered, licking his lips. “Your turn.”

Remus gulped, awkwardly fumbling with his top. The scars on his face turned stark white against his blushing face, and you couldn’t handle torturing your dear sweet wolf boy. You stood, silkily walking over to him. Sirius started stroking his dick as you began to kiss Remus softly. First on his nose, your lips dragging over the scar there. Then his lips, leaving a peck on his slightly agape mouth. He was a tall and lanky boy, with toned arms and a healthy weight, but he always seemed to be ashamed that he could never amount to Sirius’ level of “physical appeal”, as he put it. Sirius had rippling abs, the muscles in his arms protruding as he played with himself. But you made an effort to show Remus that he had beautiful prominent veins, and that all of his scars turned you on more than anything. So you kissed each part of him, each scar and bruise, helping him take off his clothes until he was bare and you were kneeling before him. Then you showed affection to his most prominent vein of all; the one that ran along the underside of his dick.

Sirius adored the way you gently handled Remus, because he thought it balanced out how rough he was with him. And watching you on your knees, taking Remus’ length with a ready mouth, and Remus’ head falling back to almost howl out your name; it was a sight so beautiful he wished he could capture it. But it was also a sight that drove him insane, and soon he was curling his toes, only lightly running a thumb over his leaking, swollen tip because he knew if he did any more he would be cumming right there and then. Then Remus grabbed a fistful of your hair, thrusting his cock into your mouth, and Sirius had to stop altogether because your choking sounds were too much to handle. He let out a string of curse words, jumping up and pushing Remus to the wall, restraining his hands above his head. Your mouth popped as his dick left your mouth.

“Dammit, why are you both so fucking hot.” Sirius, grumbled, biting hard on the edge of Remus’ jaw. Sirius turned to you, a demanding strength in his tone. “Get on the bed, babygirl.”

You did as you were told, Sirius following you, pulling Remus along by his throbbing cock. You loved the way they looked right now, their faces filled with pink and their hair tousled crazily. You also admired that they weren’t afraid to touch each other, they didn’t limit their affections just to you in order to maintain a “straight” reputation, as you had heard numerous other people’s threesome experiences being limited to.

“Now.” He purred. “Moony, my beautiful boy,” he paused to press a kiss to the sore spot on his jaw, “get underneath our sweetheart and fuck her silly.”

Remus didn’t need to be told twice, he climbed onto the bed, pulling you on top of him. Without hesitation, he pushed his long cock into you, his thighs trembling as he cursed at how amazing you felt. His arms had wrapped around you tightly, moaning into your mouth as he pressed up into you, his body shuddering to finally be joined with yours. Remus then hummed in confusion as he felt his arms being plucked from around you, and your body being lifted from his. His cock stayed buried inside of your hole, except now Sirius was propping you up, sitting behind you with his legs now over Remus’. His hands gripped your waist, helping you bounce on his best friend’s cock.

“Let him see those beautiful tits bounce, babe.” He said, biting on your shoulder. You moaned, loving the added delight of Sirius’ hands all over you while Remus’ dick twitched inside of you. Sirius then moved, rolling over to stalk Remus, moving down to lick the white stripes that littered his torso. “Gorgeous. Handsome.” He noted, giving a new compliment with each lick and suck. He reached his mouth, licking into it with a pleased sigh. After all the action, Remus finally came with a loud cry, his fingernails digging into both Sirius’ face and your shaking thighs.

“Holy-“ Remus said, out of breath. “I love you both so much.”

“Aw, baby.” You cooed.

“We love you too.” Sirius smiled. The two of you leant over, giving him a sweet kiss on each cheek. When you pulled back, there was a calculating smirk on Remus’ face. Your core jolted with excitement.

“You’re so great to me… I think it’s time to return the favour.” He sat up, pulling you easily to the side. He sat you up against the plush pillows, quickly going over to his own bed and grabbing extra ones. He bundled them under your head and back. “Comfy, darling?” You nodded, biting your lip. Remus then got on all fours, pulling your hips towards his hot mouth. His heavy breath against your wetness caused a tingling, but before he divulged into your eager pussy he turned his head, looking to his friend. “Sirius, fuck me hard, alright?”

Sirius gave a toothy grin, winking, “Don’t I always?”

And with that, Remus began ravenously eating you out, using his long fingers to fuck you while doing so. Your fingers laced through his mousy hair, pulling at the strands as his teeth nibbled at your sensitive bundle. The view was also a great asset, Sirius’ sweaty chest rising and falling rapidly as he pushed himself into Remus. The boy subsequently moaned loudly into your clit, stimulating it more to the point where you were writhing in your spot. It was a mess, with Remus desperately trying to keep you still with his strong arms, while he himself was struggling to keep it together with Sirius pounding into him. The breaking point seemed to hit you at the same time Sirius gave a taught slap to Remus’ ass, his cumming aligning almost exactly with yours. Both your orgasms rang out loudly in the room, tangled with rapidly uttered confessions of love and appreciation for each other.

Sirius placed a kiss on Remus’ scarred back before pulling out, collapsing beside you on the single bed. Remus haphazardly squeezed in on your other side, trying not to fall off. You giggled, pulling him into you and wrapping your legs around him, while Sirius spooned you from behind. A naked, sweaty mess of entangled limbs and fatigued lovers, and you wouldn’t have had it any other way.

With an adorable yawn, Remus asked, “How’d I do?”

“Amazing.” You said.

“Phenomenal.” Sirius rasped.

“The best yet.”

“You were entirely fuckable.” Sirius added.

Remus smiled, pressing a kiss to your forehead while stroking Sirius’ cheek. His movements then paused as the door to their dorm room opened, a staggering James walking in with his arm around Lily.

“Shit guys.” James slurred, covering Lily’s eyes with his hand. He then muttered an “oh” and covered his own eyes, slowly backing out of the room. The three of you burst into laughter as soon as the door closed. You’d all awake the next morning to find numerous bite and kiss marks all over your bodies.

Me when reading fanfiction: I want the story to be as close to canon as possible so I really feel like I’m in that universe.

Me when reading Marvel fanfiction: Fuck you.

Worse Than Nicotine

Prompt: “You’re the health-conscious med student and I’m the chain-smoking art student who’s also your barista and you leave me notes on smoking and lung health on your napkins and also a 20-page essay on lung cancer tucked under your saucer” AU. Where Sirius is the chain-smoking art student.

Word Count: About 5,500.

Warning(s): Smoking, sexual tension, kissing, motorcycle ride without all the gear. Don’t accept a ride from someone on a motorcycle unless they supply the proper gear and you’re wearing pants and a heavy jacket, preferably. Do some research before riding!

Note: Sort of a modern, college AU. This isn’t smut, but, I have to warn you, it does end up being smoking hot. Hah. Get it?

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i figured i’d just put the notes next to them - starting at +100 (in case anyone looks at that before reading) instead of adding different symbols next to them :)

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just a few reasons why sirius black and james potter were not ‘stupid’:

  • successfully became animagi at 15
  • was said to be the ‘cleverest students in the school’
  • made a magical map that revealed most of the castles secrets
  • sirius escaped what was supposed to be an inescapable prison and infiltrated a magical school three (3) times on his own
  • james defied voldemort three (3) times and escaped alive
  • sirius was incredibly skilled at non-verbal magic, a skill very difficult to master
  • harry, who became one of the best quidditch players hogwarts has ever seen, inherited his talent from his father so obviously james was an incredibly talented chaser
  • james’s reflexes and skill were fast enough to catch a snitch and make it his bitch
  • sirius was able to stick muggle and magical posters on his wall and not even the wrath of walburga black could remove them
  • he also charmed his muggle motorcycle so that it could fly etc. 
  • james’s wand was said to be excellent for transfiguration, so obviously, he was skilled at the subject
  • james was also so good, voldemort wanted him to join his death eater boy band

so sure, go ahead and tell me that james and sirius were dumb, i’ll just slap you in the face with this post *drops mic*