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The “Hey, Siri, 108” viral prank is actually an emergency call — and may be illegal

  • If you’re active on platforms like Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr, then you may have seen posts baiting a user into saying “Hey Siri, 108.”
  • Some say it enables a three-way FaceTime, while others promise something hilarious to happen.
  • The “joke” is that saying “Hey Siri, 108” will instruct Siri to call emergency services for you. The phone assistant will give users a five second time span to cancel or make the emergency call.
  • This prank is troubling because it uses resources that are vital for others trying to receive help in real emergency situations.
  • Roughly 240 million calls are made to 911 in the United States each year and placing prank calls can be considered a crime. Read more (3/17/17 11:59 AM)

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“I want a pet.”

Robert frowns. Aaron’s standing in the doorway, leaning against the doorjamb with that face on. It’s the one he knows Robert can’t resist and both he and Liv have perfected it. “Oh?”

Aaron’s smile widens, scratches the side of his face. “Think of it as …. a belated birthday present?”

Robert’s initial reaction is to say, it’s not my fault we couldn’t go to Vegas! but the words die on his tongue. He cocks his head, can see from the subtle shift of expressions on Aaron’s face that he’s grateful Robert said nothing about it. Prison’s changed them both, but Robert likes to think they’re getting there. “So. A pet?”

Pushing himself off of the door, Aaron moves to lean over the back of the sofa, pressing a kiss to Robert’s mouth. “A dog?”

“No,” Robert says immediately, because the thought of having a dog around the house is horrifying.

Aaron pouts, actually pouts, and Robert laughs. “Hey!”

“What?” Robert rests a hand on the back of Aaron’s head, brings him down for a kiss. When they pull apart, Aaron brushes a finger down Robert’s temple. “You know, if you want a dog-”

Aaron raises his eyebrows, grinning. “Really? Are you telling me that if I fuck you, you’d give me a dog?”

Lifting one shoulde rin a half-hearted shrug, Robert widens his smile. “Well?”

There’s a heated look on Aaron’s face, but it’s warring with the soft, loving expression that follows. “Seriously?”

Robert’s fingers brush through Aaron’s hair, soft and free now he’s stopped using so much gel, and kisses him again. “I’d give you anything.”

“I love you,” Aaron tells him, tugging on his hand.

Robert drops his paperwork on the floor and climbs off of the sofa, only too eager to follow Aaron up the stairs. “I love you too.”

Aaron’s grin is blinding, and he grips Robert’s hand, leads him out to the stairs. Robert slips his hands into Aaron’s beltloops, making it harder for them to walk up, but Aaron’s laugh echoes down the staircase.

As Robert kicks their bedroom door shut, Aaron tugs him for a heated, bruising kiss. His eyes are bright, wide, and his smile is all hunger and want. “Happy belated birthday to me.”

love you, babe! keep being you <3

  • yuuri: crying in the bathroom
  • yurio: holy shit this is my chance
  • yurio: siri how do you say stupid in japanese
  • siri: baka
  • yurio: *kicks down bathroom door* BAAAAAAAAAKAAAA
  • yuuri: um excuse you you just pronounced that wrong
Sadie Hawkins

Liam Evans (Genderbent Lily Evans) played by: @son-0f-a-snitch

Siri Black (Genderbent Sirius Black) played by: @sirussly

*Jamie and Siri sit in the Gryffindor Commonroom*

Liam: *descends the stairs, passing the two*

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so I rocked up at 7am to the blood place because: fasting test, it was already full, I have been waiting for half an hour and reading news to distract myself from the endless void that is my stomach. creepy older dude comes in and sits next to the only young woman in the room, leans over and nudges me, and makes a comment about everyone being on their phones

I don’t think he’s pleased about how that interaction went, but he’s the one who took the risk of being annoying at statistically-likely-to-be-hangry people before 8am.


I watched the Merc trilogy again and feelings for old AUs came back. Specifically ones about Locus and Felix being fucking terrible dads to some homeless kids (three guesses as to who they are, or just check the captions).

And since Siris is now a thing, that just opens up more possibilities. So maybe consider this an AU where Chorus never happens and the assholes just go on being bounty hunters for the rest of their lives while raising the kids.

Also I guess you could consider this a redraw of this old thing with a lot more added.