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what is dodie yellow

recently, many of us have been begging the question: is it dodie yellow though? today i am here to solve this conundrum, this question plaguing a generation. today i am here with dodie’s twitter opened and actively not doing my homework just so that we can say definitively, “this is dodie yellow.”

ok so because most of our interactions with this elusive color are on twitter, that’s exactly where we’ll start. first of all, this reply

i put the second one into one of those hex code from image things and got this

problem solved, right? this is dodie yellow, however ugly and brown it may seem, the facts don’t lie, but wait there's more! in another twitter reply, dodie said that this was dodie yellow

but when i put it into the hex code finder..

not only a completely different color than what she said before but even more ugly and brown. there's also other tweets where she claims that both of these are dodie yellow

the hex codes of these, respectively, are below

as you can tell, dodie has gone a bit mad. she’s given us four completely different yellows to work with. from here, it gets a bit tricky. it’s less about facts and more about intuition with a slight sprinkling of opinion. saying this, i’m going to go ahead and completely rule out number one and two as they are more brown than yellow and ngl they look kind of gross.

now, we’re down to the top two. unfortunately, there’s no real way of knowing which is the true dodie yellow without dodie herself approving it but we now have two possible hex codes for dodie yellow and are further along than we were when we started this journey so i think we should count that as a success. hopefully, we will have a more definitive answer in the near future but this is, unfortunately, as close as we will get to solving the age old question today.

I don’t think I’ve seen any mentions about Felix subtly-not-so-subtly glances up at where Locus is hidden on the cliff.

Look at this. Felix, the point of him being up there is so he’s not seen. Don’t look right at him! I don’t care if you’re trying to convey how much of a fucking idiot Lozano is for showing up there! Don’t. Look. At. Your. Hiding. Sniper.

Look at him nodding his dumb head when he’s got Lozano on the phone. He thinks he’s so subtle. My precious-

No! Felix- Don’t look up there when Lozano asks where he is! I don’t care if you want to make googly eyes at him! Dammit! “Oh he’s around…” Yeah he’s around, you’re staring right at him, you stupid orange trashcan. What am I gonna do with you?

I really hope Siris and Locus were on comms like “What are you doing? Stop looking at him!” “Felix stop looking at me.” “FELIX DON’T SHOW THEM WHERE I AM.”

Felix is awful and I adore him with all that I am.

so like forever ago I posted a screenshot of Siri calling me shit lord of piss mountain and some jabroni was like “HAHA SIRI SIGNS UR EMAILS LIKE THAT MAYBE THATS WHY UR JOBLESS LULZ” and first of all eat my ass and secondly WHO TF SENDS JOB APPS THRU EMAIL W THEIR PHONE like WHO and it happened so long ago and I’ve complained abt this literally two times already but it’s just so annoying like god damn