siri does hockey

anonymous asked:

also kane and toews are wiling to literally shove everyone out of the way just so they can sit next to each other. even though there's clearly no reason for that unless they're on a power play or playing in overtime. i watch all games, and they both do it, but kaner is the worst at it. at times, there's room to sit right there in front of him but oh no, he will walk over 2 or 3 guys and just generally inconvenience everyone just to sit next to tazer. so there.


omg i keep forgetting they do that all the time. YOU’RE NOT ON THE SAME LINE MOST OF THE TIME ANYMORE, GUYS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. 

not to forget their secret handshake that they do ALMOST EVERY GAME. 

i am so done with kane and toews i s2g

tictactoews  asked:


*takes a deep breath* 

1. bake cupcakes for: TUEVO
2. trust with the keys to my car: not jonny L O L. no i’m kidding. um. hossa. hossa is trustworthy.
3. wouldn’t want to be stuck with in a long car ride: shawzy. he would DRIVE ME INSANE. omg now i want a road trip fic with the blackhawks.
4. fall in love with: SAADER FOREVER. 
5. pack up and leave if they moved next door: crow. he’d probably look crazy intense over the top of the garbage cans. that or stumble home drunk screaming obscenities and shouting about how great the team is.
6. vote for President: jonathan toews 2024.
7. cry to if things fell apart: patrick kane, lbr ;) he’d cry with me
8. would not want to watch a game with: sharpy. it wouldn’t be the game i would be watching…
9. vote off the island and into the volcano: duncs. SORRY NOT SORRY.
10. let babysit my kids: SMITTY he would be AMAZING with kids ALWAYS