Siriが最近二度寝に厳しくなった。#kiff #TAITO 〜 TAITO

Siri’s gotten really tough on falling asleep again recently. #kiff #TAITO 〜 TAITO

Shut up!

Wake up.

Understood. I apologise.


I tried asking Siri that question…! #urbanlegend #howmanykidscanyouhave 〜 brianjesse

How many children can you have?

Only life forms are able to bear children. Currently - actually, you don’t even have a girlfriend so you can’t have kids either don’t be so cocky you -