Why is it that one of the biggest arguments against Wonder Woman is the fact that there was a romance subplot? Like honestly? It was barely even a subplot. First and foremost, Steve and Diana were friends. He helped her navigate a world she didn’t understand, but her motivations were always entirely hers. And secondly, literally almost every other action movie on this goddamn planet has a romance subplot, except the difference is they had male leads and female love interests, who are almost always damsels in distress. Diana’s romance with Steve never once made her out as someone Steve had to save, or even vice versa. They were friends and colleagues with the utmost respect for each other. No one makes this big of a fuss in male-led action movies with a romance subplot. People just take it as it is because it’s the ‘status quo’ but in order for a female-led action movie to have any merit, the woman shouldn’t have a love interest because that diminishes her strength as a woman. Well, sirs and madames, kindly fuck off. Just because Hollywood has conditioned you to believe that a woman in love is weak and submissive doesn’t actually mean it’s true. Love has always been the driving force of Diana’s moral fiber and strength. If you think her falling in love is somehow an inherent weakness of hers then you clearly don’t understand Wonder Woman to begin with.
yo whats ineffable husbands looks gay im interested
buckle up, pal
alright. so there’s this book called Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, published in may 1990. two main characters are
and Aziraphale, who is an angel who has not, in fact, fallen, because he’s a Good Angel!!! they’re both canonically sexless and the book is extremely progressive in gender and sexuality, despite when it was written, such as ‘shes become a lesbian but that’s all right these days!’ and ‘morning, sir or madam or neuter’ (there are a few gay slur used as insults, but they are shown as generally bad). the authors have denied a sexual relationship (ACES!!!!) but neil basically said ‘well, romantic interpretation is up to you ;)’
now, these two entities, over time, have basically become Good Friends™, despite the unlikelihood of a demon and an angel getting along. this is mostly facilitated by the fact that crowley thinks it’s acceptable demon activity to glue coins to the sidewalk and he has an emotional attachment to a car, while aziraphale owns a bookshop that he refuses to sell books from and just really likes sushi. they’re. they’re awful ok. both of them
the book has a lot of really amazing social commentary and it’s extremely funny, regardless of characters, bc the writing styles are so comedic, never even in a dramatic scene is there a lack of humor. (”the antichrist! how many nipples does he have?”)
ineffable husbands is the name of the ship between these two useless occult/ethereal beings. there’s so much of it in the book that anathema literally thinks they’re a couple (seriously), they’re referred to as a couple, and a love song is referenced for them. and of course, people just generally meeting the angel form three impressions:
as Good Friends, these two get drunk together, hold hands, fight together, generally trust each other more than they rely on their respective sides of heaven and hell?? run to danger for each other, freak out when the other is in danger, run errands for each other…
basically, they’re gay as hell if you like to read it as such, and the book is excellent for all other characters too, and i admit i don’t give them nearly as much attention as they deserve, so lemme just say anathema is a badass and newt is an idiot (i love him) and death is a chill dude.
also, queen songs.
r e a d i t. and message me your reactions as you go.
Can you do companions react to someone copping a feal on sole (romanced and in romanced)
Ada – What on earth was this person doing? Is surely did not look like they were being aggressive or otherwise suspicious but still…something ‘tinged’ in her proverbial mind. She’ll have to keep an eye on this person.
Cait (platonic) – She laughs and gives Sole a cheeky wink. Heaven knows she’s been guilty of doing exactly what this person’s doing to Sole right now – feeling up the best ass in the Commonwealth. To be honest, she’s a little envious and resorts to watching instead.
Cait (romanced) – Nope. Whoever the fuck this person is, whoever the fuck they think they are, is getting a well-placed punch to the goddamn face. Or several in fact. No one except her has the right to touch Sole and she’s damn well gonna protect what’s hers with all the ferocity of a lioness in heat.
Codsworth (platonic) – He’s a little disgusted with the blatant attempt at Sole’s attentions and quietly wonders…no…wishes that sir/mum was here to put that person in their rightful place. By the gutter. But seeing as though it’s not his place to do anything about it, he broods silently and watches the person closely with what can only be described as an attempted glare.
Codsworth (romanced) – He’s outraged, mortified and instantly jumps to Sole’s honorary defence. “Why, your actions are deplorable sir/madam! As Sole’s romantic partner, I hereby challenge you to a bout of fisticuffs!” He raises his limbs in invitation and charges the person for a good rumble.
Curie (platonic) – She is curious of the other person’s actions and resorts to observing just what it is they’re doing and what Sole’s reaction to it is. When she feels herself starting to blush, she is left even more confused. Is this a human mating ritual? Or is it a grooming ritual? In either case, why is the physical contact always concentrated on Sole’s chest and behind? After a while, the curiosity wins out and the little synth politely intrudes on their interaction and asks them outright the meaning behind their physical contact.
Curie (romantic) – When she sees this person caressing her Sole, all new emotions begin to bubble up in her chest to the point where she is left breathless. One part of her mind wants to stop and experience the sensation for her studies, the other part of her – a very persuasive part – wants to barge in and start having sex with Sole right then and there even if that person was watching. She very quickly comes to the conclusion that she is experiencing a kind of possessive jealousy and immediately goes to Sole to start up a completely different conversation, blatantly pretending that the other person isn’t even there.
Danse (platonic) – Insubordination is what it is. He gets angry because of Sole’s disregard for Brotherhood protocol, they are a Knight for crying out loud! They demand respect. They represent authority. They represent dignity. This kind of transgression, even if it was by omission, is not tolerated by either him or the Brotherhood of Steel. As their sponsor, Danse will later pull them aside and give them a stern talking to.
Danse (romanced) – Insubordination be damned, Sole was his and by Elder Maxson he was damn well going to do something about it! He stomps up behind Sole in his power armour, glaring down at the person with barely concealed rage until they slink away and leave Sole standing there in confusion. When they turn around and see his angry face, Danse picks them up, throws them over his shoulder and carries them to their shared bedroom where he makes it damn clear to the both of them just who Sole belongs to.
Deacon (platonic/romanced) – Regardless of whether Sole actually wanted the person’s attention or not, Deacon will sneak up behind them and when they’re too engrossed on Sole to notice him standing there, he’ll start feeling them up with a cheeky grin and a wink in Sole’s direction. He does everything he can to make the person uncomfortable, scaring them away with a wiggle of his eyebrows and a hearty laugh when it gets too much and they finally leave. “See Sole? This is what I’ve been saying to you all along! I’m just too sexy for my own good.”
Dogmeat – He wonders why this new person isn’t giving him pats either. Does he stink?? Was he a bad boy?? Do they not like him?? Why aren’t they loving him?? He whines and pushes his head against Sole’s thigh, only satisfied when they start brushing their hand through his fur.
Hancock (platonic) – He chuckles lightly when he sees what type of attention Sole is getting, giving the person feeling them up an encouraging wink too. Sole was a very attractive person worthy of people’s attention and unless that attention is unwanted from Sole, he won’t do anything to stand in their way. In fact, he’ll even offer up some pointers to anyone interested in Sole’s affections.
Hancock (romanced) – The Mayor will tell the person straight away to fuck off and leave Sole alone. If they still persist in the face of a rather heated ghoul on the verge of smacking them one, Hancock’s elusive fury will surface and whoever the pervert is will find themselves walking to the nearest settlement with nothing to their name but a bruised eye and their undies.
Gage (platonic) – He huffs a laugh, knowing all too well the temptation for a curious touch here and blatant advance there. The only problem he has with it is when they won’t take Sole’s ‘no’ for an answer, which is when he steps in.
Gage (romanced) – If it’s a woman, he clears his throat rather loud and blatantly stares at her until she understands his obvious disapproval of her touching Sole. If it’s a man touching what’s his, well…beaten to a bloody pulp is a rather apt description of what the consequences are for touching his lover.
MacCready (platonic) – He’d be annoyed with the both of them. He was a mercenary for God’s sake! He’s not going to get paid standing around watching everyone flirt their arse off with Sole and it was most certainly not what he ever wanted to be doing either. Caps or no caps. Almost like a child, he’d sulk for a while afterwards until Sole makes it up to him.
MacCready (romanced) – “Hey, get your damn hands off her/him. In case you haven’t noticed, pal, Sole’s with me and I’m not the sharing type either.” He’d flex his grip on his rifle just to bring the point home and glare until the person is well and truly out of sight.
Nick Valentine (platonic) – Seeing this person groping Sole makes him a little nostalgic for the old ways when this type of conduct was only seen in the privacy of one’s own bedroom. Where courting wasn’t about touching per se, but about charm. Suave. A smooth smile here, a brush of fingertips there and heartfelt words delivered in song or writing or poetic stanza to capture their heart. Damn kids these days and their one night stands.
Nick Valentine (romanced) – He’s never been the possessive type or even the angry type, but damn if he didn’t feel like throttling the person who laid their hands on his lover! Nick behaves like a gentlemen though, stepping up next to Sole and wrapping his arm around their waist and planting a soft kiss on their cheek. He uses the unsettling gaze of his to make the groper feel uncomfortable enough that they eventually walk away with their proverbial tail between their legs.
Old Longfellow – Did Sole know they were being touched? Because they most certainly were and it was most certainly a little bit filthy too. He’d laugh though, reminiscing about the old days when he had practically every gal in the settlement after him, when he had to sneak around because he didn’t want their old man finding out just who it was sneaking into their window every night. Yeah, those were days alright.
Piper Wright (platonic) – She raises an eyebrow, smirking a little. If she were a lesser woman, she’d probably have already done something very similar to what this person was doing just now. After all, it’s not every day you see a person with a body like Sole’s which makes the urge to touch just a little bit that much more enticing. But of course she won’t, but hey, no one said anything about just looking, right?
Piper Wright (romanced) – When she sees the roaming hand on Sole’s body…Hell hath no fury like a protective Piper Wright. She storms up to the person with a barely contained growl in her chest, shoves them away roughly and starts yelling at them with no reservations. It is Sole who has to hold her back, not that Piper would kill the groper, but grievous bodily harm was most certainly a possibility.
Preston Garvey (platonic) – He blushes and does everything he can to ignore what’s going on by fiddling with his gun, cleaning his hat and moving the dirt around with his boots. He won’t leave Sole because he knows what some people try to do when their advances aren’t successful, but he also doesn’t want to seem like he’s purposefully intruding either so…awkward, blushing Minuteman it is.
Preston Garvey (romanced) – The Minuteman gets a little irritated, not quite angry yet although he can feel it coming if they don’t stop openly trying to grope his lover right in front of him. Like Hancock, he’ll tell them outright to stop, resorting to physically removing their hand if they refuse and then removing them from the settlement entirely if they still persist.
Strong – He doesn’t see it for what it is and doesn’t pay any heed to it either. The most he’ll wonder is how Sole puts up with being touched all the time by so many different little humans. If Strong were the one to be petted almost constantly, he’d start smashing them all in a fit of rage.
X6-88 (platonic) – The way he sees it, if Sole didn’t want the attention then they’d make it loud and clear for the other person. But as of yet, Sole hasn’t said a single word of protest and until they do, X6 won’t say a thing. However, he will be watching Sole very closely so that they do not come to any harm from this very hands on person.
X6-88 (romanced) – Anyone who touches Sole in front of the Courser mustn’t have a single brain cell in their skull, so surely he could get away with putting a bullet in that big, empty head of theirs right? But of course, he can’t because Sole wouldn’t approve and he didn’t want to do anything that would cause a rift between them both, but damn well did he feel like it. He trusts Sole, loves Sole and knows that the person is obviously no threat to his standing with Sole, but still. Touching Sole is his right only. He gives them a very hard, very heated glare until they slink away.
“Damn.” Bibgy grumbled, tugging at
the starched collar of his dress shirt. “I really wish Snow wouldn’t make such
a big deal of things.”
“Aw, c’mon Bigby! You can’t tell me
that, out of all your years spent dispensing justice in Fabletown, you’ve never
once attended the Remembrance Ball?”
“Eh, dances aren’t really my thing.
I’ve got two left feet: sometimes four.”
He flashed a small, self-satisfied grin my way. “I still can’t believe that you’re coming to the ball. I thought for
sure Cole or Snow would try to bar you from attending. Not because they don’t
like you or anything! But y’know… It’s a celebration for fables and you’re… uh…
not one.” Bigby looked away at the dusty elevator wall as he scratched his
head, giving me a chance to look at his slicked back hair. It almost looked
You're nothing but a disgrace to our fandom, get your shit top Levi out of here. We don't want to see it. You're disgusting, a piece of filth of even to ship Levi x Eren let alone have him dominant Eren. Pedophilia is what you all seem to fail. Just because he's 19 now doesn't mean that it's an excuse! Your sick as well as your buddy attack-on-stalking. Pieces of shit is what you all are and gross. Please kill yourselves <3
…hm. Well I don’t really know what to say rather you gave me a hell of a good laugh. The “pedophilia” issue I don’t have to go through because that case has been brought up many of times. Usually I would go AWOL and cuss you out, especially me already having depression already and having a horrible day. I see that you aren’t fond by my preference and to let you know that
A) I don’t like your preference at all, once so ever. So if you actually think that will effect me then you have another thing coming.
B) I don’t care about what you think if all you do is give me disrespect. I truly am a friend to all EreRi fans or even EruRi fans (that I’m guessing you like?) and I will not hate on them, but you really do put a bad spotlight on EruRi fans and bottom!Levi fans in general. Think about that.
And to put someone in this such as @attack-on-stalking should be the most shittest thing a hate anon could do. And for that madam/sir you are the piece of shit you’ve called me :) I’m not in the mood for this and telling me to kill myself won’t make you feel better but just less human.
Oh and by the way, you’re one of the pussies out there that hide behind a screen and a anon face. Thank you for your time. <3 I’ll let my fans take you in their hands. Get ready for the rant of your life :)
carry on cast + youtube, my personal hc/au (?????)(it’s post canon but also au anna why do u always have to make things complicated idfk)
okay so i think it would all start with agatha
she would start a youtube channel with one of her friends in california
it’s like all aesthetically pleasing beautify + life style blog.
picture make-up/ hair/ nails/ idek videos but also baking videos, house/apartment tours anything hauls.
the kiddo’s over in london would start watching her, first just because it’s nice to see what agatha’s up to in ca, but they get low-key addicted to her channel because her video’s are just so nice and the aesthetic is on point.
i feel like baz would get hardcore addicted. like he’d love all her video’s and would literally text her about the nice clothes she showed in her haul and stuff like that. (such bonding)
simon would try out recipes from her baking videos and sent agatha pictures of the results and aah it’s just all so cute and nice.
penny enjoys the make-up vids way more than she likes to admit.
anyways, baz is so into agatha’s channel and just the entire youtube thing that he’s thinking of starting one of his own
agatha finally convinces him to just start one and see how it’ll go.
so he starts one but gets lost quite quickly because he doesn’t know what to make video’s about
his first video is a clothing haul and like, he does enjoy doing it, but his heart just isn’t fully in it.
so he makes like one meh video every 2 months, not really knowing what he’s doing until he decides that he needs to rearrange some stuff here.
baz starts daily vlogging.
lbr baz can talk a lot and just is such a snarky person. imagine him filming his day with his witty comments on the things that happen.
penny and simon find it stressful at first because they always need to be sure baz doesn’t accidentally film simon’s wings/tail or penny using magic or something.
but like they get used to it and baz is just having a lot of fun.
he notices that, because he’s filming his everyday life, he gets more out of his way to do more new stuff to make the vlogs as entertaining as possible. and it just somehow makes him more excited about just living life if that makes sense. somehow it becomes this whole therapeutic thing for him.
simon and penny appear a lot in his vlogs. baz’ viewers live for sassy conversations and discussions between penny and baz. and penny has no problem with being on camera.
for simon it takes some time to get comfortable with speaking in front of a camera. he’s not a talkative person so this whole vlogging thing is just ???¿¿?¿?????¿? to him, but baz’ viewers find simon cute and nice.
baz and simon never really said anything about their relationship on baz’ channel and they don’t really act like they’re in a relationship in front of the camera. (they’re just normal them in front of the camara, but no pda stuff) so the viewers don’t really know about their relationship
though……after some time the viewers start to suspect things because of the way the boys sometimes look at each other and stuff.
sO that’s how the ship SNAZ comes about ((yes, baz’ viewers do choose the cool ship name))
once the shipping starts baz’ channel really starts to grow (because lbr that’s how a lot of those things work in the world of fandoms. sorry.)
simon and baz start to notice how baz’ viewers are shipping them and like, posting edits and fanfiction of them on the social media and they think it’s great.
simon and baz are very amused by the shippers and start to act a tiny bit more pda on camera. just to make the viewers flip their shit
like simon will shortly rest his head on baz’ shoulder or baz brushing smudged chocolate from simon’s chin on camera and giving simon an Intense Look™ that u don’t give to ‘just friends’ ppl
the snaz fandom is dying. leGIT DYING
the “THEY’RE BASICALLY CANON. THEY’RE DATING OK. LOOK AT THEM. THIS IS NOT JUST A FRIENDSHIP. diD YoU SEe tHAT” dying.
simon and baz are just dying of laughter.
but then the fights start on social media
the ‘you should say all this stuff because it’ll make simon and baz uncomfortable and i’ll ruin their friendship’ drama.
simon and baz see all this unfold on social media and just face palm.
they’re like “should we just tell them that we’re dating?”
they don’t want to be forced to be open about their relationship online just because people are fighting about it, but at the same time they never really wanted to hide it either. they didn’t even feel like they were purposefully hiding it.
it was just that at first they didn’t do pda stuff in front of a camera because simon didn’t feel fully comfortable whilst being on camera and after that it just kinda became a silent rule that they didn’t do pda stuff on camera.
but they never actually cared about if people knew about their relationship or not so…..
one day baz just starts his daily vlog whilst still being in bed, barely woken up, and you can see simon next to him in bed in the background.
once that vlog is up everyone DIES
but the Not Shippers are just like “nono baz was just sleeping over at simon’s and penny’s it’s totally normal for them to sleep in the same bed”
simon and baz: *sigh*
second attempt of Exposing™ (not actually on youtube): baz posting a picture on instagram roses with the caption “buying flowers for my special boy @~simons ig~”
people die again, but still there are people like “special boy as in Special Good Friend”
simon and baz are ready to cry
so is the snaz fandom
so. next vlog. there’s baz and simon in the same bed again. there’s baz calling simon “love” and there’s baz just talking to the camera about something that happened (idk, him rambling about a film he just saw with simon?) whilst simon is sitting next to him with his head resting on baz’s shoulder.
the entire snaz fandom is crying happy tears and feeling blessed and thanking baz for bringing this level of adorableness into their lives.
there are idiots tweeting. “no baz isn’t dating simon u stupid fangirls”
and baz being so done just tweets back. “sorry sir/madam but simon snow, cute kid, crazy hair, is in fact my boyfriend who i have been happily dating for some time now. gnight.”
and the whole snaz fandom just explodes.
snaz is real ya’ll
(((also later, when snaz is big™ they’ll bring out sweaters and beanies with the words ‘snazzy’ on it and it’s great)))
((((also also. in an interview: “so, baz, since many big youtubers are brining out a book as well?” baz: “yes. it’s called twilight. it’s out september 6th 2006.” interviewer: ???¿????¿¿?¿??))))
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