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Laurens: Who are you?

Hercules: Who are you?

Lafayette: Who are you?

Laurens/Hercules/Lafayette: Who, who is this kid? What’s he gonna do?

Alexander:*points to Laurens* I’m gonna do you.

  • Madison: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
  • Hamilton: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
  • Laurens: Tackle him.
  • Burr: Dump him.
  • Mulligan: Kick him in the shin.
  • Jefferson: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

Laurens: Who are you?

Mulligan: Who are you?

Laf: Who are you?

All three: Who who is this kid - 

Laurens: What the heck I gotta do to be with you?