sir john a

  • Someone: What time is it?!
  • 1/3 of my Brain: ADVENTURE TIME
  • 1/3 of my Brain: SUMMER TIME
  • 1/3 of my Brain: SHOW TIME!
  • Me: *screams*
  • Someone: What the fuck

“What time is it?”
“Showtime showtime, yo”

you’ve heard of eat the spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.... now get ready for....

DRINK THE BEER TO FORGET YOUR FEAR OF THE BRITSH WHO ARE NEAR

  • Me: *listening to Non-Stop*
  • Me: *Burr gets to YELLING PART IN MIDDLE*
  • Me: I am a strong, independent woman. I will not sing
  • Burr: "John Jay got sick after writing 5, James Madison wrote 29"
  • Me: *flips table, rips clothing off, burns house down*
  • Me: hAMILTON WROTe the oTHER FIFTY ONE.