sir do you like hip hop

anonymous asked:

What kinks do you think Jisoo would have? I'm way too curious about this tbh...

okay but Jisoo is my bias so like…why u gottA

since this is only one member and I’m biased this is gonna be just a little different than the hip hop team one

Alright so Jisoo’s kinks: 

Ass Slapping: 

bOII DO YOU SEE THEM HANDS HOLY FUCK PUT THEM ON MY ASS SIR with hands that big he has to love having some ass in them just he has to 

Face Sitting: 

okay but hear me out okay just imagine jUST IMAGINE his cat eyes looking up  at you while you’re sitting on his face like I just I can’T I’m soaked already and then his lips are so plump and he’s always sticking his tongue out like a little bitch and it’s probably really smooth 

Occasional Sub:

idk about y’all but I see Jisoo as a low key dom more often than a sub, but sometimes he just wants you to dominate him son like he’d pull you to straddle him when y’all are making out and then you’d be the one pushing him on the bed and teasing him and aLL THAT GOOD SHIT

Being Ridden:

in compliment to the previous one, being an occasional sub means he’d enjoy you slamming yourself down onto him and I for one would enjoy it just as much holy shit I need to stop I’m sorry everyone bUT CONTINUING ON even if he’s not being the sub he’d flip you to be on top of him and grab your waist to slam you down on him and he’d thrust up into you as well and I’m w e a k 

as you now know I’m the biggest hoe for Jisoo good lord, I shall sit and wait to loose followers now smh self. I hope you like it anon! and weren’t too distracted by my extreme thirst

~/now ruined/ peach admin

entitled: boredom or Lady Raptors Part 3---

Nic jogged down the steps of her house with her phone in hand. Forty-five minutes ago, she called in an order for a pizza. Her dietitian she was assigned to finally had allowed her a cheat day after two months.

She cranked up her car and nodded her head to the beat of Hat 2 Da Back by TLC. As she reached in the backseat to grab her previously discarded sunglasses, she felt a hard fabric against her fingertips. She turned around curiously and smirked, grabbing the red and black snapback.

She scrolled through her contact list and dialed a number.

“What’s up baby?” He asked in a deep voice.

“You left your hat in my car pretty boy.”
She backed out of her drive way.

“I know.”

“You did it on purpose?” She asked with a giggle.


“Well shit Nic, you didn’t leave a nigga no choice. I haven’t seen you in three days.”

“I call you whenever I can Drake.” She whined. He sighed.

“Yeah the phone sex does make up for the lack of your presence.”

Nic laughed at his antics. She grabbed her wallet and handed the cashier her money. She signed an autograph for him and replied to his thank you. She grabbed her pizza and walked back to her running car. She hopped in and shut the door.

“Who were you talking to?” He asked. She rolled her eyes through the phone at his slight tone.

“What are you doing?” She diverted.

“Thinking about you.” He answered honestly. Nic blushed and smiled.

“Well sir, you are in luck because I have a pizza and I want some company.” He licked his lips.

“Oh word?”

“Word. I’ll be there in like twenty-five minutes.” She calculated hopping on the quick interstate.

 Nic killed the engine and grabbed the large pizza box and his hat. She walked up the pavement with their dinner propped on her hip and knocked on the dark wood.

Drake opened door and leaned against the panel of it eyeing her up and down.

“Are you done?” She asked. He smirked at her attitude.

“Come on in.” He stepped aside. Nic walked in and gasped feeling a sharp sting hit her butt. She turned around and glared at him. “You know you like it.” He kissed her warm cheek. He took the pizza from her and headed for the couch. He put the pizza on the table and turned around.

“Here’s your hat.” She smirked. He took it and tossed it on the opposite couch.

“Thank you.” He walked around her and went into his kitchen. Nic sat on the suede couch and pulled her sneakers off. Drake grabbed a bottle of white wine and two flutes making his way back to her. He sat next to her and poured the drink.

He handed her one and they both took a sip before placing them down. Nic pulled her sock-covered feet up.

“I missed you.” He moved closer, twirling her wavy hair. Nic laughed and eased off the soft cushion slightly. She grabbed a slice of the pepperoni pizza.

“It has only been three days.” She took a bite.

“Felt like forever.” Drake laughed reaching for one.

So they sat on the couch catching up on each others lives. They finished the bottle, mostly Drake. Nic had a nice little buzz, but she wasn’t drunk. They really just enjoyed the others company. She didn’t show it sometimes but she liked having him near. He was warm and inviting and alluring.

Nic pulled her socks off, exposing her little pink toes, and relaxed against the cushion. She put her hands behind her head causing her shirt to lift.

Drake looked at the patch of exposed skin and pulled it up a little more. Her abs sticking out prominently. She looked over at him with her eyebrows furrowed.

Drake leaned over slowly and tilted her face up. He kissed her deeply and pulled away, seeing a glint in her eyes. Nic grabbed the back of his neck and brought him back. Their lips moved slowly as if trying to memorize the feel of the others. Drake touched her side and craned his neck for a better angle. Their mouths opened as the temperature of the room heated up.

Soon their movements became more hurried and sensual. Nic hiked her leg over his lap and Drake rubbed it against his member trying to relieve some of the tension. He grabbed her body and lifted her up to rest comfortably on his lap.

Nic responded by ripping off his shirt and throwing it somewhere in the room. Cutting off his laugh with her tongue. She sucked his bottom lip into her warm mouth and he let out a groan.Drake raised his hand and brought it down on her ass elicting one of the sexiest moans he had ever heard. He ran his hands up her curved back and lifted her shirt.

They looked at each other as Drake unclasped her bra. Her breasts spilled out of the cups instantly. He tangled his long fingers in her hair and tugged her head back.He latched on her nipple and gripped her waistwith one hand. She tilted her head back and moaned.

“Shit…” She mumbled.

Drake lifted her up and put her directly on his erection. When she started rocking her hips and biting his neck, Drake lost it. He slipped his hand into her sweats. Pleased to find her bare and very wet. Nicki gasped in shock. But groaned when he stroked her clit.

Drake released her sore, hardened nipple and leaned back, one hand drifting lower to her hip. He teased her clit faster loving the way she bites her bottom lip. Still, he gripped her body, trying to find some form of release for himself

Drake pushed a finger inside her and Nic jerked and clenched around his finger. She was impossibly tight and wet.

“Fuck Drake.” She whimpered into his neck. He sped up his motions and she rose up. Clawing at his pants, she reached in pulling out what she wanted.

He was huge. She thought with her lip bit. And from his smirk, she could tell he know her thoughts. Nic wrapped her small hands around his length and started pumping up and down.

“Jesus..” He groaned.

As time progressed, their movements became more frantic and frenzied. Drake had managed to fit three fingers inside Nic and she was on the brink of her climax.

“Baby, don’t stop! Please..” She yelled. He attached his lips to her neck and sucked hard, leaving a purple mark. She unraveled around him and squeezed his throbbing member. Making her name flow effortlessly from his lips.

After she came down she kissed up and down his pink and purple colored neck. Running her fingers along his erection teasingly.

“Can you do me a favor?” She whispered, the sex oozing from her lips, capturing Drake in a trance.

“Anything.” He lifted heavy-lidded eyes up to her.

“Cum for me.” She bit his earlobe.

In The Membrane

It’s after school and I’m driving three of my junior rubgy players to a game across town.  I have Echo and the Bunnymen playing on my car stereo.  The boys are all oddly quiet.

Me:  “So, how was school today?”

A round of mumbles and shrugs.

Me:  “You guys ready to kick some butt?”

Student:  “Sir, what is this?”

Me:  “Sorry?”

Him:  “This.”

Me:  “Oh, my music?  This is one of the greatest bands to ever come out of the eighties:  Echo and the Bunnymen.  This is called Bring on the Dancing Horses.  When I was your age, we used to—“

Student 2:  “Do you have anything else?  Like hip hop?”

Me:  (Incredulous.)  “Do I have hip hop?”

I change up the CD.  It’s taking a while to cue my song.  The boys are unimpressed. 

The song’s finally ready.

Me:  “Hip hop, you say?  Well, an insane question deserves…”

I hit play

Me:  (High-pitched nasal voice)  “An insane answer.”

The Beastie Boys comes on.  The students look confused.

Me:  “Sorry.  I thought I had Cypress Hill coming on.  It would have made more sense.”